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CraftyKids Minecraft Server

authoritarian regime, Belarus, Conflict, CraftyKids, discrimination, eastern europe, education, enemies, HUMAN RIGHTS, indoctrination, international relations, Minecraft, minority rights, own people, political manipulation, Propaganda, psychological abuse, reeducating, Report, Server, social control, Ukrainian children, violations

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1036
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Emeralds Found:	6886
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! We got Belarusian teachers reeducating Ukrainian children into ‘enemies of their own people’! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for some wild adventures and questionable educational practices. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial? Come see for yourself and join the madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it… maybe.

KidnappingCraft: Ukrainian Edition

Conflict Resolution, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, Foreign Minister, global affairs, historical atrocities, human rights violations, international relations, KIDNAPPING, KidnappingCraft, Nazi crimes, Polish, political tensions, Russian, Speech, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian children, UN speech, united nations, War Crimes, world news

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8565
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	3527	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
New Chunks Explored:	617172	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Alien Abductions:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than a polish foreign minister speech at the UN! we got russian kidnappings of ukrainian children, nazi crimes, and all the chaos you could ever want in a virtual world! build your own nazi bunker or save the ukrainian kids from the evil russians, the choice is yours! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Crafty Muscle Maidens

Crafty, Maidens, Muscle

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9688
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Divine Spears Created:	15
Enchantments Applied:	234	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Magic Items Found:	3373
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT CREATINE AND RESISTANCE TRAINING FOR ALL THE MENSTRUATING WOMEN OUT THERE! U WANNA SLEEP BETTER? COME BUILD SOME BLOCKS AND LIFT SOME WEIGHTS WITH US! OUR SERVER IS LIKE A PILLOW FOR YOUR BRAIN, BUT MADE OF PIXELS AND SWEAT! LET’S GET JACKED AND WELL-RESTED TOGETHER, ONE CREEPER AT A TIME!

Polish Threads Minecraft Server

Board, Community, country pride, cultural appreciation, cultural exchange, discussion, Diversity, forum, global perspective, International, Minecraft, national identity, nationalism, Online Community, patriotism, Poland, Poles, Polish, pride in heritage, Server, sharing knowledge, Threads, Unity

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2586
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can learn all about the wonders of our country in the most epic way possible! Join us and explore our virtual world filled with pixelated versions of our famous landmarks and cultural sites.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you befriend these llamas, they will guide you to the rarest materials and help you build the most epic structures imaginable.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, a magical portal opens up in the sky and transports players to a parallel universe where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. It’s a wild and wacky adventure you won’t want to miss!

So come on down to our server and let us show you why our country is the best in the world, one block at a time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

”Na Na Na Na” – The Creeper Slayer Minecraft SMP

Albert Einstein World Award of Science, anti-Asian attacks, Beijing Institute of Nanoenergy and Nanosystems, China Initiative, Chinese American, Chinese-American physicist, creeper, electronics, energy science, energy science expert, Engineer, influential scientist, materials scientist, Minecraft, nanogenerators, nanogenerators pioneer, nanotechnology, nanotechnology engineer, nanotechnology specialist, physicist, slayer, smp, US government persecution, Zhong Lin Wang

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8449
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21

Looking for a server that’s out of this world? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have the one and only Zhong Lin Wang as our resident physicist and nanotechnology expert! He’s so good, he’s been awarded the Albert Einstein World Award of Science and is known as the ‘father of nanogenerators’ – how cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! In 2024, Wang decided to move to China full-time because of US government persecution and anti-Asian attacks. So now, our server is the only place you can hang out with this genius scientist and learn all about nanotechnology while dodging government spies and evil villains.

Join now for a chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft SMP adventure ever! Goodbye to boring servers, hello to the wacky world of Zhong Lin Wang!

Mom’s Stepkid Showdown Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional impact, family activities, family dynamics, family time, Frustration, ice cream tradition, individual needs, Minecraft, moms, mother-daughter relationship, neglect, Parent-child relationship, personal space, Prioritization, Resentment, Server, showdown, step siblings, stepchildren, stepfamily issues, Stepkid

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7775
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Players Killed by Monsters:	3682
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
New Chunks Explored:	837782	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Emeralds Found:	3386

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and have some epic adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build your own virtual family – without any unwanted stepkids tagging along!

On our server, you can create your own ice cream birthday treat tradition with just you and your virtual mom – no surprise guests allowed! And if anyone tries to intrude on your special time, you can just walk out like a boss and leave them to figure it out.

Don’t let anyone prioritize their feelings over yours – on our server, you are the star of the show! So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun? Join now and leave the stepkids behind!

BroBroGetItTogetherCraft

BroBroGetItTogetherCraft, brother, Defensive, dirty dishes, dropping out of college, figuring things out, freeloading bum, Gaming, get it together, grow up, Harsh, Job, messy apartment, PAJAMAS, Productive, pushing him, social media, taking a break, Trash, wasting his life, yelling at game

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4187
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Love Letters Sent:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Zombie Dances:	8

Are you tired of living with a freeloading bum who spends all day gaming and making a mess of your place? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the real world where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any messy roommates!

Join our server and leave the drama behind – no more overflowing sinks or yelling at games, just pure fun and adventure. Plus, our community is so awesome that you’ll never want to log off!

So come on, join us and say goodbye to the real world woes. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own virtual universe? Let’s build together and leave the dirty dishes in the past – because on our server, the only mess you’ll find is a creeper explosion!

CraftyComforts

baking, comfort, Cooking, Crafting, CraftyComforts, Exercise, favorite activity, gardening, hobbies, journaling, leisure, meditation, mindfulness, pampering, Peace of mind, reading, Relaxation, self soothing, self-care, stress relief, watching movies, yoga

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3577
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	237	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	167
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

If your favorite activity is building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats and monocles, then boy do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server is filled with magical llamas that grant wishes and rainbows that shoot out diamonds. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, laughter, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two. Come join us and let your imagination run wild!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Communication, crime, disability, Espionage, espionage device, hearing aid, hearing impaired, investigation, Killed, Minecraft, mistaken for spy, mistaken identity, News, Russian, Server, spy device, Spycraft, Technology, Tragedy, tragic accident, WOMAN

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3127
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOU MIGHT END UP LIKE THIS RUSSIAN LADY WITH A SPY HEARING AID! OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, YOU’LL BE BLOWN AWAY LIKE A CREEPER EXPLOSION! WE HAVE MORE DIAMONDS THAN A RICH MINECRAFT YOUTUBER AND MORE FUN THAN A PIG RACING THROUGH LAVA! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! #SPYHEARINGAID #MINECRAFTLITNESS

PagerBombPvP

CASUALTIES, casualties report, casualties statistics, Conflict, explosive devices, fighters, hezbollah, Hezbollah fighters, Injuries, LIMBS, MIDDLE EAST, pager bombs, PagerBombPvP, Report, Sight, Terrorism, War, war casualties, war injuries, war report

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5069
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Crops Grown:	9415
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is so lit that even Hezbollah fighters are losing their minds (and limbs) over it! Like, imagine playing on a server so epic that even terrorists can’t resist joining.

We’ve got pager bombs that will blow your mind (literally) and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate PvP battles against Hezbollah fighters who are out for revenge (and maybe a little bit of loot).

So come on, don’t be a chicken like those Hezbollah fighters – join our server and show them who’s boss. Just watch out for those pager bombs, they’re no joke!