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Hand Egg Regular Minecraft SMP Season

2km, Average, burn calories, Championship, Egg, games, Hand, hand egg, Hospitals, jannies, leisure activity, Minecraft, multiple opportunities, NFL player, PLAYOFFS, regular, regular season, rest opportunities, runs, SCHOOLs, scrubbing floors, Season, smp, TEAM, wide receiver, WIN

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5512
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Emeralds Found:	2335	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate challenge! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re playing in the hand egg championship playoffs every day. Our players run an average of 2km per game, but don’t worry, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to rest…just like a hand egg wide receiver!

Forget scrubbing floors in schools and hospitals, come burn calories with us in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Who needs the NFL when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft champion? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

BroHouseDramaCraft

affordable, BroHouseDramaCraft, brother’s feelings, budget constraints, call the shots, Communication, Decision making, down payment, finances, financial responsibility, higher degree, home purchase, house purchase, housing decisions, living together, renting history, shared living arrangements, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, splitting bills, Zillow listing

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9703
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8955
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers where you have to follow the rules and listen to everyone’s feedback? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories. Just like this player who moved in with their brother and now they’re fighting over a house purchase. Can you imagine fighting over a Minecraft house with your sibling? That’s the kind of drama you can expect on our server!

Forget about boring old rules and regulations, on our server, anything goes! Build the house of your dreams, team up with friends to take on epic quests, and maybe even start a feud with your own brother over a virtual property. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even end up in a virtual house-buying feud of your own!

PentagonStockpileCraft

defense budget, defense funding, defense stockpiles, defense stockpiles concerns, FOREIGN AID, international relations, military aid cuts, military aid packages, military aid reduction, military assistance, military equipment, military support, Pentagon stockpiles, Pentagon supplies, PentagonStockpileCraft, security assistance, Ukraine, us foreign policy, us military aid, US military assistance, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9172
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dimension Hops:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more loot than the US military aid packages to Ukraine! our chests are stacked to the brim with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear that will make you feel like a god in the game. plus, our pvp battles are so intense, it’s like a warzone out there.

we heard the Pentagon is worried about running out of supplies, but don’t worry, we got you covered. join now and help us stockpile even more epic loot. who needs military aid when you got a diamond sword and a shield of protection, amirite?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and show off your mad skills. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Brain Reset Minecraft Server

Brain, brain activity, brain function, brain plasticity, Cognitive science, discovery, hippocampus, Memory, memory consolidation, memory overload, Mice, Minecraft, neural pathways, neural silence, neurons, neuroscience, new learning, researchers, Reset, scientists, Server, sleep research, sleep reset mechanism

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5759
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	979	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Buildings Constructed:	29	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU WANT TO JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE WE HAVE A SLEEP “RESET” MECHANISM JUST LIKE IN THAT FANCY SCIENTIST THINGY!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A GIANT CASTLE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND SUDDENLY YOU FORGET HOW TO MAKE A DOOR. NO WORRIES, OUR SERVER WILL RESET YOUR BRAIN CELLS SO YOU CAN LEARN HOW TO MAKE THAT DOOR ALL OVER AGAIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SPECIAL HIPPOPOTAMUS (OR WAS IT HIPPOCAMPUS?) THAT WILL HELP YOUR MEMORY RESET AND GET READY FOR NEW ADVENTURES. WHO KNEW HIPPOS WERE SO SMART?

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST MIND-BENDING MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. JOIN NOW AND LET YOUR BRAIN CELLS PARTY LIKE IT’S 1999!

TacoShackSMP

Cosmetics, Cross-Play, Economy, Minecraft, mod, MONEY, player-controlled economy, PvP, Server, Survival, TacoShackSMP, Voice Chat Support, weekly events

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1459
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Buildings Constructed:	34	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

A Minecraft Server With A Fully Player Controlled Economy, We Run Weekly Events On Saturdays Where You Can Earn Money, Cosmetics, And More! This Server Is Mostly Survival But It Will Be Fun With Simple Voice Chat Support As Long As You And Your Friends Have The Mod It Will Work!

51.81.167.58:25594

Passion Craft Minecraft Server

BELIEF, break free, chains, Conquer, Craft, determination, inner strength, Liberation, Mantra, Minecraft, motivation, Overcome, Passion, Peace, personal growth, philosophy, power, self improvement, Server, sith code, Star Wars, strength, Victory

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1963
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Are you tired of boring old peaceful Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement, chaos, and a little bit of madness? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join us and unleash your inner passion as you battle your way to victory. Gain strength by conquering epic challenges, and watch as your power grows with each block you mine. Break free from the chains of boring gameplay and experience the thrill of our server like never before.

But be warned, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the adrenaline rush of our crazy adventures and wild events. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Chainshit Advocates Minecraft SMP Getting Absolutely Destroyed on Twitter and…

Absolutely, Advocates, And, avocado cheerleaders, behaviour, Biz, Board, bouys, chainshit, chainshit cult, Collapses, Cult, cult like, Destroyed, DRIVE, lashing out, Lets, Minecraft, Over.., real-time, scam, SCAMMERS, smp, twitter

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6126
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	83	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of getting absolutely DESTROYED on Twitter and /biz/ by the avocado cheerleaders? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the cult-like behavior and drive off scammers like the chainshit advocates. We’ve got insane stories, outrageous reasons to join, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. So come on, don’t let up bouys, let’s drive these scammers off our server and have a blast doing it!

EmbraceTheCringe – Minecraft SMP

Authenticity, EmbraceTheCringe, Individuality, judgment, Minecraft, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-assertion, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, shame, smp, societal norms, societal pressure

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7272
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5180	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where being unapologetically weird is not just accepted, it’s encouraged! Have you ever been shamed for your love of building giant statues of llamas or creating a house entirely made out of cake? Well, here, we celebrate your unique quirks and embrace the madness.

Join us on this wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild. From epic battles with flying pigs to underground dance parties with creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re tired of conforming to society’s boring standards and want to let your freak flag fly, come join us and be a part of our eccentric community. Who knows, you might just find your tribe of fellow weirdos who will appreciate you for the glorious oddball that you are.

CraftInsomnia

avoiding caffeine, avoiding screens, bedtime routine, bedtime snacks, counting sheep, CraftInsomnia, Deep Breathing, exercise for better sleep, herbal remedies, insomnia, reading before bed, relaxation techniques, sleep aids, sleep hygiene, sleep meditation, sleep remedies, sleep schedule, sleep tips, sleeplessness, warm milk, white noise

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5771
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	207
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Join our Minecraft server, where the mobs are so hilarious that they’ll have you laughing all night long! Our creepers tell the best jokes, the zombies breakdance, and the skeletons have a stand-up comedy routine that’s to die for. Plus, our Ender Dragon is a master at playing the kazoo – you won’t want to miss it! So if you’re looking for a sleepless night filled with laughter and fun, come join us on our wacky Minecraft server!

HanwhaCraft: Romanian Armor Factory

aerospace, aerospace and defense, aerospace giant, armor, armored vehicle, armored vehicle factory, begin.., Defense, FACTORY, GIANT, Hanwha, Hanwha Aerospace, HanwhaCraft, Korean, Korean aerospace, Korean aerospace and defense, Korean defense, Romania, Romanian, vehicle factory, work

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9354
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Void Armor Forged:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8566	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

come join this epic minecraft server where we have korean aerospace and defense giant hanwha aerospace building armored vehicles in romania!!! why would you want to miss out on that??? imagine driving around in a tank while fighting off creepers and zombies, all thanks to hanwha aerospace!!! plus, rumor has it that if you join the server, you might even get a free tank to use in the game!!! don’t be a square, join now and experience the ultimate armored vehicle adventure in minecraft!!!