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ProMinecraftSMPGod99.9%

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4829
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Players Killed by Monsters:	7378
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you a Minecraft pro looking for a challenge? Do you want to flex your skills and show off your epic builds to the world? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us if you’re ready to dominate the virtual world like a boss.

We’ve got crazier mobs than your wildest nightmares, like zombie chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes and creepers that do the Macarena before exploding. Our world is filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons just waiting for you to conquer them.

But that’s not all – our community is filled with the wackiest players you’ll ever meet. From a talking llama who gives out questionable advice to a villager who thinks he’s a superhero, you’ll never be bored with the antics going on in our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and show off your mad Minecraft skills. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server!

Blockheads R Us

anti-intellectualism, attention span, Blockheads, cognitive decline, critical thinking, cultural decline, dumbing down, education, information overload, intellectual laziness, intelligence, knowledge decay, lack of curiosity, Media influence, Misinformation, social media, societal trends, societal values, society, Technology

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7146
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of living in a world where people can’t even spell “potato” correctly? Do you find yourself face-palming at the sheer stupidity of humanity on a daily basis? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience a world where intelligence reigns supreme! Our players are so smart, they’ve actually figured out how to build functioning time machines using nothing but redstone and a few sticks of dynamite. Want to debate the finer points of quantum physics while battling a horde of creepers? You can do that here!

But that’s not all – we also offer classes in advanced astrophysics, medieval history, and underwater basket weaving. Our players have even discovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where everyone communicates solely through interpretive dance. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

So if you’re tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room (because let’s face it, you probably are), come join us on our Minecraft server and bask in the glow of intellectual superiority. Who knows, you might even learn something new – like how to calculate the square root of a potato.

Hotdog Ban Server

authoritarian rule, Ban, Censorship, culinary restrictions, Dictatorship, food restrictions, government control, hotdog, hotdogs, human rights violations, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-un policies, Kim Jong-un regime, North Korea, North Korean cuisine, oppressive regime, political control, Propaganda, restricted diets, Server, Treason

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	746
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Runes Activated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

so, liek, u kno how Kim Jong-un be trippin’ in North Korea, rite? well, get this, he straight up banned hotdogs for his peeps! like, u can’t even cook a hotdog without gettin’ in trouble. it’s like, a legit act of treason or sumthin’. but, guess what? on our minecraft server, u can eat all the hotdogs u want! no Kim Jong-un tellin’ u what to do here, just good times and hotdogs for all! join now and stick it to the man, one hotdog at a time!

Death Day Party

acceptance, acceptance of fate, anniversary, Awareness, contemplation, Cycle, Day, death, destiny, Existence, fate, inevitability, Legacy, Life, long tail: passing of time, mortality, mortality awareness, Party, passing, realization, Reflection, reflection on life and death, Remembrance, Time

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	604
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of celebrating your own death anniversary every year without even realizing it!

we have a special plugin that randomly selects a day each year where your character dies in-game and you have to throw a virtual party to commemorate the occasion.

imagine the chaos as players scramble to gather supplies and build elaborate monuments in honor of their fallen avatars.

plus, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen wearing party hats – because why not?

so come join us and embrace the madness on our server where death is just another reason to throw a wild celebration!

Pixel Park Playgrounds

children, community program, efforts, environmental factors, green space, health, Kids, Neighborhoods, outdoor activities, park, PIXEL, playgrounds, policy interventions, public health, Reduce, screen time, study, Technology, unequal access, University of Michigan, Urban planning, weakened, wellbeing

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7261
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Votes:	9851	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Towns Built:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is greener and the screen time is leaner! We got so much green space, you’ll think you’re in a virtual jungle!

Our community program is off the chain, helping you reduce that pesky screen time so you can spend more time building epic structures and slaying zombies. But watch out, cuz in neighborhoods without green space, the screen time monsters are lurking around every pixelated corner!

So come on down to our server and let’s get wild in the wilderness of Minecraft! Who needs real green space when you got our virtual paradise? Join now and start your pixelated adventure today!

New SMP Launch Whitelist

100 players, Active, Civilization, Community, Discord, Events, fresh start, Fun, Gaming, invite, java, Join, Launch, multiplayer, Players, Season, Server, Simulate, smp, Social, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8082
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	10	Star Shards Collected:	56
Zombie Dances:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Gods Slained:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	GreatUncle’s Server
Events	100 player Civilization events and more
Community	Friendly and active community
Players	Over 10 players consistently daily
Platform	Java

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Add greatuncleessa on discord and ask for an invite.

Q: What events do you host on the server?

A: We host events like 100 player Civilization simulations and more.

Q: How many players are usually online?

A: We have over 10 players consistently playing daily.

Q: Is there a new season starting soon?

A: Yes, we recently launched a new season so everyone is starting fresh.

Lumber Crafters 1.21.2

1.21.2, action, Adventure, attack on titan, berserk, Blood, chainsaw man, ChainsAws, Crafters, dark fantasy, Demon Slayer, Demons, Denji, devil hunters, Gore, Horror, Lumber, Makima, manga series, shonen jump, Supernatural, violence, War Manga

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2164
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Endless Night Skies:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a war manga come to life! Picture this: you’re battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, just like in your favorite manga series.

But wait, there’s more! You can build your own fortress and defend it against enemy raids, just like a badass warrior.

And get this – there are special events where you can team up with your friends to take down powerful bosses and claim epic loot. It’s like living out your wildest manga fantasies in blocky form.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this insane Minecraft server!

MediCraft Server: AITA for blocking a friend with health issues?

active online, aita, antibiotics, anxious avoidant problem, Blocking, Communication, er, Excuses, facebook, Friend, Gaslighting, health, Hospital, ignoring, INFECTIONS, Issues, medical issues, MediCraft, mentally bad spot, Mother, overwhelmed, resting, Server, Space, stressful, Support, Updates

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4000
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of friends who don’t understand when you’re going through a tough time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from drama queens like Barb (18f).

Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind! No more guilt trips for not responding to messages while you’re busy fighting off creepers and zombies.

We understand that sometimes you just need to focus on yourself, whether it’s battling infections or building the coolest virtual castle. And hey, if your mom wants to join too, she’s more than welcome – we love a supportive gaming family!

So come on over to our server where the only drama is deciding which block to use next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no best friend required!

BabyBanBirthdayBash

babies, baby-free event, BabyBanBirthdayBash, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, event planning, friend dynamics, ladies only, mom friends, mom guilt, moms, new born, no children, party dynamics, party etiquette, party planning, party rules, Party Vibes, people pleaser, social etiquette

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9339
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays in the most epic way possible! Are you tired of boring parties with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we throw the wildest birthday bashes!

Join us for our 30th birthday party extravaganza, where only ladies are allowed! Leave your significant others and kids at home because this party is all about letting loose and having a blast. We promise it won’t be a rager, but it will definitely be a night to remember.

But beware, we have strict rules about bringing babies to the party. One mom tried to bring her 1-month-old baby and we had to put our foot down. We can’t have the vibes of the party ruined by a tiny human stealing the spotlight! Trust us, you won’t be offended by this rule, it’s all in the name of birthday fun.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for the most outrageous birthday party you’ve ever experienced. Who needs babies when you have virtual blocks to build with and adventures to embark on? Stick to our no kids “rule” and let the party begin!

CheatersNeverProsperMC

BETRAYAL, CheatersNeverProsperMC, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, forgiveness, Honesty, Infidelity, love, loyalty, moving on, personal boundaries, Rebuilding trust., relationship advice, relationship dynamics, relationship problems, relationships, second chances, toxic behavior, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3399
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers full of cheaters? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a strict zero-tolerance policy for cheaters, so you can rest assured that your diamonds are safe with us.

Join our server and become part of our exclusive club of elite players who have never even thought about cheating. We have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground lava parkour course that only the bravest players dare to attempt.

So say goodbye to cheaters and hello to a whole new world of Minecraft fun on our server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be cheating is death itself!

Musk’s Far-Right Party Panic Minecraft Server

Backlash, concern, controversy, criticism, elon musk, ethical concerns, far-right party, FarRight, German leader, germany, insults, leadership, Minecraft, Musk, Musks, Panic, Party, political influence, political stance, Political Support, Politics, public opinion, right wing, Server, social media, worry

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4207
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

so like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server where the german leader is freaking out about elon musk supporting a far-right party? well, guess what, this server has it all! join us for some crazy fun and political drama like u never seen before. build ur own empire while the world around u goes nuts. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be part of the insanity!