outspends Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Hobo Kingdom: Where UK outspends France and pigs fly!

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9199
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8949
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your knowledge of geography? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Google can’t keep up.

Join us and find out why the UK spends more money than France – turns out they’re not just a hobo island after all! And don’t even get us started on Germany, Switzerland, and Austria – those Germans are out here cheating with two countries at once!

So if you’re ready for a gaming experience that will have you scratching your head and laughing out loud, join our server today. Who knows what other crazy secrets you’ll uncover!

”LameCraft Server”

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3545
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	1482
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of boring, unfunny characters on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server and meet the wackiest, most outrageous characters you’ve ever seen in your blocky life.

We’ve got Steve, the block-headed hero who once defeated a creeper by telling it a knock-knock joke. And don’t forget about Herobrine’s long-lost cousin, Larrybrine, who can summon a herd of dancing pigs with just a flick of his pickaxe.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered subjects and grants wishes to anyone who can defeat him in a chicken dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild, hilarious adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows what kind of crazy characters and antics you’ll encounter next!

LigCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1016
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	70	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	29

Listen up, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to fight off hordes of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot stick! And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head!

But that’s not all, folks! We have secret portals that lead to alternate dimensions where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself, who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane adventures in Minecraft history! Don’t miss out, join us now and let the madness begin!

BrunchDinnerExclusionCraft

assertive communication, Assertiveness, Boundaries, BrunchDinnerExclusionCraft, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, cultural sensitivity, Disrespect, emotional boundaries, emotional intelligence, exclusion, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, feeling disrespected, feeling excluded, feeling left out, in-laws

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8188
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9052	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Divine Spears Created:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	8501	Mines Excavated:	2803

Hey gamers!

Are you tired of being left out of family dinners and brunches in real life? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to worry about being ditched by your in-laws again!

Our server is so exclusive, even your wife won’t tell you about the dinner reservations. But don’t worry, you can always game in peace while your in-laws cry in the car because of how uncomfortable you made them. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get called a “talking garbage can” by your SIL!

So come join us on the most drama-filled Minecraft server out there. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in the virtual world? See you there!

CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3925
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you the outrageous reasons why:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Yes, you heard that right, llamas. They may spit at you occasionally, but they sure know how to build a mean castle.

2. We have a secret underground society of diamond-loving chickens who will trade you rare items for the most random things. Want a diamond sword in exchange for a bucket of lava? They got you covered.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, he won’t blow you up (most of the time).

4. We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers in the game. But be warned, they also turn your character into a carrot for a day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

FlatWorldBungeeCraft

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9727
Zombie Dances:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Yo, if u wanna experience the ultimate bungee jumping adventure, u gotta join dis server! We got so many sick cliffs and ledges for u to jump off of, it’s like a never-ending adrenaline rush, bro. Plus, rumor has it that if u jump off the highest point, u might just land in a secret treasure cave filled with diamonds and gold. But shh, don’t tell anyone I told u that. So come on, join us and let’s defy gravity together, cuz why walk when u can jump, amirite?

Eden MC

Adventure, Bedrock Compatible, career opportunities, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, Exploration, Farming, Fishing, FRIENDSHIPS, gameplay, land claim system, Memories, PvE, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Warps, Wealth accumulation

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3190
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Buildings Constructed:	22	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	450	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Introducing our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server – NOW BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! We’re thrilled to launch and invite you to embark on this exciting journey with us!

IP: mc.edenmc.net Bedrock Port: 19132

Be part of our vibrant Discord community at discord.lavishcraft.org and join the LavishCraft family. More than just a server, this is a place where you can forge lasting friendships, create custom warps, explore career opportunities, accumulate wealth, relax, and have a great time! We’d be delighted for you to become one of our founding members and explore the magic right from the start.

Looking for the ultimate spot to engage in pure survival gameplay, connect with others who share your passion, and enjoy an enriching experience? Our server features a friendly community, a strong land-claim system to safeguard your projects, tailor-made fishing and farming that are truly captivating, along with a variety of exciting quests and ranks. It’s all set for an epic adventure!

Step in and let’s create memories that last a lifetime!

mc.edenmc.net

CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2654
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	New Chunks Explored:	677613

Are you tired of boring old servers where people still wear diamond armor like it’s the latest fashion trend? Well, look no further because on our server, we only wear the finest leather armor made from the hides of rainbow-colored cows! That’s right, our cows are so fabulous that their leather armor comes in all the colors of the rainbow, making you the envy of all your blocky friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic jousting matches. The winner gets a crown made of golden feathers and bragging rights for life.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a trip to the Nether, where the ghasts have been replaced with flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their nostrils. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, colorful world? Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

ProtoMan’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1213
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Falling into the Void:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where Mega Man himself roams the lands, shooting pixelated enemies with his trusty blaster. That’s right, on this server, HE’S THE PROTOTYPE MAN OF MEGA MAN! Join us and witness epic battles between Mega Man and the evil Dr. Wily, all while building your own pixelated empire. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane adventure – join now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft!

ToyBlocker420

action figures, Boundaries, Canada Day, collection, Communication, Conflict Resolution, discipline, family, generational differences, lego, love, nephew, parenting, sharing, sibling rivalry, spoiled, Tantrum, Tonka Trucks, ToyBlocker420, Toys, Vulgar

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7701
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value toys more than anything else! Join us and experience the thrill of collecting virtual Lego sets, Kenner action figures, and Tonka Trucks. Our virtual basement is filled with treasures waiting to be discovered.

We have a strict spreadsheet system to keep track of who owns what, just like in real life! And if your virtual kids ever get too old for toys, they can always move out and take a quarter of your collection with them.

But beware of the spoiled brats who visit our server! They will stop at nothing to get their hands on your rarest toys, even if it means throwing a tantrum. Don’t worry, though, our virtual parents and siblings will always have your back…or maybe not.

So come join us on our server and experience the drama, the laughs, and the outrageous toy battles. Are you ready to defend your virtual collection against entitled kids and their enabling parents? Join now and let the toy wars begin!

ShopTilUDropPvP

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4088
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Void Gems Collected:	36	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Dragon Scales Harvested:	353	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the last thing you bought is now your weapon in a 100 person brawl! Imagine facing off against other players armed with toothpaste, bananas, or even a pack of gum! Will you be able to survive and come out victorious with your unconventional weapon?

Join our server for a chance to unleash your inner creativity and strategize like never before. Who knew that a simple purchase could turn into a battle for survival in the virtual world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your skills and dominate the competition with your unexpected weapon of choice.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the chaos of the 100 person brawl armed with the most random and hilarious weapons imaginable. It’s a fight like no other, and only the bravest and most resourceful players will come out on top. Let the madness begin!