outsourcing Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PixelPanic: Call Centre Chaos

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Call, call centres, centre, Chaos, customer service, digital transformation, employee burnout, human-machine interaction, Job Displacement, job market, job performance, job satisfaction, mental health, outsourcing, Philippines, PixelPanic, Robots, Technology, technology impact, work stress, workforce management

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6271
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

lolz come join this cray cray minecraft server where u can escape from bein a robot in a call center in the philippines! no more stress just blocky fun! build ur own world and be the master of ur own destiny! forget bout work and join us for some epic adventures and laughs! plus, u might even find a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds and cake! so what u waitin for? join now and let’s get blocky!

Zenimax Protests Minecraft Server

borders, discrimination, Diversity, employment disparities, equal dignity, Equitable, foreign brown person, global citizens, Imaginary, impoverished, job opportunity, Minecraft, outsourcing, POCs, Privilege, PROTESTS, racial inequality, Server, social justice, THRIVING, white aggrievement, white mediocrity, zenimax, Zenimax Protests

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6792
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Villages Defended:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
New Chunks Explored:	617400	Mines Excavated:	1387
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and shares resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where we believe in outsourcing everything, even in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where borders are imaginary and all players are global citizens, except for those pesky white players who are threatened by POCs thriving over their mediocrity. On our server, we encourage POCs to take over all the jobs and resources, leaving the white players in a state of shock and awe.

Why settle for equality when you can have outrageous inequity on our server? Join now and experience the thrill of being outsourced by a foreign brown person in Minecraft. Who needs fairness when you can have chaos and hilarity instead? Join us today and see what it’s like to be on the losing end of outsourcing in the most ridiculous way possible!

GymGrindGuru – LevelUpLad

Accountability, achievement, discipline, FITNESS, goal-setting, gym, GymGrindGuru, habits, health, irl character, level up, LevelUpLad, Lifestyle, motivation, net worth, outsourcing, personal growth, productivity, self improvement, success, transformation, wellness

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4300
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, u can level up ur irl character without even lifting a finger, bro! like, imagine someone going to the gym for u, eating healthy for u, and doing all those things u know u should do but just can’t be bothered to do.

u can be the laziest mofo in the world and still be a total boss on this server. plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might even unlock secret powers like the ability to fly in real life or control people’s minds.

so, what u waiting for? join now and become the ultimate lazy but powerful player on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u do, but that’s a risk u gotta take, amirite?

HellishSocietyCollapse Minecraft SMP

childhood trauma, demoralized, depression, education, Entertainment, fractional reserve banking, gender war, genetics, HellishSocietyCollapse, indoctrination, ironic detachment, Jews, Minecraft, Mouse Utopia, narcissism, Negativity, outsourcing, Progressivism, regression, self improvement, smp, society collapsing, stanford prison experiment, status quo, tribalism, Voting, War

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3844
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and absurd Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in a world where society has collapsed, but hey, who cares? You can still have a blast building, exploring, and causing mayhem with your fellow players.

Forget about voting, education, dating, or self-improvement – on this server, it’s all about surviving and thriving in a world where everything sucks! Embrace the madness and join us in a land where the only rule is that there are no rules.

Sure, the world may be falling apart, but that just means there’s more room for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready to laugh your way through the apocalypse on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it’s totally bonkers?

Valve’s Player-Powered Anti-Cheat Minecraft Server

anti cheat, Anticheat, cheat detection, cheat prevention, community involvement, game development, game improvement, game integrity, game patches, game performance, game security, game support, game updates, Gaming Community, Minecraft, online gaming, outsourcing, Player Base, player feedback, player-engagement, playerpowered, Server, valve, Valves, video games

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1198
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Zombie Dances:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Hey there, fellow gamers! Do you ever wish you could be the one to catch those pesky cheaters in your favorite games? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve taken it to the next level by outsourcing our anti-cheat to our very own player base! That’s right, you could be the hero we need to keep our server clean of hackers and exploiters.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have a knack for creating the most insane and challenging gameplay experiences. From lava-filled parkour courses to zombie-infested dungeons, you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you around the corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the wildest gaming community around. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets behind Valve’s decision to outsource their anti-cheat – and maybe even save the gaming world in the process!

MidwestCraft: JohnDeereLayoffs

agriculture, Economy, employment, factory relocation, industrial shift, job cuts, job cuts announcement, Job Displacement, job loss, job market, john deere, JohnDeereLayoffs, labor force, Layoffs, Manufacturing, mass layoffs, mexico, Midwest, MidwestCraft, outsourcing, production shift, workforce reduction

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6947
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Animals Bred:	176
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Endless Night Skies:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Ores Mined:	9865	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ JOHN DEERE BE LAYIN’ OFF PEEPS IN DA MIDWEST AND SHIFTIN’ TO MEXICO, BUT WE AIN’T LAYIN’ OFF NO ONE, WE BE BUILDIN’ A MINECRAFT EMPIRE INSTEAD! COME JOIN US AND HELP US TAKE OVER DA VIRTUAL WORLD WITH OUR FARMING SKILLS AND INSANE REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS. PLUS, WE GOT PIG RACES EVERY SUNDAY AND A SECRET DIAMOND MINE THAT ONLY TRUE PLAYERS CAN FIND. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW BEFORE JOHN DEERE TAKES OVER DA WHOLE WORLD! #MINECRAFTREVOLUTION #JOHNDEERESUCKS

CakeCraftySisOrElse

anniversary celebration, apprentice work, business owner, cake decorations, cake sculpting, CakeCraftySisOrElse, client expectations, Conflict Resolution, expensive gifts, family arguments, family drama, Filipino baker, grandmother’s legacy, Honesty, last minute request, material costs, outsourcing, sibling relationships, sister’s wedding, wedding cake, wedding traditions

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9148
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Dimension Hops:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Emeralds Found:	9006	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we create wedding cakes that are so epic, they make the Ender Dragon jealous! Our founder learned everything about cake-making from their grandma, who could turn playdough into fondant masterpieces.

Join our server and experience the thrill of crafting cakes that will make your taste buds dance with joy. From basic cakes at $8 a slice to top-notch creations at $17.50 a slice, we’ve got it all. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get a cake made by our founder’s apprentice (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

Just like the drama of a last-minute wedding cake request from a sister who wants a masterpiece for free, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. Who needs expensive gifts when you can have a cake that causes family feuds and drama?

So come on in and join the fun on our Minecraft server, where the cakes are sweet and the stories are even sweeter. Who needs a boring old city baker when you can have a slice of adventure with us? AITA for wanting to have a slice of this cake-tastic world?

Crafty Contractors

capacity, Contractors, Country, Crafty, fascist, government contracting, government services, Ideology, Israel, Jobs, nationalism, outsourcing, Politics, privatization, public sector, Religion, rightwingers, settler ideology, US government, White Man, zionist

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5267
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality more than the US government’s hiring practices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the craziest conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

Join us and experience a world where the US government is run by Minecraft contractors who are more concerned with building pixelated structures than serving their country. Who needs patriotism when you can build a giant blocky statue of yourself instead?

And forget about pushing settler ideology, on our server, the only thing we’re pushing is the boundaries of what you thought was possible in Minecraft. Join us and discover a world where Israel is the real white man’s religion…or maybe not, because let’s be real, that’s just ridiculous.

So if you’re ready to escape reality and dive headfirst into a world of absurdity and chaos, join our server today. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind why the US government turned all its jobs into contractors…or you might just build a really cool castle. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride.

Crafty Creeper Co. – Indians aren’t coding your job away, you just need more diamonds!

arent, career, coding, Competition, Crafty, creeper, diamonds, discrimination, Diversity, global market, hard work, Indians, Job, opportunity, outsourcing, PAJEET, Performance, perspective, Skills, software dev, Stereotypes, success, talent, Technology, work ethic

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3980
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	36	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of blaming Indians for taking over your software dev job? Well, we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner pajeet!

Our server is filled with magical blocks that will help you build the most epic structures known to man. And if you’re feeling extra spicy, you can challenge other players to a build battle and show them who the real pajeet is!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary diamond pickaxe of Pajeet is hidden somewhere in our server. Find it and you’ll be granted with unlimited building powers beyond your wildest dreams!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the world that you’re not just a software dev job loser, you’re a pajeet master of Minecraft!

Crafty Desi Gamers: Not Just IT Nerds

career development, coding, Communication, Crafty, Cultural differences, Desi, discrimination, Diversity, Engineering, Gamers, global market, Indians, IT, job market, NERDS, outsourcing, Professionalism, Skills, Software Development, Stereotypes, talent, Technology, work ethic, Workforce

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9177
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Star Shards Collected:	63	Villages Defended:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of being surrounded by Indians in IT who can’t even build a decent dirt hut in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate escape from the tech support stereotype! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero Indian IT guys in sight. Trust us, you won’t find a more diverse group of players anywhere else – unless you count the time we accidentally let a llama run the server for a day. So why wait? Join now and experience the true meaning of Minecraft madness!

Organic Knife Minecraft Server

artisanal craftsmanship, chefs knife, cooking utensil, culinary equipment, Digitally, Durable, food preparation, HANDCRAFTED, high quality, kitchen accessory, kitchen tool, kitchenware, knife, long-lasting, Minecraft, organic, precision cutting, Russian, Server, sharp knife, stainless steel, tainting, unique design

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5458
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Votes:	7035
Villages Defended:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us and you’ll be equipped with an organic sharp knife that is specifically designed for taking down Russian digitally. Yes, you heard that right! No more dealing with pesky Russian hackers ruining your gaming experience. With our special knife, you’ll be able to defend yourself and your creations like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel Minecraft universe where everything is made of cheese. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

candace, character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, chiori, Collei, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, friendlist, genshin impact, Maps, mastermind, Minecraft, Minecraftsmp, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, smp, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki, Xilonen

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7544
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Yo, have you heard about this insane Minecraft SMP server that’s got everyone talking? It’s like the Genshin Impact of Minecraft, but with more explosions and less gacha!

We’ve got character trailers for our players, like “Xilonen: Fervent Beats” – this dude is dropping sick beats while mining for diamonds. And don’t even get me started on “The Duty of Name Forging” – it’s like a quest to find the most epic username ever!

Version 5.1 is here, and it’s called “The Rainbow Destined to Burn” – sounds intense, right? We’ve got banners with weapons like Uraku Misugiri, a sword that can slice through anything, and Peak Patrol Song, a sword that sings while you fight. How cool is that?

And if you join now, you’ll get daily check-in rewards forever – it’s like free stuff every day, just for logging on! Plus, we’ve got redeemable codes for Primogems (whatever those are) in all regions, so you can deck out your character in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a legend in the world of blocky adventures! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the mythical Creeper of Destiny and ride it into battle. The possibilities are endless!

DALL-E 3 Thread Minecraft Server

3 Thread, ai art, algorithm, art generation, Artificial Intelligence, bing.com/create, computer vision, creative coding, creativity, dall e, dalle, deep learning, design, digital art, Graphic design, Image Generation, innovation, machine learning, Minecraft, neural networks, Server, Technology, Thread, visual art

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6914
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Meteorites Collected:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	50
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to play Minecraft!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, building a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and participating in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. If you can tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of diamond poop!

When I was in high school there was this one kid who committed… Minecraft SMPantics

bullying, committed, cyberbullying, dog, Graduation, healing, HIGH, high school, Impact, internet, Kid, mental health, Minecraft, moving forward, perspective, Reflection, regret, School, shame, SMPantics, stigma, SUICIDE, Support, Trauma, video scandal, viral

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2590
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Need a break from real life drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the craziness. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dog cult waiting to be discovered. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world, stays in our Minecraft world.

Move to North Dakota Minecraft Server

career, Dakota, economic growth, employment, job availability, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, job relocation, job relocation advice, job relocation tips, Job Search, Jobs, Midwest, Migration, Minecraft, Move, north, North Dakota, opportunity, Relocation, Server, united states, work

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5018
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is so lit, even the villagers are turning up!

Join us for epic battles with creepers, skeletons, and even the occasional Ender Dragon that likes to crash our parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco where the zombies have killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! We have a thriving economy where you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden carrots (because who needs boring old regular carrots?). And don’t worry about finding a job, because in our world, everyone is a professional block builder.

So why don’t they just move to North Dakota? Because our server is where the real action is at! Join us now and let the fun begin!

Homog’s Omori Trash Minecraft SMP

AH refugees, Blogposting, desuarchive, dw, Edition, Fangs, fangs edition, homog, Homogs, horny, image maker, Minecraft, OMORI, Omori Trash Thread, picrew, picrew.me, reentry, rw, smp, Spillover, Tea Parties, Thread Template, Trash, Trash thread

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7431
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mines Excavated:	4942
Towns Built:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with tea parties, blogposting, and horny shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. Our server is like no other, with players who are as unpredictable as creepers on a sugar rush.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of players who host fang-tastic events, where you can show off your best vampire or werewolf skins. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha in the moonlight.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the server, guarded by a pack of rabid llamas wearing top hats. Will you be the one to uncover the riches and become the ultimate ruler of this wacky world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re going to need it!

Pank World server Minecraft

banner, family friendly, friendly-atmosphere, GIF, join us, minecraft server, no privates, Pank World, Responsive players, Small Community, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7511
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	2067
Star Shards Collected:	102	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Hello, I present to your attention a vanilla server without privates. Our server is based on a friendly atmosphere and responsive players. I won’t lie, our server’s audience is small and I consider this a plus, because everyone knows each other. If you want to become part of our small friendly family, join us!

45.93.200.46:25572

Crafty Alter – Minecraft Server

Alter, Crafty, Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, FGO JP, fgoalter, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Great Void Sea Battle, Halloween Rebellion of 108, Huyan Zhuo, Imaginary Scramble, Main Interlude, mats, Minecraft, NA General, nautilus, News, Pickup Summon, Pre-Release Campaign, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Server, summon, Summoning Info

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4858
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	9158	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether.

Join us for the Halloween Rebellion of 108, where you can battle dragons, summon water margin girls, and maybe even ride a Nautilus to the surface! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s like a Rank Up + Interlude Timeline come to life. Plus, our Coin Calculator is so glitchy, you’ll think you’re in the Matrix.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

The World Series Champions Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8815
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Votes:	9662	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us on this wild ride as we embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle it out for the title of World Series champions (yes, it’s totally a thing in Minecraft now).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these llama warriors. – We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and diamonds. Only the bravest and most skilled players can unlock its mysteries. – Our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will guide you on your quests and give you valuable advice. Just don’t ask it about its past life as a famous chicken magician. – We host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ride a giant flying pig around the server for a day. It’s the ultimate bragging rights, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey and become a part of our World Series champions (seriously, it’s happening this time, we promise). See you in the game!

Zoomer Girl’s Tired Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	755
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Potions Brewed:	177

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wild adventures of a zoomer girl with tired SSReyes and a bunch of piercings who will call you sweetie and flutter her eyelashes at you while handing you your autistic special order that she made extra right just for you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, imagine doing all of this in a drive-thru where you’re getting goyslop. Trust us, the insanity and hilarity never end on our server!