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BritWitCraft

Analysis, brexit, british culture, BritWitCraft, confusion, current events, discussion, Division, foreign opinion, global viewpoint, Government, Impact, international perspective, Observation, outsider view, perspective, Politics, speculation, uk, uncertainty, world news

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3084
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Are you tired of the chaos in the UK and looking for a way to escape the madness? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding tea kettles, flying crumpets, and a quest to find the legendary fish and chips recipe hidden deep within the virtual world. Who needs Brexit drama when you can build your own pixelated paradise with us? Come join the fun and leave the real world behind!

Halfpint420’s Minecraft Server: VaxxedHippieLove

age gap, BETRAYAL, Big cock, Cheating, cuck, Discord, getting back together, Halfpint420s, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Hippie, Infidelity, Jealousy, liberal, Love Lost, Love Triangle, Minecraft, relationship, Revenge, Server, size matters, snapchat, Vaxxed, VaxxedHippieLove

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8087
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! Our server is a safe space where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about getting cucked by a hippie with a big vaccinated cock.

We guarantee that no one will steal your girl or send you pics and videos of them getting it on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will help you get over your ex and focus on building epic structures instead.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who needs a cheating girlfriend when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? Join now and let’s craft away the heartbreak together!

IceAgeCraft Minecraft Server

Claim, Conspiracy Theory, Daily, Deception, deep fakes, Dems, doubt, fake news, freezing up, IceAgeCraft, Kek, lefty’s, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, Server, skepticism, social media, Technology, Truth, Videos

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2110
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Star Shards Collected:	100
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Are you tired of freezing up in the cold, just like a snow golem in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we guarantee that you’ll never experience a freeze again! And if anyone tries to claim that our amazing gameplay is just a “deep fake,” we’ll just laugh it off like a creeper exploding in your face! Join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where the only thing freezing will be your enemies in fear of your epic skills!

ProveItCraft

argument with girlfriend, awkward situation, clean living room, cluttered coffee table, dating conflict, dating drama, defending actions, defending myself, Embarrassing moment, explaining situation, explaining tasks, fetish accusation, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, ProveItCraft, proving wrong, social awkwardness, social dynamics, taskmaster themed birthday

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4374
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Falling into the Void:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties. Yes, you heard that right – dance parties with creepers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Taskmaster challenge. Complete tasks like “tying yourself up,” “sitting on cakes,” and “throwing items into elevated buckets” to earn epic rewards and bragging rights. And don’t worry, it’s all in good fun – no fetishes involved here!

Join us and meet fellow players who share your love for all things quirky and hilarious. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate defending your Taskmaster skills to a new friend. So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

SoloCraft: VacayVentures

Adventure, culture, Escape, Experience, Explore, INDEPENDENCE, personal growth, Relaxation, Safety, Self Discovery, solo travel, solo trip, solo vacation, SoloCraft, travel, travel advice, travel alone, travel experiences, travel tips, vacation, VacayVentures, Wanderlust

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3845
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Are you tired of traveling alone during vacations and getting bored out of your mind? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to travel alone again! Join us and embark on epic adventures with a group of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Our server is like a never-ending vacation where you can explore exotic lands, battle fierce monsters, and even build your own crazy creations. And if you ever feel lonely, just shout out in the chat and you’ll have a whole squad of players ready to join you on your journey.

So why travel alone when you can join our server and have the time of your life with a bunch of nutty Minecraft pals? Pack your bags (or pickaxe) and come join the fun today!

UyghurVillageMakeover

authoritarian regime, China, Chinese censorship, cultural genocide, Cultural preservation, discrimination, east turkestan, Ethnic Minorities, forced assimilation, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, international scrutiny, minority rights, name changes, political oppression, religious persecution, Report, Uyghur, UyghurVillageMakeover, Villages, Xinjiang

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1970
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Chimeras Created:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3538	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Star Shards Collected:	50
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

so, like, this server is like the craziest place ever, man. we got like, villages being renamed by china, but like, in minecraft, we rename villages for fun! join us and be part of the wackiest village renaming party ever! who needs uyghur villages when you can have villages named after your pet goldfish, amirite? come join us and be part of the madness!

RackAttackChiroCraft

Alternative Medicine, back pain relief, chiropractic adjustment, chiropractic care, chiropractic treatment, historical torture methods, holistic healing, medieval medicine, medieval torture, pain relief, physical therapy, rack torture, RackAttackChiroCraft, spinal manipulation, spine alignment, torture devices, torture experience, torture history, torture survivors, torture techniques, torture victims

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3175
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4628	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Animals Bred:	199
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ores Mined:	2019	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

join our server for the most epic chiropractic adjustments in all of minecraft land! our torture rack is the ultimate chiropractor, giving your spine the stretch it never knew it needed. but don’t worry, we promise not to take it too far… maybe. come for the back-cracking fun, stay for the questionable medical practices! trust us, your vertebrae will thank you.

PlasticPeenProblemsMC

discovery, environmental health, erectile dysfunction, health concerns, male fertility, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, penis health, penises, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic pollution, PlasticPeenProblemsMC, Pollution, questions, reproductive health, research, scientific findings, sexual function, sexual health, study

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6623
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Yo, have you heard about this wild Minecraft server where players have discovered microplastics in their pixelated penises?! 😱 Yeah, you heard that right! And now everyone’s wondering if it’s causing erectile dysfunction in the game! 😂 But don’t worry, we’ve got the best doctors in the virtual world to help you out! Join now for a chance to experience this crazy phenomenon and maybe even get your blocky mojo back! 😜🍆💊 #BlockyED #MinecraftMadness

WalesCraft Minecraft Server

British Isles, country size, country size debate, geographic dimensions, geographic proportions, geographic size, geographical debate, geographical measurement, land area, land mass, land size, Minecraft, national boundaries, national size, Server, Size Comparison, Size of Wales, United Kingdom, wales, WalesCraft, Welsh geography, Welsh land area, Welsh territory

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3751
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of tiny Wales on the map? Well, on our server, Wales is MASSIVE! That’s right, you can explore a giant Wales that stretches for miles in every direction. Build your own Welsh castle, herd virtual sheep, and even ride a virtual dragon over the Welsh countryside. Join now and experience Wales like never before!

SportyCraft Minecraft Server

Athletics, Competition, Minecraft, national pride, Physical fitness, Server, sports, sports achievements, Sports Culture, sports development, sports economy, sports events, sports excellence, sports industry, sports infrastructure, sports participation, sports performance, sports skills, sports success, sports talent, Sportsmanship, SportyCraft, teamwork

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4026
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Buildings Constructed:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Join our Minecraft server and show off your country’s athletic prowess in a whole new way! We have epic PvP tournaments where you can battle it out with players from around the world to see who truly reigns supreme in the realm of pixelated combat. Represent your nation and crush your enemies with your mad skills – who needs the Olympics when you have our server? Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our monthly PvP tournament gets a real-life gold medal made out of diamonds… okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty cool, right? So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to dominate the competition on our server!

BlockyLoveGoneWrong

anger, awkward tap-dance, BlockyLoveGoneWrong, bodily function, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Catering, Communication, consent, EMBARRASSMENT, Food, freshen up, HOURS, LEAVING, Manipulation, MONEY, painful sex, personal pleasure, relationship, Rush, sexual slavery

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3449
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to stay.

Ever wanted to escape from a manipulative partner who treats you like a personal flesh-vessel of pleasure? Look no further, our server is the perfect place to break free and enjoy some much-needed relaxation. No more tap-dancing around awkward situations or being left behind without food or money – on our server, you’re free to be yourself and have fun without any strings attached.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind – who needs a manipulative partner when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Let’s build, explore, and laugh together on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a potato. See you there!