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  • "Minecraft Server: Blocked Friends"

    "Minecraft Server: Blocked Friends"

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Intergalactic Food Fight: DreamCoders 5D!

    Are you ready to jump into a realm where squids rap in a language you can’t fathom while you build pancake castles out of licorice? If so, you’ve stumbled upon the greatest Minecraft server that exists in the 17th dimension! Buckle up, because everything here is subjective and completely sideways!

    Server Features

    Feature Explanation (or lack thereof)
    Flying Cats You don’t fly them; they fly with your soul! Good luck!
    Teleportation Timers Only works on Thursdays or when the moon is in retrograde.
    Cheese Armor Absorbs damage but attracts mice EVERY TIME YOU USE IT.
    Invisible Potatoes They don’t exist, but your hunger will if you’re not careful!
    Melodramatic Weather Every storm comments on your life choices, literally.
    Random Monster Spawning Occasionally, people you know from school show up as zombies.

    Player Reviews

    “I found a diamond, but it told me to move to Texas!”

    “The spiders sang better than my relatives’ Christmas carols!”

    “I was trapped in a block of butter for THREE WEEKS!”

    “Why does the cobblestone feel like my childhood dreams?”

    “Is it wrong to hug a cactus? Asking for a friend.”

    Warning: Do Not Enter the Nether Without a Sandwich!

    If the whispers of the pixelated beings begin to sound like your childhood lullabies, RUN! They want your jellybeans!

    Join us and become part of the beautiful chaos! Remember, logic is for the weak. Embrace the madness, or else the salad will come for you in your sleep!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ColdMilkBabyAITA

    ColdMilkBabyAITA

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up the coldest milk straight from the fridge just like this mama serves her baby! That’s right, we’re all about that chill life here.

    Join us for some epic adventures and build the craziest structures while sippin’ on that ice-cold milk. Who needs warm milk when you can have it straight from the fridge like a boss?

    Don’t worry about being judged for your milk preferences, we’re all about that fridge-temperature life here. So come on over and join us for some cold milk and even colder Minecraft fun! You won’t regret it, trust us.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Divine Crafted Kingdom 1.21.1

    Divine Crafted Kingdom 1.21.1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like, the Catholic Church but in a virtual world, ya know? We got a thousand year old church building that’s like, totally epic and stuff. And we got this crazy hierarchical system with a head pope, like, whoa. It’s all mysterious and cool, with priests who can’t even get married or have sex. It’s like a whole new level of role-playing, dude. Come join the madness and see what it’s all about!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoHomophobeNoHome

    NoHomophobeNoHome

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, you know how Minecraft can be a real rollercoaster of emotions, right? Well, imagine if your Minecraft buddy, let’s call her Lexie, gets kicked out of her virtual house because her virtual mom doesn’t like her virtual hair! Like, what even?! And then she’s crying in the virtual chat, saying she’s a virtual disappointment and being called names by her virtual mom. It’s like a virtual soap opera, I swear.

    But here’s the kicker – Lexie asks if she can crash at your virtual place, and you’re like, “Nah, sorry, my virtual mom and sister wouldn’t be cool with it.” I mean, come on, it’s Minecraft, not a virtual homeless shelter! And then you’re feeling all guilty about it, like, should I have let her build a virtual bed in my virtual basement? Girl, you gotta prioritize your virtual space, am I right?

    But don’t worry, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for drama queens like Lexie. Join us for a wild ride of virtual adventures, where you can build friendships, create drama, and maybe even get kicked out of your virtual house for having the wrong virtual hairstyle. It’s all in good fun, right? So come on over and let’s make some virtual memories together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CreeperCarnival: No MiLs Allowed!

    CreeperCarnival: No MiLs Allowed!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a pot of potion in a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story.

    Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who bring their furry friends to your house, despite your severe allergies? Well, on our server, the only pets allowed are pixelated wolves and ocelots! No more sneezing fits or itchy rashes, just pure gaming fun.

    Immerse yourself in a world where you can kick out your partner for siding with his dog-loving family members. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own soap opera on our server? Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and ban anyone who dares to bring a dog to your virtual birthday party.

    So come on down to our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t find any pesky pets or judgmental in-laws here, just endless possibilities and hilarious escapades. Join now and let the adventure begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Incel Kino Minecraft SMP

    Incel Kino Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, have we got the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is filled with mandatory incel Kinos that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time.

    Join us for epic battles against the dreaded Ender Dragon, where the only way to defeat it is by reciting lines from your favorite incel movie. Or how about a thrilling game of capture the flag, where the flag is actually just a fedora that you have to wear while running around the map?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Incel Olympics, where players compete in events such as the Neckbeard Dash, the Fedora Toss, and the Waifu Pillow Fight. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Nice Guy, who roams the server looking for m’ladies to rescue.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of irony – you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • EuroMinecraft SMP: >hes not from europe

    EuroMinecraft SMP: >hes not from europe

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring European servers? Look no further, because on our server, we don’t discriminate against non-Europeans! Join us and experience the thrill of playing with people from all over the world, including aliens from outer space (just kidding… or are we?).

    Our server is so wild, we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon! Rumor has it, they never came back down and are now ruling over a kingdom of moon cheese and space cows. Don’t believe us? Join the server and see for yourself!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Just be careful of the lava traps and zombie pigmen guards – they don’t take kindly to intruders.

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CrazyCraftyGenius

    CrazyCraftyGenius

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember that one guy in your neighborhood who built a bunker because he was convinced aliens were coming? Well, turns out he was onto something! Join our Minecraft server and prepare for the invasion of the intergalactic beings by honing your survival skills in our post-apocalyptic world. Who’s laughing now, huh? Come join us and be part of the elite group of survivors who will outsmart those pesky aliens with their mad building and crafting skills. Trust us, you’ll thank that crazy guy later!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pixelated Job Fair

    Pixelated Job Fair

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the same old boring server? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be if you want to find the most outrageous job opportunities in the blocky world!

    Join us and become a professional chicken wrangler, where you’ll be tasked with herding chickens through mazes made of lava and cacti. Or maybe you’d prefer to be a professional tree puncher, where you’ll compete in daily tree punching competitions to see who can gather the most wood in the shortest amount of time.

    But wait, there’s more! How about becoming a professional sheep stylist, where you’ll dye sheep in the most fashionable colors and give them trendy haircuts? Or maybe you’d like to join our exclusive club of underwater basket weavers, where you’ll craft intricate baskets while dodging hostile mobs in the depths of the ocean.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious job opportunities in the Minecraft universe? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ♐ MineBars ♐ WINTER UPDATE ⭐ 1.8 – 1.20.1 Minecraft server

    ♐ MineBars ♐ WINTER UPDATE ⭐ 1.8 – 1.20.1 Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

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    MineBars server on version 1.8 – 1.12.2 – 1.19.4

    — BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock, AmongUS

    — Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

    — Statistics of the best players

    — Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, relaxation beach

    — Unique plugins made by our programmers

    — Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

    — Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

    — Honest donation

    IP – MBars.net

    Website: https://minebars.ru

    VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

    A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

    We are already more than 5 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

    Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

    A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored 🙂

    Here you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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    rp.mbars.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP