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Outsider Perspective

  • "Minecraft Server: Blocked Friends"

    "Minecraft Server: Blocked Friends"

    Welcome to the Intergalactic Food Fight: DreamCoders 5D!

    Are you ready to jump into a realm where squids rap in a language you can’t fathom while you build pancake castles out of licorice? If so, you’ve stumbled upon the greatest Minecraft server that exists in the 17th dimension! Buckle up, because everything here is subjective and completely sideways!

    Server Features

    FeatureExplanation (or lack thereof)
    Flying CatsYou don’t fly them; they fly with your soul! Good luck!
    Teleportation TimersOnly works on Thursdays or when the moon is in retrograde.
    Cheese ArmorAbsorbs damage but attracts mice EVERY TIME YOU USE IT.
    Invisible PotatoesThey don’t exist, but your hunger will if you’re not careful!
    Melodramatic WeatherEvery storm comments on your life choices, literally.
    Random Monster SpawningOccasionally, people you know from school show up as zombies.

    Player Reviews

    “I found a diamond, but it told me to move to Texas!”

    “The spiders sang better than my relatives’ Christmas carols!”

    “I was trapped in a block of butter for THREE WEEKS!”

    “Why does the cobblestone feel like my childhood dreams?”

    “Is it wrong to hug a cactus? Asking for a friend.”

    Warning: Do Not Enter the Nether Without a Sandwich!

    If the whispers of the pixelated beings begin to sound like your childhood lullabies, RUN! They want your jellybeans!

    Join us and become part of the beautiful chaos! Remember, logic is for the weak. Embrace the madness, or else the salad will come for you in your sleep!

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  • ColdMilkBabyAITA

    ColdMilkBabyAITA
    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up the coldest milk straight from the fridge just like this mama serves her baby! That’s right, we’re all about that chill life here.

    Join us for some epic adventures and build the craziest structures while sippin’ on that ice-cold milk. Who needs warm milk when you can have it straight from the fridge like a boss?

    Don’t worry about being judged for your milk preferences, we’re all about that fridge-temperature life here. So come on over and join us for some cold milk and even colder Minecraft fun! You won’t regret it, trust us.

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  • NoHomophobeNoHome

    NoHomophobeNoHome
    So, like, you know how Minecraft can be a real rollercoaster of emotions, right? Well, imagine if your Minecraft buddy, let’s call her Lexie, gets kicked out of her virtual house because her virtual mom doesn’t like her virtual hair! Like, what even?! And then she’s crying in the virtual chat, saying she’s a virtual disappointment and being called names by her virtual mom. It’s like a virtual soap opera, I swear.

    But here’s the kicker – Lexie asks if she can crash at your virtual place, and you’re like, “Nah, sorry, my virtual mom and sister wouldn’t be cool with it.” I mean, come on, it’s Minecraft, not a virtual homeless shelter! And then you’re feeling all guilty about it, like, should I have let her build a virtual bed in my virtual basement? Girl, you gotta prioritize your virtual space, am I right?

    But don’t worry, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for drama queens like Lexie. Join us for a wild ride of virtual adventures, where you can build friendships, create drama, and maybe even get kicked out of your virtual house for having the wrong virtual hairstyle. It’s all in good fun, right? So come on over and let’s make some virtual memories together!

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  • CreeperCarnival: No MiLs Allowed!

    CreeperCarnival: No MiLs Allowed!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a pot of potion in a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story.

    Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who bring their furry friends to your house, despite your severe allergies? Well, on our server, the only pets allowed are pixelated wolves and ocelots! No more sneezing fits or itchy rashes, just pure gaming fun.

    Immerse yourself in a world where you can kick out your partner for siding with his dog-loving family members. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own soap opera on our server? Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and ban anyone who dares to bring a dog to your virtual birthday party.

    So come on down to our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t find any pesky pets or judgmental in-laws here, just endless possibilities and hilarious escapades. Join now and let the adventure begin!

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  • CrazyCraftyGenius

    CrazyCraftyGenius
    Remember that one guy in your neighborhood who built a bunker because he was convinced aliens were coming? Well, turns out he was onto something! Join our Minecraft server and prepare for the invasion of the intergalactic beings by honing your survival skills in our post-apocalyptic world. Who’s laughing now, huh? Come join us and be part of the elite group of survivors who will outsmart those pesky aliens with their mad building and crafting skills. Trust us, you’ll thank that crazy guy later!

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