Outrageous Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BarCraftersUnited

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3165
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	6751	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mines Excavated:	3996	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Have you ever seen a creeper walk into a bar and order a TNT shot? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a regular Tuesday night! Join us for a wild time where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky, and you never know when a zombie rave party might break out. So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep on a trampoline, come join us and see what kind of craziness you can get into!

Epic Adventure 1.21.1

1.21.1, Absurd, Adventure, BIZARRE, bonkers, crazy, eccentric, Epic, INSANE, Just insane, loony, Ludicrous, Mind Blowing, nuts, off the wall, offbeat, Outrageous, Ridiculous, UNBELIEVABLE, Wacky, whacky, Wild, zany

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5170
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ores Mined:	5870
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Yo, bros, listen up! This Minecraft server is like, totally off the charts crazy!

We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!

Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!

Minecraft SMP: Early 2000’s Comedy Movie Buff

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9235
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a grandma on speed trying to out-rap Eminem! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers breakdance before exploding. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and wondering what the heck is going on next.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are legendary, from llama races to chicken jousting tournaments. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best thriller dance moves.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience the thrill of grandma rapping faster than Eminem while riding a dog through a rainbow-filled wonderland? Don’t miss out on the madness – come join us today!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

abhorrent, Adventures, atrocities, blocky, Despicable, dictator, disbelief, disbelief in humanity, Evil, fascism, Genocide, history repeating itself, hitler, horrific crimes, Inhumanity, LITERALLY HITLER, Minecraft, Monstrous, Outrageous, Server, shock, This can’t be true, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable atrocities

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7830
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Void Gems Collected:	38

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further than this server where the owner is LITERALLY HITLER! But don’t worry, he’s not actually a dictator, just a really strict admin who will ban you for even looking at him the wrong way. Join now for the chance to experience the thrill of walking on eggshells while trying to survive in a world ruled by a power-hungry maniac. Plus, rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted access to the secret diamond mine where all your wildest dreams come true. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the tyrant and claim your rightful place as the new ruler of the server!

OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2684
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	New Chunks Explored:	684830
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Magic Items Found:	4940	Rainbows Spotted:	4

So, picture this: you’re just mining away in the depths of the Minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly you hear the most outlandish conversation between two players. One of them is trying to convince the other that they should join our insane Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And get this, they claim that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. I mean, if that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will! So come on, dive into the craziness and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5583
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Star Shards Collected:	84	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

CrazyCraftin SMP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7298
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Have you ever built a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, that’s just a regular Tuesday activity! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

LebCraft Peacekeepers

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9420
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Ores Mined:	5909	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN PRESIDENT MICHAEL D HIGGINS WANTS TO JOIN! HE SAYS IT’S LIKE AN ‘OUTRAGEOUS’ PARTY IN ISRAEL THREATENING PEACEKEEPERS IN LEBANON, BUT INSTEAD OF WAR, WE’RE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND SLAYING DRAGONS TOGETHER! COME JOIN US FOR SOME CRAZY FUN AND MAYHEM, WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS?! 🎉🏰🐲

CrazyCraftMC

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	243
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magic Items Found:	6957
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	50	Dimension Hops:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Have you ever seen a llama riding a pig through a crowded city street? Well, that’s just a normal Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for non-stop hilarity and chaos as we embark on epic quests, build ridiculous structures, and battle it out in epic PvP battles. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server – the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3200
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also participate in epic dance battles with other players, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted disco ball as a prize. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try to find the legendary hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical potions.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Come join us and let the madness begin!

BreadMouldyIn2Weeks

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	851
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can store flour and yeast for MONTHS but bread goes mouldy in TWO WEEKS! why does bread hate us so much? find out on our server where the bread is alive and out for revenge! build ur own bakery and fend off the evil bread monsters trying to take over the world! join now for a yeast-filled adventure like no other!

CraftyDementiaRiskMC

cognitive impairment, cognitive issues, CraftyDementiaRiskMC, dementia, diabetic neuropathy, diverse healthcare settings, Drugs, Evidence, geriatrics, Healthcare, long-term use, low-income, medication, mental health, neurology, older adults, prescriptions, research, Risk, study, tricyclic antidepressants

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5682	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant antidepressant pills to cure diabetic neuropathy in our diverse community of players! but watch out, cuz if you use them too long, you might start forgetting where you put your diamonds and end up with dementia like the old folks on our server. join now for a 30-50% higher chance of forgetting where you logged off!

Fishbowl

Adventure, Challenges, Community, Competitions, Custom Plugins, Customplugins, Economy, engaging gameplay, Events, Friendly, friendly community, Landclaim, positive experience, Rewards, rules, server-wide events, Shops, Showcase Skills, smp, Survival, survival mode, Suvival, Thriving Economy, Trading, Ultimate Survival Journey, Unique Features

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8349
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Features:

Survival Mode: Test your skills in a true survival setting where you must gather resources, build shelter, and fend off threats.

Community: Join a friendly community of players, form alliances, and embark on adventures together.

Economy: Trade with other players, set up shops, and build your own thriving economy within the server.

Events: Participate in server-wide events, challenges, and competitions to win rewards and showcase your skills.

Custom Plugins: Enjoy unique features and enhancements that make gameplay even more exciting and engaging.

Rules: Respectful behavior, no griefing, and fair play are enforced to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all.

Join us and start your ultimate survival journey today!

play.fishbowl.world

Welcome to MossCraft! Where the only pet you’ll find is a blocky chicken that lays square eggs.

apply, blocky, Bluemap, chicken, cross-platform, Discord, eggs, Fast Leaf Decay, Find, Grief Prevention, In-Game Voice Chat, Incendium, Lag, lays, May 5th 2024, mojang, Mosscraft, No Chat Reports, Nullscape, Particle Trails, pet, Pets, Ranks, smp, Square, Structory, Terralith, Whitelist, Youll

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2059
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Details
Custom World	Nearly 100 new biomes and 100+ structures provided by Terralith, Incendium, NullScape, and Structory
World Reset	Brand new reset on May 5th, 2024
Voice Chat	In-game voice chat available (not required)
Webmap	BlueMap webmap available
Extras	Premium pets, ranks, and particle trails available. Players can /sit and /lay in-game
Cross Platform	Supports Bedrock to play with console and mobile gamers
Gameplay	Fast leaf decay, grief prevention, no chat reports, ability to put any block as a hat, automatic server restarts, 10,000 block world border
Discord	Join our Discord and apply to join here

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server without using voice chat?

A: Yes, voice chat is not required to join and play on the server.

Q: Are there any special features available for players?

A: Yes, the server offers premium pets, ranks, and particle trails. Players can also use /sit and /lay commands.

Q: Is the server cross-platform?

A: Yes, the server supports Bedrock, allowing players to play with console and mobile gamers.

Q: How can I prevent griefing on the server?

A: The server has grief prevention mechanisms in place, including logging player actions and the ability to rollback.

Q: Is there a world border on the server?

A: Yes, there is a 10,000 block world border in place on the server.

RetroTuberCraft Server

Chuubas, Divegrass team, Gaming Community, indie games, Kiki Main Thread, Korean Vtubers, large indies global, Lumi ARG, mozumi main thread, retro games, retro gaming, Retro Streams, RetroTuberCraft, Server, Tsunderia Extended, V&U, virtual streamers, virtual youtubers, vtuber community, vtuber discussion, VTuber Love, Vtubers

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4695
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Farms Harvested:	699
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can discuss Vtubers who love retro games while diving into the world of Divegrass and solving Lumi’s mysterious ARG? Look no further, because our server is dedicated to all things Vtubers and retro gaming!

Join us for outrageous discussions, link up with our Divegrass Team to dominate the competition, and unravel the secrets of Lumi’s ARG. We’ve got useful links to all your favorite Retro Chuubas and other threads of interest, so you’ll never run out of things to explore.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even uncover a hidden treasure or two while you’re at it. See you there, fellow Vtuber enthusiasts!

CloudCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, big data, Blockchain, cloud, CloudCraft, cryptocurrency, Data Analytics, data security, decentralized finance, digital assets, digital transformation, Internet of Things, IoT, machine learning, metaverse, Minecraft, nft, Server, Smart, smart contracts, Technology, Ultimate, virtual reality

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4692
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dimension Hops:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Gods Slained:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate blend of smart, cloud, big data, IoT, blockchain, NFTs, metaverse, and AI!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining for blockchain diamonds while fending off AI-powered creepers who are obsessed with NFTs. Build your own metaverse empire in the clouds and watch as your smart devices come to life and start crafting for you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. Rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server and has declared it the most epic Minecraft experience ever.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of our server. Plus, we have free virtual tacos every Friday!

SibSquadShowdown

affair baby, blended family, Emotional Abuse, extended family, family dynamics, family gatherings, favoritism, Grandparents, half siblings, ISOLATION, neglect, photo drama, scolding, self esteem, self worth, SibSquadShowdown, standing up for yourself, step siblings, toxic relationships, Yelling

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1867
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	37
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Potions Brewed:	55	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is treated like a grandchild at grandma’s birthday party! Join us for some family drama and emotional rollercoasters that will make you question your self-esteem and family dynamics.

Are you an affair baby looking for a place where your siblings hate you and your grandparents pretend everything is fine? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you to yell at your family members and get grounded for ruining grandma’s birthday photo!

But wait, there’s more! Witness outrageous family secrets, like cheating dads and terminally ill first wives, that will make you feel like you’re living in a soap opera. And don’t worry, if you were a girl instead of a guy, your feelings would definitely matter more to your dad and grandparents.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where dysfunction meets Minecraft and every day is a family reunion filled with drama and heartbreak. Join now and see if you’re the asshole in this crazy family dynamic!

MineCraftyPros Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8603
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Crops Grown:	5020
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Are you a professional diamond miner? A top-tier redstone engineer? A master builder of epic castles? Well, if you make over $200k a year, then you belong on our Minecraft server for the elite! Join us and show off your wealth in the form of virtual blocks and resources. Who needs a fancy car when you can drive a virtual minecart filled with diamonds? Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a dragon made entirely out of emeralds. So if you’re ready to show off your Minecraft skills and your fat paycheck, then come join us!

RespawnRanch: Where discontinued products come back to life!

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5497
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4273	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Animals Bred:	159	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Do you ever wish you could bring back the glory days of the McRib or the excitement of Saturday morning cartoons? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the discontinued products and services you never knew you needed! Imagine riding a Blockbuster Video themed rollercoaster while munching on Crystal Pepsi and wearing your favorite pair of Heelys. Join us for a trip down memory lane and a chance to relive the best of the past in the most blocky and pixelated way possible!

FireworkFiasco2022

budgeting, celebration, complaint, complaint about inflation, consumerism, Economy, Entertainment, Event, Expenses, extravagance, FireworkFiasco2022, fireworks, Frustration, holiday, inflation, luxury, MONEY, SPENDING, Summer, tradition, Waste

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4240
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5523	Mines Excavated:	4210
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Runes Activated:	8	Ores Mined:	7650
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have EXPLOSIONS GALORE!

imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! a creeper explodes right in your face. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

we also have a special event next week where all the people who spent hundreds or thousands of dollars on fireworks will whine about inflation. join us for some explosive fun and crazy shenanigans!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the chaos for yourself! explosions, fireworks, and more await you. join now and let the madness begin!