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SubredditSilliness

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	215
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Emeralds Found:	4165	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Have you ever stumbled upon a subreddit dedicated to people dressing up their pet rocks in tiny costumes and hosting fashion shows for them? Well, that’s just a normal Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. From battling zombie llamas to building a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of melons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on and join us for a truly bizarre and hilarious time!

Crafty Chaos: ‘Creeper hugs or finding diamonds?’

Apocalypse, chances, Chaos, Commitment, Crafty, creeper, Decision making, destiny, diamonds, Disaster, End of the World, fate, fear, finding, Future, hugs, Humanity, love, nuclear holocaust, Priorities, relationships, settle down, Survival, uncertainty, uncertainty ahead, WOMAN

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7189
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Potions Brewed:	101	Crops Grown:	2426
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magic Items Found:	7016	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of waiting to find a woman and settle down? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and we guarantee that you’ll find love before a nuclear holocaust wipes out humanity. Our server is so magical, it’s been known to bring people together in the most unexpected ways. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers and zombies to bond over? Join us now and start crafting your love story!

Choco’s Rescue Squad Minecraft Server

animal conservation, animal welfare, Choco the animal, Chocos, conservation efforts, Deforestation, eco-friendly practices, Endangered species, environmental activism, Environmental awareness, global conservation, habitat destruction, Minecraft, protect biodiversity, rainforest preservation, rescue, rescue mission, save Choco, save the rainforest, Server, squad, sustainable living, wildlife protection, wildlife rehabilitation, wildlife sanctuary

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3785
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Alien Abductions:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the fate of Choco, the legendary chocolate cow, hangs in the balance! Join us on this epic quest to save Choco from the evil clutches of the villainous Candy King.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on flying pigs, battle zombie chickens, and even build a house made entirely out of marshmallows!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and help us save Choco before it’s too late! Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for diamond-studded chocolate milk along the way. Let’s go, adventurers!

play.lifestealsmp.xyz

Adventure, alliances, challenging environment, Combat, Cross-Play, custom weapons, Dedicated Staff, dynamic events, enemies, Gear, Guilds, Hearts, intense gameplay, LifeSteal, lifesteal combat, Minecraft, play.lifestealsmp.xyz, player-driven economy, PvP, Resource Management, Server, Survival, Updates, Vibrant Community

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2972
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	New Chunks Explored:	786181
Void Armor Forged:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

play.lifestealsmp.xyz is a thrilling server experience where players engage in intense lifesteal combat, gaining hearts by killing enemies. Custom weapons and gear enhance gameplay, while dynamic events keep the world lively. Resource management, player-driven economy, guilds, and alliances add depth. With regular updates, dedicated staff, and a vibrant community, it’s an adventure-packed journey into a realm where survival means mastering combat and thriving in a dynamic, challenging environment.

46.4.34.184:38664

Infinite Problems on a Vanilla Server for Grown Folks with Friendly Rainbows and Maps

bartering, dedicated team, Diversity, equal footing, EXCITEMENT, Explorer, Folks, Friendly, Growing, grown, INCLUSIVE, Infinite, java server, Journey, Maps, market, master builder, Problems, RAINBOWS, Redstone, Server, shopping district, smp, Trading, UK hosted, Vanilla, Vibrant Community, warm environment, young community

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8035
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server Overview

Java Server Location	UK
Whitelisted Age Requirement	18+
Server Features	Mostly vanilla with quality-of-life enhancements
Additional Features	Dynmap, Head Database, etc.

FAQs

1. How do I join the server?

To join Infinity Isles, simply apply through our Discord server: https://discord.gg/mAZRy5vvGn

2. What age group is welcome on the server?

We welcome players who are 18 years old and above.

3. Are there any special features on the server?

Yes, we have features like Dynmap for easy navigation, Head Database for donators, and frequent End resets for fresh explorations.

4. Is the server mostly vanilla or are there modifications?

Our server is mostly vanilla with quality-of-life enhancements such as no mob griefing and limited TNT duping.

DerpyCraft: Where Humiliation is a Ritual

BDSM, consensual humiliation, control, degradation, degradation play, DerpyCraft, DOMINANCE, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional, fetish, Humiliation, humiliation play, humiliation ritual, kink, Mental, power play, Psychological, ritual, role-play, shame, Submission

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	170
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	1841	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique experience unlike any other.

Join us for our daily “Humiliation Ritual” where players are pitted against each other in ridiculous challenges that will leave you crying with laughter. From parkour races on invisible blocks to PvP battles with nothing but fish as weapons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army” where players must tame and train their own army of chickens to conquer the land. Imagine riding into battle on the back of a giant chicken, clucking your way to victory.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared to leave your dignity at the door.

Blocky Boss Battles: Overhyped or Overrated Minecraft Server

#youtube, 40, actual game, Battles, beat, blocky, Boss, Bosses, end game, forum posts, Franchise, guy, Hit, Massive, Minecraft, overhyped, Overrated, part, people, Seconds, Server, SNIPING, stimpaks, Terrifying, video games, work

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1736
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Buildings Constructed:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Are you tired of boring, overhyped bosses in video games? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our bosses are so terrifying, they only appear for 2 seconds before you have to beat them. But don’t worry, the end game is just sniping them while other players do all the work. Stock up on stimpaks and prepare for the ultimate challenge – getting hit by the boss only once! Join our server now for the most outrageous boss battles you’ll ever experience!

KingsCloud

KingsCloud, Minecraft, OWNER, PvP, Server, Store, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6823
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Emeralds Found:	4297
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Hello Yes kings cloud has pvp and survival more to come later to support us you can buy from our store if our store is closed please contact the owner.

kingscloud.secure.pebble.host

Horizion Network VS Hypixel

Adventure, bedrock, building, Community, Cracked, Crafting, Cross-Play, Expansion, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, horizion network, India, java, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2305
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6320	Buildings Constructed:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large playerbase	Requires a premium Minecraft account
Wide variety of mini-games and game modes	Can be overwhelming for new players
Regular updates and events	Can experience lag due to high player count

Horizion Network

Pros	Cons
Cross-play between Java and Bedrock	Offline mode (cracked) may lead to less secure gameplay
Vanilla Survival server with plans to expand	Smaller playerbase compared to Hypixel
Inclusion of more game modes in the future	Limited features and mini-games currently available

FAQ:

Q: How many players does each server typically have?

A: Hypixel has a much larger playerbase compared to Horizion Network.

Q: Can I play on Horizion Network without a premium Minecraft account?

A: Yes, Horizion Network is in offline mode, allowing players with cracked accounts to join.

Q: What kind of gameplay modes are available on each server?

A: Hypixel offers a wide variety of mini-games and game modes, while Horizion Network currently focuses on vanilla Survival with plans to expand in the future.

Q: Are there regular updates and events on both servers?

A: Hypixel is known for its regular updates and events, while Horizion Network may have less frequent updates due to its smaller size.

Pixel Puzzler’s Playground

clothing size, fashion size, look, PIXEL, Playground, Puzzlers, size analysis, size appearance, size assessment, Size Comparison, size estimation, size evaluation, size examination, size guessing, size inspection, size interpretation, size observation, size perception, size perspective, size scrutiny, what size

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	589
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Dragon Eggs Found:	7748	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring, average-sized Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we take size to a whole new level! We are the only server in the world where everything is super-sized – from the trees to the animals to the blocks themselves!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through giant forests, where the trees are so big you’ll need a ladder just to reach the first branch! And don’t even get us started on the size of the creepers – they’re so massive, they make Godzilla look like a chihuahua!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Giant Chicken, a creature so enormous that it roams the land like a feathered colossus, laying eggs the size of houses! Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where everything is larger than life!

Blocky Booty Busters

bitter disappointment, bitterness, blocky, BOOTY, Busters, dared to hope, Disappointment, farewell bitterness, fucker, Goodbye, goodbye universe, goodbye world, hopelessness, Incels, killed dreams, killed hope, lost dreams, lost hope, nihilism, suckers, trust betrayed, trusted goodness, Universe

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9438
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Void Armor Forged:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring, hopeless Minecraft servers where everyone is just out for themselves? Well, look no further because our server is the antidote to all that negativity! Join us for a wild ride filled with hope, dreams, and trust in the goodness of the Minecraft universe. Say goodbye to the haters, the suckers, and the incels – we’re all about positivity and fun here! So come on, join us and let’s create a world where anything is possible!