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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 2497 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
Void Gems Collected: | 17 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8926 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.