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BlockyBedBanter

awkward moments, bizarre encounters, bizarre revelations, BlockyBedBanter, funny stories, intimate revelations, kinky talk, odd conversations, offbeat interactions, outlandish statements, peculiar behavior, peculiar encounters, quirky exchanges, strange comments, strange requests, surprising confessions, unconventional disclosures, unexpected confessions, unusual anecdotes, unusual experiences, weird sex

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1708
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magic Items Found:	2758	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the wild and wacky action happens! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures in the blocky world.

Ever had a creeper interrupt your romantic moment with your Minecraft crush? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Our players have shared stories of getting caught in compromising positions by Endermen, having their base invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen, and even getting hit on by a flirty skeleton.

But hey, that’s just the tip of the iceberg! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn. From secret underground dungeons to mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild ride that you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure or two along the way!

CraftyCreepers: “I saw a pig riding a chicken to the Nether!”

abnormal stories, bizarre conversations, bizarre stories, casual remarks, chicken, CraftyCreepers, eccentric encounters, Nether, odd encounters, offbeat conversations, outlandish statements, peculiar anecdotes, peculiar remarks, Pig, quirky interactions, quirky tales, Riding, strange confessions., strange conversation, surreal experiences, unexpected revelations, unusual disclosures, unusual interactions, weird encounters

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2053
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6188
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Have you ever been told that the best way to survive a zombie apocalypse is by joining a Minecraft server? Well, that’s exactly what we’re offering here! Our server is equipped with top-notch zombie defense systems, including diamond armor that can withstand even the fiercest of undead attacks. Plus, our players have reported encountering secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden passages that lead to treasure beyond your wildest dreams. So if you’re looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing in the face of danger, come join us today!

CraftyPakBucks

AID PACKAGE, Biden administration, congressional approval, CraftyPakBucks, development aid, Diplomacy, economic assistance, financial assistance, financial support, FOREIGN AID, foreign policy, global affairs, government funding, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, international relations, Pakistan, political aid, US aid, US foreign aid, US-Pakistan relations

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7830
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

lol imagine if that money went to our minecraft server instead! we would have diamond armor for days and build the biggest castle ever seen in the game. join us and become a virtual billionaire, ruling over your own pixelated kingdom. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and mysterious creatures. come join the fun and let’s make minecraft great again!

LollipopMDs & Dentists

children, collaboration, Community, dental hygiene, Dentists, DOCTORS, friendship, Generosity, Gratitude, Healthcare, Kindness, LollipopMDs, Lollipops, medical professionals, oral health, patient care, pediatric care, preventative care, Support, sweet treats, teamwork

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9620
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

u want a server where u can build stuff and have FUN? well do i have the place for u! come join our server where the doctors are actually dentists and they give out lollipops to kids to help their teeth! it’s a crazy world out there, but on our server, anything is possible! build a giant lollipop castle or create a toothbrush rollercoaster, the possibilities are endless! come join us and let’s make some wacky memories together!

RatHeartControlCraft

animal studies, arrhythmias, brain-heart connection, brain-to-heart pathway, cardiovascular health, depression treatment, divers, experiments, heart health, heart rate control, heart rate variability, intentional heart rate control, medical applications, meditation, neuroscience, pain management, physiological responses, RatHeartControlCraft, Rats, research, Training

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Votes:	6995
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Love Letters Sent:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

come join our minecraft server where rats have been trained to slow down your heart rate! yes, you heard that right! imagine playing minecraft while your heart beats at a snail’s pace, giving you the ultimate relaxation experience.

we have mapped out a new brain-to-heart pathway in our rat experiments, leading to potential applications in treating arrhythmias, pain, depression, and more. who knew that playing minecraft could also be a form of therapy?

so come on over and join us for a heart-slowing, mind-blowing experience like no other. you’ll never look at minecraft the same way again!

the ocean

building awards, community suggestions, Conquest, Custom Items, Earth, Economy, Events, Exploration, land exploration, map scaling, market domination, monopoly, player incentives, player-driven, Progression System, PvP, Regular Updates, Roleplay, Siege War, Survival, Towny, Trading, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5616
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	New Chunks Explored:	900001
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Buildings Constructed:	8

At Okean, we’ve revamped Minecraft’s progression with hundreds of custom items seamlessly blended into the vanilla experience. We focus on keeping the server vanilla-styled, and custom items, while fixing the progression system, will not make you feel like you’re playing another game.

Okean uses siege war, but aside from conflicts, we also focus on:

Town-building, with strong incentives for towns to thrive; every week, there are building awards. Trading: Our economy is almost entirely player-driven. Exploration: Some resources are only available in certain parts of the world. Survival: Nature in Okean has become mighty; be aware of harsh winters and pillager raids in your town.

How will you play? Will you conquer the world by strength and might? Will you dominate the markets and create a monopoly? It’s up to you!

With regular updates and events, Okean stays exciting. We will actively listen to our community’s suggestions; this server was made with the common issues of towny servers in mind, ensuring endless entertainment without straying from Minecraft’s core.

Join Okean today! The map is scaled at 1:500 there’s plenty of land to explore and conquer. Welcome to the ultimate towny experience!

okns.me

Cosmic Maze

Adrenaline, Arenas, Battles, collect, Cosmic Maze, dynamic, exhilarating., Experience, fighter, Fun, Gear, KitPvP, Maze, Minecraft, Mini Games, Parkour, Powerful, prep room, PvP, Server, strategy, Thrilling, Unique

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5021
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Enchantments Applied:	142
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Zombie Dances:	4

Cosmic Maze is an incredible Minecraft server where you enter a thrilling maze, collect powerful gear, strategize in a prep room, and then dive into epic PvP battles in dynamic arenas. Whether you’re a seasoned fighter or just looking for some adrenaline-pumping fun, Cosmic Maze offers a unique and exhilarating experience that keeps you coming back for more!

cosmicmaze.us:25605

Termina – the Warzone of Towny Tussles and PVP Chaos! Join now for epic mayhem!

battle, building, Chaos, Claim, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, Epic, Fair Play, INTENSE, Join, Kingdom, Kingdom Building, Leveling, Loot, MAYHEM, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, Perks, PvP, RPG, smp, Survival, Termina, Towny, Tussles, warzone, Wilderness

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3074
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Star Shards Collected:	196
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	TerminaMC.com
Discord	discord.gg/Termina
Bedrock/Java	19132 / 25565

FAQ

Q: What play styles are supported on the server?

A: We support all survival play styles! Whether you’re all about PvP action or enjoy a passive SMP, there’s something for everyone.

Q: Can I declare war on other towns?

A: Yes! If you own a town, you can declare war on your enemies. Raid their loot with at least two town players online.

Q: How can I claim land in the wilderness?

A: With Towny, you can stake your claim in the untamed wilderness and build your dream kingdom.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, we believe in fair play. Simply enjoy the server to earn what you need to rank up and unlock perks.

Q: Is the community active and friendly?

A: Yes, we’re a growing, tightly-knit community focused on creating the ultimate SMP server experience.

Q: Where can I ask more questions or get support?

A: Join our Discord community at discord.gg/Termina to interact with players and staff.

CraftyPersonaMC Server

Aigis, Anti Spammer Tech, art, Birthday Chart, CraftyPersonaMC, Draw Corner, guides, Media assets, metaphor, Music, P5B, P5M, P5U, P5X, Persona, persona 3, persona 5, Persona Concerts, Persona ISO, ReFantazio, Server, Stage Plays

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2146
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Enchantments Applied:	167	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the craziest block-filled adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us for insane events like the “Ender Dragon Dance-Off” where players battle it out on the dance floor while dodging fireballs from the dragon. Or how about our “Zombie Apocalypse Survival Challenge” where you have to fend off hordes of zombies with nothing but a carrot and a dream?

But that’s not all! We have exclusive content like the “Diamond Armor Fashion Show” where players strut their stuff in the latest diamond armor designs. And don’t forget about our “Pig Racing League” where players compete to see who has the fastest pig in all the land.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even find the legendary “Notch’s Secret Stash” filled with rare treasures and enchanted items. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

CongressSucksKingJewMinecraftSMP

Accountability, chosen people, Congress, CongressSucksKingJewMinecraftSMP, controversy, Democracy, elected officials, Ethics, Government, king Jew, leadership, political commentary, political corruption, Political satire, power dynamics, public opinion, public perception, public service, scandal, social media, viral video

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8548
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos never stops and the shenanigans are always at an all-time high! Forget about boring old politics, here you’ll witness our members reenacting historical events in the most absurd ways possible.

Join us as we recreate the Battle of Thermopylae using nothing but baked potatoes and snowballs, or watch as our players attempt to build a replica of the Great Wall of China using only pink wool and TNT. Who needs Congress when you have a group of Minecraft players with questionable decision-making skills?

So come on, join our server and witness the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of King Jew and his infamous duck. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

BabyNameDrama Minecraft Server

aita, Approval, Baby name, BabyNameDrama, Blessing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, decision, Dispute, family, family dynamics, future child, gender, Grandchild, in-laws, Logan, Minecraft, name.., relationship, Respect, Server, tradition

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3113
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle family disputes in the most epic way possible! Join now and witness the drama unfold as we navigate through naming controversies like never before.

Picture this: a family lunch turned into a battlefield over the name Logan. MIL and FIL are up in arms about naming their grandson after a woman, but Josh, Tommy, and Lily are ready to fight back. Who will come out on top in this naming saga? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown as ILs demand our player (25f) to step in and take back her blessing for the name Logan. Will she cave under pressure or stand her ground like a true warrior? Join the server now to find out!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for all the drama, excitement, and family feuds you never knew you needed. Who knew naming a baby could be so thrilling?

CraftyBachBills

activities, Airbnb, bachelorette party, bill, Boston, Budget, Conflicts, CraftyBachBills, event planning, Expenses, extra costs, flights, group dynamics, guests, limo ride, matron of honor, methodology, over capacity, receipts, Upgrade, Washington

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6455
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Emeralds Found:	2880
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Magic Items Found:	6060	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise more drama than a bachelorette party planned by overbearing friends from Washington! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like trying to split the bill after a crazy night out.

Our server is like no other, with events that will leave you questioning your sanity and friendships. Just like the matrons of honor in this story, we will make sure you never have a dull moment. And don’t worry, we won’t charge you extra for the drama – it’s all included in the experience!

So come join us for a bachelorette party of epic proportions, where the only thing crazier than the events themselves are the bills that follow. Who needs swag bags and costumes when you can have a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes at all times? Join now and let the chaos begin!