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CompliMinecraft SMP: Post-Sex Weirdo
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to receive the weirdest compliments after sex! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected praise like “Your block-placing skills are top-notch” or “Your creeper-avoidance tactics are truly impressive”. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like this before in the world of Minecraft. So come on in and see what all the buzz is about! -
Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s more epic than Fortnite Chapter 5 Season 3: Wrecked! We’ve got quests, stats, and a shop that will make you feel like a true warrior. Need an AFK strat? We’ve got you covered with our top-secret pastebin link that will blow your mind.Level up at a pace faster than Season XP with our insane missions and alerts that will keep you on your toes. And get ready to crash the party in a way that even Fortnite couldn’t handle. Squad up for Fortnite Reload and prepare for battle with METALLICA in our Fortnite Festival Season 4!
But wait, there’s more! Our Lego Fortnite v30.10 update adds Cozy Mode and Expert Mode for the ultimate challenge. And don’t forget about our Fortnite Crew July member, Persephone, who will lead you to victory.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
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BlockPartyRoomieWars
roommate expectations, Communication Issues, roommate consideration, roommate living arrangements, roommate disputesLooking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of personal space and boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like living in a virtual apartment with crazy roommates, except this time you can actually block them if they start screaming at you!Join us for the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Build your own virtual apartment and invite your friends over for a quick bathroom break – just make sure your roommate doesn’t catch you! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual boyfriend who needs a place to crash for the night.
So if you’re tired of real-life roommate drama and want to experience it in a whole new way, join our server today! Just remember to respect each other’s virtual boundaries, or you might end up getting kicked out of the virtual apartment building.
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Stress-FreeCraft
Are you tired of the real world stress and drama? Need a break from adulting and responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and avoiding creepers!Our server is like a virtual therapy session, but with more explosions and less judgment. Build your dream castle, tame a pet dragon, or just dig a giant hole for no reason at all – the possibilities are endless!
Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a former player who rage-quit after losing all their diamonds in a lava pit. Will you be brave enough to face the spooky challenges they left behind?
So come on, join us and let your inner child run wild! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?
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GazaCraft Ceasefire
lol imagine a minecraft server where the only way to achieve peace is by building the craziest structures and battling it out in epic PvP battles. like, you gotta show off your building skills to prove you deserve a ceasefire. it’s like the hunger games but with blocks and creepers. join us and be part of the most intense peace negotiations ever seen in the minecraft universe. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself is a regular player on the server, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to. come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to bring peace to the land of blocks! -
BroadwayBlockBrawlers
come join our minecraft server, where we got more drama than west side story but with less crime and more blocky fun! the jets and the sharks ain’t got nothin on us, we be building skyscrapers and dancing like broadway stars!we got so many talented players, you’ll think you stumbled into a virtual talent show. come show off your building skills and maybe even break out into song and dance while you’re at it. who needs the big apple when you got our server to strut your stuff on?
join us for a wild ride of creativity, friendship, and maybe a little bit of virtual drama. who knows, you might just find your own version of a happily ever after in our blocky world. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s make some minecraft magic together!
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AstaxCraft: The Ultimate Potion for Endless Adventures
hey u, yeah u! r u tired of being a slowpoke in minecraft? well do i have the server for u! come join us and experience the power of astaxanthin supplementation!imagine running faster than a speeding bullet, jumping higher than a kangaroo on steroids, all thanks to this magical supplement! our server is like no other, with players zooming around like they’re on crack (but they’re not, we promise).
we’ve done some serious scientific research (not really, we just made it up) and found that astaxanthin makes u a minecraft pro. u can outlast all ur friends in those epic pvp battles, mine faster than a pickaxe on steroids, and build like a boss.
so what r u waiting for? come join our server and experience the wonders of astaxanthin supplementation! trust us, it’s gonna blow ur mind (and ur friends’ minds too).
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Surviving Minecraft’s Pandemic: Prosper SMP – Come for the vanilla, stay for the chaos!
Minecraft Server Overview
Community Features Shared interest in Minecraft Encourages playing a variety of games Major build projects underway Friendly and mature community FAQs
Question Answer Are new members welcome? Yes, we are very welcoming to new members! Are hackers allowed on the server? No, hackers or griefers are not allowed. What are the rules? We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate disruptive behavior. Be respectful to other players. Do I need to join the discord to join the Minecraft server? Yes, all members must join the discord to join the server. Here is the invite link: https://discord.com/invite/4v5ruAWRKv -
CraftyCouple Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to build and survive!Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with flying pigs and talking sheep. But be careful, because our resident Ender Dragon loves to photobomb your selfies and steal your diamonds!
Need a break from building? How about joining our weekly hot dog eating contest where the winner gets a golden toilet seat as a prize! And don’t forget about our legendary parkour course where the obstacles include dodging exploding chickens and riding on the backs of giant turtles.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most ridiculous adventures that Minecraft has to offer! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave (or maybe you will, who knows?).