CraftyCrazeLand

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4449
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server if you want to ride pigs dressed as astronauts, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows. We’ve got flying cows, talking creepers, and a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet dragon who breathes marshmallows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life!

ToothbrushTroubles Minecraft SMP

broken toothbrush, button not working, dental equipment, dental hygiene, electric toothbrush, electric toothbrush not working, electric toothbrush woes, fucked toothbrush, long wait for toothbrush, malfunctioning toothbrush, Minecraft, oral care, oral health, smp, toothbrush issues, toothbrush maintenance, toothbrush malfunction, toothbrush problems, toothbrush repair, toothbrush technology, toothbrush troubleshooting, toothbrush woes, ToothbrushTroubles

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6289
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of your toothbrush taking forever to turn on? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we guarantee that our toothbrushes will never let you down! Join us and experience the thrill of pressing a button and having your toothbrush start in just seconds, not hours! Plus, rumor has it that our toothbrushes have magical powers that can help you mine diamonds faster. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the wackiest toothbrush-themed Minecraft SMP out there!

SassySisNoWedding Minecraft Server

coping with family drama, difficult decisions, emotional trauma, emotional well being, estranged siblings, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, Healing Relationships, Minecraft, personal growth, SassySisNoWedding, self-care, self-empowerment, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, toxic relationships, unresolved issues, wedding guest list, wedding planning

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4833
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7738
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and just want to have a good time in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built the most epic castle you’ve ever seen. But then, a group of mischievous creepers decided to throw a party in the castle and blew it up! It was chaos, but oh boy, was it a sight to see.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – we have secret treasure hidden all over the server waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it, there’s a diamond the size of a block of obsidian just waiting for someone brave enough to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin! Who needs family drama when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft? Let’s make your gaming experience the happiest day of your life! 😂🎮🏰

SpermCraft: No Sister Edition

Dna, Edition, emotional baggage, ethical dilemmas, family dynamics, Family Planning, future regrets, LGBTQ, moral obligations, parenthood, partner approval, personal autonomy, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, reproductive rights, sibling conflicts, sibling relationships, sister, sperm donation, SpermCraft, uncle roles, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2061
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magic Items Found:	8666	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Buildings Constructed:	37	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister asking for my sperm? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unique experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community as dysfunctional as a sister asking her brother for his sperm? Our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and questionable decisions – just like your family Thanksgiving dinner.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of a server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as awkward as deciding whether or not to donate your genetic material to your sibling’s partner. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and absurdity!

TipsyCraft

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3252
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	2266	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Remember that time you accidentally drank a potion of clumsiness in Minecraft and ended up stumbling around like a drunken Enderman? Well, imagine that, but ten times crazier on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a drunken dance-off with a group of zombie pigmen! So grab your virtual beer stein and come party with us on the most epic Minecraft server in the multiverse. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to crash the party!

Omaris Lifesteal Junior High School

Adventure, Community, Competition, Crafting, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skills, smp, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7497
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1117
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Welcome to Omari’s Lifesteal SMP, the ultimate survival Minecraft server where every decision counts and survival of the fittest is the law of the land. Dive into a thrilling world where players must navigate the challenges of a classic SMP with an exciting twist—lifesteal mechanics.

omari.falixsrv.me:24069

The Rat Tavern – Craft to Exiles 2

Craft to Exiles 2, Discord, Factions, Griefing, Ip:, Lite RPG, Minecraft, PvP, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Server, Survival, team-up, The Rat Tavern, Version 1.20.1

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1878
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

The Rat Tavern is a Craft to Exiles 2 Minecraft server where players can team up, create factions, and hang out! PvP is allowed, but griefing is not. The server runs on version 1.20.1 with lite roleplaying. Find out more by joining The Rat Tavern’s Discord.

– PvP is Allowed! – Lite RPG Encouraged – No Griefing!

IP: therattavern.g-portal.rocks Discord Link: https://discord.gg/therattavern

144.126.153.174:25765

Moonbat SMP: Where even the creepers practice safe exploding!

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5601
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Description
Creative Server	Express your creativity in this server with unlimited resources
Survival SMP (No-Griefing)	Join a friendly community in this survival server where griefing is not allowed
Survival SMP (Griefing Allowed)	Test your survival skills in a challenging environment where griefing is allowed

Server Details

IP Address: moonbat.ddns.net
Version: 1.21

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I trust that my progress will be safe on the SMP servers?

A: Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so you can trust that your progress will be safe.

Q: Are there regular updates and maintenance on the server?

A: Yes, we actively update and maintain the server to provide the best experience for our players.

Q: Do you run player events on the server?

A: Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards to keep the community engaged and excited.

/int/Support Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1727
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Magic Items Found:	4082
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you meme-loving, drama-seeking players out there!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher. Will you join Team Creeper and blow up everything in sight, or will you side with Team Enderman and teleport your way to victory? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some epic battles and hilarious shenanigans along the way.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is endorsed by none other than /int/? That’s right, the international board on 4chan has officially declared their support for our server, so you know you’re in for a wild ride. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see which side /int/ would have supported!

KurklessKrew Minecraft SMP – The Great Kurk Caper Hoax

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4239
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our players decided to capture a mythical creature called a Kurk. But guess what? They failed miserably and now the Kurks are running amok all over the server! It’s like a wild Kurk party 24/7, and you definitely don’t want to miss out on the madness.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the llamas or try to overthrow their fluffy regime? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your virtual life. Just remember, when someone tells you they’ve captured the Kurks, don’t believe a word they say. It’s all just part of the madness that makes our server so ridiculously fun!

CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, Address, Cheat, concern, CraftyFamily, crime, Crush, DAUGHTER, Girlfriend, Groping, humor, inappropriate, JOKE, Minecraft, sense of humor, Server, sex, son’s friend, Terrible, threat, Urgent, Wife

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4254
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Animals Bred:	189
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you question everything.

Reasons to join: 1. Our players are as unpredictable as a teenager with a crush on their brother’s friend. You never know what drama will unfold next! 2. Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics while building your dream Minecraft world. Will you choose loyalty or betrayal? 3. Unleash your inner detective skills as you try to decipher who’s telling the truth and who’s just joking around. It’s like a real-life mystery game, but in Minecraft!

Join now for a server experience that’s more intense than a family dinner confrontation. Don’t miss out on the chaos and fun!

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