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ProfeshNoobsCraft

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6009
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Runes Activated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Dimension Hops:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Emeralds Found:	9474	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Which profession attracts the worst kinds of people? Definitely not the players on our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll find a community of hilarious pranksters, crazy builders, and expert treasure hunters. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun! And don’t get us started on the epic battles that take place in our PVP arena – it’s like watching a group of deranged chickens fighting over a single piece of bread. So if you’re looking for a server where the only thing serious is the amount of fun you’ll have, then come join us and see for yourself!

OlympicTrainWrecks

arson attacks, canceling trains, Delays, disruptions, France, high-speed rail, Infrastructure, investigation, Network, olympics, OlympicTrainWrecks, Paris, public transportation, railway system, sabotage, Safety, SECURITY, train services, Transportation, travel, Vandalism

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1168
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

so, like, u know when u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be part of a real-life action movie? well, our server got u covered, cuz we got arson attacks happening left and right, just like in france’s high-speed rail network! canceling trains and causing chaos, all leading up to the minecraft olympics! join us if u wanna be part of the most epic and dangerous minecraft server out there! just watch out for those fiery explosions, they’re not just for show, they’re for real!

CraftyCutsMC

#mens grooming, Appearance, Barber, barbering, beauty, Confidence, CraftyCutsMC, Expertise, fashion, Grooming, grooming techniques, grooming tips, hair, haircare, Haircut, hairstyling, Profession, salon, self-care, skill, Style

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6728
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide? well, u in luck cuz dis server is da bomb diggity! we got llamas dat can rap better than eminem and chickens dat lay golden eggs (literally).

once upon a time, a player joined dis server and found a secret underground disco party where all da mobs were breakdancing to dubstep music. it was lit, fam.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. u will become the ruler of all da lands and lead an army of panda warriors into battle against the evil creepers.

so come on down to dis server and experience da craziest, most wackiest adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness.

EU Love Boosts Skills!

attractiveness, Boosts, Economy, EU same-sex marriage, european union, foreign workers, Impact, inclusive policies, inclusive policies impact, love, NEGATIVE, Recognition of same-sex marriage, same-sex marriage recognition, skilled foreign workers, skilled labor, skilled labor attraction, Skills, study, us economy, US economy impact, VISAS, visas drop

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3212
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	New Chunks Explored:	939865
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but the best part is, we got this magic potion that lets you build stuff super fast, like, faster than a cheetah on roller skates.

and get this, we got this secret underground city where you can battle dragons and rescue princesses and stuff. it’s like a whole new world down there, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with, like, mutant animals? yeah, they’re, like, half pig, half chicken, and they lay golden eggs. it’s wild, dude.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s, like, totally out of this world, come on over. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a diamond sword. let’s do this, bro.

ComfortMC

Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Items, Economy, family friendly, Grief Protection, Loot, Player Shops, PLAYTIMES, PvE, Raiding, Ranks, Relaxation, Resource worlds, sethomes, Shop, Simple Survival, Survival, Towny, Trading, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival, Voting, Wilderness

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4670
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Crops Grown:	9957	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5

ComfortMC is a family-friendly simple survival community that offers ranks, and extra sethomes. It’s a perfect survival that establishes relaxation, and you can make yourself at home. If you like vanilla survival, this is the community for you!

We offer grief protection, custom items, and custom player shops. We do not allow raiding or griefing, which means your builds are completely safe. You can either make your shop, purchase from other players shop, or trade with others.

You can use the wild portal at spawn to get away from spawn and into the wilderness. There are resource worlds that will allow you to collect extra loot.

Each vote and more playtimes will get you closer to your next rank.

What are you waiting for? Come join us and check us out!

ms.comfortmc.org

ZogCraft Minecraft Server

$15/hr, better policies, cash tips, family homes, free college tuition, immigration, income limit, increased border security, Israel, jacking up rents, Jews, kamala, locked up nigs, Minecraft, minimum wage, nigs, Not a zog shill, oil and gas development, poisoning public water supplies, poor White people, Prices, Prosecutor, REIT Jews, retire in comfort, Server, slave labor, social security, spics, tax cuts, tax on tips, TAXES, trump, unlimited free abortions, war with Iran, white people, ZOGcraft

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8215
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to play, like unlimited free abortions for nigs and spics (whatever those are), free college tuition for White people, and raising the minimum wage to $15/hr for poor White folks.

But wait, there’s more! We prevent those sneaky REIT Jews from buying family homes and jacking up the rents, cut taxes for White people by $6,000/year, and even raise taxes on Jews to make up for it. And don’t even get us started on the income limit on social security – we remove it so White people can retire in comfort!

Compare that to Trump, who just wants war with Iran for Israel and tax cuts for Jews. Yawn. Plus, Kamala has a killer policy of “No tax on tips” (because cash tips are already not taxed, duh) and unlimited oil and gas development to poison public water supplies. Sounds like a blast, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again…for White people, that is. 😉🔥🎮

CraftyCreeperGang Minecraft SMP

#exciting, amusing, Captivating, CraftyCreeperGang, delightful, Engaging, Enjoyable, Entertaining, enthralling, exhilarating., Fascinating, Fun, INTERESTING, Lively, Minecraft, pleasurable, smp, Thrilling

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3197
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the sheep have wings, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes like enchanted armor and rare items.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

BlockBullyz

aita, anorexia, Avoiding, BlockBullyz, Boundaries, Communication, eating disorder, Friends, Guilt, high school, mental health, personal information, PITY, privacy, Respect, shame, Social, strangers, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1870
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	New Chunks Explored:	86255
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee zero high school gossip drama! Unlike that girl who spilled the beans about your personal life, we promise to keep your secrets safe and sound. Plus, our server is filled with players who are too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to worry about who’s skipping lunch. Join us for a drama-free zone and leave the high school gossip behind!

TrainCraft: FastTrack Fiasco

emergency response, Europe, fast train network, FastTrack, Fiasco, France, French railways, high speed trains, international news, massive attack, national security, passenger safety, Police investigation, public transportation, Safety concerns, security threat, Terrorism, terrorist activity., train travel, Traincraft, Transportation, travel disruption

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	176
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

come join our minecraft server where we have a “massive attack” on fast trains! hop on board as we ride through the pixelated countryside, dodging creepers and zombies along the way. our trains go so fast, you’ll feel like you’re flying through the air! plus, our conductor is a talking pig named bacon who will keep you entertained with his hilarious jokes and puns. so grab your pickaxe and hop on the tracks, because this train ride is one you won’t want to miss!

DressCraft vs PantCraft

body anatomy, clothing, cultural norms, DressCraft, dresses, fashion, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, gender norms reversal, gender perception, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Men’s Fashion, PantCraft, reproductive organs, societal expectations, societal norms, trousers, womens fashion

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7126
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mines Excavated:	1063
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

come join our minecraft server where the pigs wear tutus and the cows wear tuxedos! you won’t find a more wacky and wild place to play minecraft than here. our world is filled with upside down houses, flying sheep, and talking creepers.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers. they used it to defeat a dragon made entirely out of cheese. true story.

if you’re looking for a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. join us today and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even find a pair of enchanted pants that make you fly. it could happen.