Picture this: you’re in the middle of a intense mining session, when suddenly a full-sized container of yogurt falls from the sky and splatters all over your blocky world. Do you have what it takes to clean up the mess without getting yogurt all over your pixelated hands? Only the bravest and most courteous players will survive in this chaotic realm.
But beware, there are sneaky players lurking around every corner, ready to steal your loot and cut in line at the self-checkout. Will you stand your ground and assert your grocery store dominance, or will you let the yogurt spill chaos consume you?
Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knew that grocery store etiquette could be so thrilling?
On our server, you can build your own virtual family and pass down virtual jewelry to your virtual children without any drama. No more fighting over who gets grandma’s ring or necklace – on our server, everyone gets to keep their precious virtual treasures!
Join now and escape into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers. Who needs real family drama when you can have virtual fun with us? So come on, join our server and leave all your real-life problems at the door!
| Penumbralcraft Minecraft Server |
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| Unique map experience |
| Fun and fair PVP |
| Community of builders & PVP’ers |
| Active admin support |
| Curseforge modpack |
| Server IP: penumbralcraft.ddns.net:25685 |
| Discord: Join us on Discord |
A: No, griefing is not allowed. Combat and stealing are allowed within the rules.
A: The worldborder is 30k x 30k, with a pre-generated map that expands every day.
A: The server maintains a steady 20 TPS for smooth gameplay.
A: The server uses a Curseforge modpack for enhanced gameplay.
A: You can join the server by using the IP address penumbralcraft.ddns.net:25685
A: Yes, there is active admin support to help with any issues or concerns you may have while playing on the server.
We’ve got more curves than a rollercoaster and more fun than a barrel of monkeys with boob-shaped bananas.
Join us for a titillating adventure that will make your head spin faster than a topless twerking tornado!
Don’t miss out on the chestacular fun, join now and let your creativity run wild like a pair of bouncing bazongas!
Looking for a place to escape the burnout of school? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about all your responsibilities. Plus, you never know when your roommate’s boyfriend might show up unannounced and crash in your virtual room!
Experience the thrill of constantly arguing with your friends, feeling suffocated in a virtual room, and ultimately deciding to move out without any warning. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!
So, come join us on our server and see if you can navigate the drama-filled world of college roommates. Who knows, you might even question if you’re the asshole in the end!
But wait, there’s more! We have a currency system where the most amount of money you own determines your status in the server. I once had so much money that I bought a pet Ender Dragon and taught it how to do the Macarena. True story, bro.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few exploding TNT traps. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the richest player in all the land and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams. See you there, gamers!