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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

’94CraftNoMore24

1994, 2024.., 94CraftNoMore24, Advancements, changes, comparison, Developments, Differences, Evolution, Future, History, Innovations, obsolete, Outdated, past, PRESENT, progress, Technology, Time, Transformations, trends, Years

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Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to 1994, where the internet was dial-up, Tamagotchis ruled the world, and Blockbuster was the place to be on a Friday night!

Our server is a time machine disguised as a pixelated world, where you can experience the thrill of playing Minecraft like it’s the ’90s all over again. Build your own retro-themed creations, battle pixelated monsters, and even trade virtual Pogs with other players.

But beware, time travel can have some wacky side effects. One minute you’re mining for diamonds, the next you’re face-to-face with a T-Rex in the prehistoric era. Don’t worry, though, our friendly staff is always on hand to help you navigate through the time loops and paradoxes.

So why wait? Join our server now and relive the glory days of 1994 in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Gen Z Doesn’t Know What This Is Minecraft SMP

adaptation, cultural shift, digital age, disconnect, doesn’t know, doesnt, Evolution, Gen, gen z, generational divide, ignorance, knowledge gap, lack of awareness, learning curve, Minecraft, modern society, obsolete, Old fashioned, Outdated, smp, Technology, Traditional, unfamiliarity, what this is

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone knows what they’re doing? Well, look no further because our server is so cutting-edge that even Gen Z doesn’t know what it is! That’s right, we’re so ahead of the game that even the TikTok generation is scratching their heads in confusion.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. One time, a player accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn and chaos ensued as everyone tried to catch a ride on it. Another time, a group of players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And let’s not forget the time when the entire server was turned into a giant game of hide-and-seek with the prize being a lifetime supply of diamond armor.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life, come join us on our server. Just remember, you never know what to expect when you’re playing with a group of players who are so ahead of the curve that even Gen Z can’t keep up.

DisprovenEduminecraft

Beliefs, critical thinking, curriculum, Debunked, disproved, DisprovenEduminecraft, education, Evolution, fact, History, knowledge, learning, Lifetime, Misconception, Misinformation, Myth, Outdated, progress, School, Science, Truth

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Are you tired of boring old school facts that turn out to be total lies? Well, join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everything you thought you knew is turned upside down!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and mind-bending challenges that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. From flying pigs to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get the chance to uncover the truth behind all those school facts that turned out to be total BS. Did you know that the Earth is actually shaped like a giant banana? Or that gravity is just a conspiracy created by the government to keep us all grounded?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most hilarious way possible!

SCART Cable Chaos Minecraft SMP

analog, audiovisual technology, AV cables, cable, Chaos, component cables, Connections, connectors, Digital, DVD player, electronics, European standard, Frustration, HDMI, Minecraft, Nostalgia, obsolete, Outdated, plasma TV, scart, SCART cables, smp, Technology, television, vintage

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Are you tired of dealing with outdated technology like SCART cables? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where SCART cables are banned and only the most cutting-edge redstone contraptions are allowed.

Forget about the woes of trying to connect your DVD player to your TV, here you can build a fully functional movie theater with popcorn machines and reclining seats. And don’t even get us started on the SCART cable monsters that roam the land, looking to sabotage your builds.

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and plenty of SCART cable jokes. Who needs those ancient relics when you can have a blast on our server? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the SCART cable madness begin!

BlockBustGone

BlockBustGone, faded away, fads, fallen out of favor, Forgotten, former glory, has been, History, lost popularity, Memories, no longer relevant, Nostalgia, obsolete, old news, once popular, Outdated, past, popular culture, trends, Trendsetter, yesterday’s news

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Remember that time everyone was obsessed with collecting rare rocks and minerals in Minecraft? Yeah, well, forget about that because now it’s all about collecting rare chickens on our server! That’s right, we have chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Don’t ask us how it works, just come join and start your diamond chicken farm today!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with wings made of gold and a beak that shoots fireballs. Defeat the Chicken King in battle and you’ll be rewarded with a magical chicken nugget that grants you unlimited chicken powers.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can explore our custom-built Chicken Dungeon, where you’ll face off against hordes of evil chickens and their dastardly leader, Colonel Cluckington. Rumor has it that deep within the dungeon lies the fabled Chicken Sword, a weapon so powerful it can turn your enemies into fried chicken with a single swing.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the clucking madness for yourself!

BandBlocker: No More Nickelback!

band breakup, BandBlocker, BETRAYAL, change of taste, cringe-worthy, Disappointment, emotions, Evolution, ex-favourite band, growth, Lyrics, Memories, moving on, Music, Nickelback, no longer listen, Nostalgia, Outdated, overplayed, past, reasons, Sound

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Are you tired of listening to your ex-favorite band because they broke your heart with their latest album? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict ban on all music from that band! Join us and never have to suffer through their songs again while you build your dream world filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and pigs riding on top of creepers. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to fly like a chicken with a jetpack. So come on down and leave your ex-favorite band in the dust as you embark on a hilarious and wacky adventure with us!

Pixel Pals Craft Club

Ancient, antique, cellphone, classic, club, Communication, Craft, historical, Nostalgia, obsolete, Old fashioned, old object, Outdated, PALS, past, PHONES, PIXEL, relic, Retro, single feature, Technology, Throwback, Traditional, vintage

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like goin back in time to da retro days when phones were just bricks and u had to actually TALK to people instead of texting emojis.

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell dad jokes (watch out, they’ll blow u away with their puns).

Our spawn point is a disco party with villagers breakdancing and skeletons doing the robot. And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts where u can find diamonds in the shape of Justin Bieber’s face.

So if u wanna experience a blast from da past and have a laugh while doing it, join our server now before the Ender Dragon starts breakdancing too!

NoTropesAllowedMC

ableism, Cliches, discrimination, Diversity, exclusion, HARMFUL, Homophobia, negative portrayals, NoTropesAllowedMC, offensive, Outdated, prevalent, racism, recent past, representation, sexism, social progress, Stereotypes, Transphobia, TV trope, UNACCEPTABLE

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the same old tropes? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild and wacky TV show that got canceled for being too outrageous! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of ridiculousness where you can build a house made entirely of cheese, ride llamas into battle, and participate in epic dance-offs with creepers! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will give you special powers if you can catch it. So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, anything goes!

BoomerCraft SMP

age, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, classic, cultural references, Experience, generational differences, habits, Maturity, Nostalgia, Old fashioned, old school, Outdated, pastimes, Reminiscing, senior citizen, showing age, smp, time period, Traditional, vintage, wisdom

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity that only a group of Minecraft players with questionable sanity can provide.

Our server is like no other – we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help thwart their evil plans (or maybe join them, we won’t judge).

But that’s not all! We also have a group of villagers who have started a boy band and are looking for backup dancers. Can you bust a move like a pro? Then this is the server for you!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, insanity, and maybe even a little bit of actual gameplay. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

GF Roomies Vacay Fun

Adults, aita, Beliefs, family, Fun, Girlfriend, holiday, ideologies, immature, Outdated, Petty, plane tickets, Property, refusing, religious beliefs, roomies, rules, share room, signal, united front, vacation, Vacay

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Are you tired of being told where you can sleep by your girlfriend’s parents? Do you want to break free from outdated beliefs and have a vacation on your own terms? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual paradise without any interference from meddling in-laws!

On our server, you can create your own rules and live by them without anyone telling you what to do. Want to share a bed with your girlfriend before marriage? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of yourself to show your dominance? Absolutely! The possibilities are endless on our server.

Join now and show your girlfriend’s parents that you are the master of your own destiny, even if it’s just in the virtual world of Minecraft. Don’t let anyone dictate your vacation plans – take control and have some fun with us!

OopsCraft Minecraft Server

error assessment, error detection, error examination, failure analysis, failure inspection, failure investigation, fault assessment, fault diagnosis, fault finding, issue analysis, issue resolution, Minecraft, mistake identification, mistake investigation, mistake review, OopsCraft, problem evaluation, problem identification, problem solving, root cause analysis, Server, Troubleshooting, what went wrong

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us on our server where pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our server has a glitch that causes pigs to sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the creepiest DJ in town and show off your best dance moves to impress the mobs.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built Nether dimension where the lava is made of hot sauce and the zombie pigmen wear sunglasses. It’s a spicy experience you won’t find anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of unexpected surprises. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

SassySisMC Server

childhood trauma, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Emotional Abuse, Empathy, family dynamics, Friendship Dynamics, Loneliness, mental health, middle school struggles, personal attacks, SassySisMC, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, sensitivity, Server, sibling fights, sibling relationships, Therapy, toxic parents, verbal aggression

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Are you tired of dealing with toxic family dynamics and sibling rivalry? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape from the drama and chaos of real life.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where you are the master of your own destiny. No more dealing with emotionally unavailable parents or verbally aggressive siblings – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Plus, if you’re feeling guilty about saying something mean to your sister, just remember that on our server, words can’t hurt anyone! So come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even build a virtual mansion for your sister to make up for your harsh words. 😉

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life troubles behind!

SurgeryCraft: HubbyRage

anesthesia, Argument, blood pressure, breast cancer, Consciousness, dramatic, emotional, Hospital, HubbyRage, husband, lumpectomy, Medical, Nurse, sick, stitches, surgery, SurgeryCraft, Trust, tumor, vomiting

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your in-game spouse decides to leave you during a life-threatening surgery! Will you forgive them or seek revenge in the virtual world? The choice is yours!

Experience the thrill of being left alone in a virtual hospital room, bleeding through internal stitches and coming in and out of consciousness. Will your in-game husband come back to apologize, or will you be left to fend for yourself in the world of Minecraft?

Join now for a unique gameplay experience that will leave you questioning the loyalty of your virtual relationships! Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the Minecraft world?

BafflingFactsMC

Astonishing, Baffling, BafflingFactsMC, curious facts, false, Fascinating Facts, hard to believe., Incredible, jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, mind-boggling, Paradox, Shocking.., Strange But True, Surprising, surprising facts, true fact, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable facts, unbelievable truths, weird but real

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind with its outrageous features!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes! Yes, you heard that right, a chicken boss with laser eyes! Defeat it and claim its golden egg of infinite power!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our custom-built underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul… just kidding, they’ll take emeralds, but close enough!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who can catch it? Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft server this insane?

CraftyUkrBattle Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, battlefield solutions, Conflict Resolution, CraftyUkrBattle, crisis management., Defense, Defense Minister, Diplomacy, election impact, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, Government, international relations, military strategy, Minecraft, peace negotiations, Political, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, US Election, WARFARE

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukraine defense minister as our admin! he will lead us to victory in epic battles against creepers and zombies, no matter who wins the US election! with his expert tactics and strategies, we will conquer all in our path. plus, he promises to give out free diamond armor to all new players who join! so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

CreeperCraziness

beheading, brutality, Conflict, CreeperCraziness, Doda attack, extremism, footage, graphic content, Insurgency, militants, News, Propaganda, Release, Terrorism, terrorism attack, terrorist group, terrorist threat, terrorists, Video, violence, War

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Yo, so like, this server is lit AF, you gotta join cuz we got terrorists tryin’ to behead Doda in Minecraft! It’s like a crazy action movie but in block form. Join us and help save Doda from the evil terrorists, or maybe even join them if you’re feeling rebellious. Either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride full of explosions and epic battles. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and be a part of the madness!

DMs of the Rich & Crafty

Celebrities, cesspool, Communication, Crafty, Curiosity, digital age, DMs, Fame, famous people, gossip, hidden world, Hollywood, inaccessible, online interactions, paparazzi, privacy invasion, private messages, Rich, scandal, secret conversations, social media, unreachable

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yo yo yo come join dis minecraft server where we spillin all da tea on dem celebs DMs like it’s a hot mess reality show up in here. we got secret screenshots of famous peeps slidin into each other’s DMs like it’s nobody’s business. you wanna know who’s tryna holla at who? come join us and find out, it’s like a gossip girl episode on crack. plus, we got custom plugins that let you slide into celebs’ DMs in-game and start drama like you’re the next big thing on social media. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this juicy drama-filled server, it’s gonna be lit AF. so what you waitin for? come join us and get ready to spill the tea like never before!

CraftyNurseMC

2023 Michigan Nurses Study, Burnout, CraftyNurseMC, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare research, healthcare system, improved conditions, job satisfaction, mental health, Michigan, nurse well-being, Nurses, nursing profession, nursing shortage, patient care, stress, understaffing, University of Michigan, work environment, workplace abuse

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come join our epic minecraft server where the nurses in Michigan come to unwind after a long day of dealing with burnout and understaffing! we offer a virtual escape from workplace abuse with our pixelated paradise where you can build, mine, and battle creepers to your heart’s content. join us and be part of the coolest nurse gang in the virtual world!

HardLive: Season 4 Minecraft Server

#addons, alex mobs, Applied Energistics 2, Ars Nouveau, Artifacts, Assembly, better combat, Bosses, cataclysm, clockwork mod, Create, end remastered, farmers delight, Hex Casting, Immersive Engineering, Magic, magician, Mods, Monsters, plane, Plot, Season

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HardLife is a server with 100 mods, the server has such mods as better combat, ars nouveau, artifacts, immersive ingineering, applied energistics 2, alex mobs, farmers delight

end remastered, cataclysm, hex casting, and also create with many addons for it. With us you can realize the craziest ideas! Want to make a plane? Clockwork mod

to help you, do you want to become a magician? Hex casting and ars nouveau mods will help you achieve this! Lots of new bosses and monsters! And for each season a separate assembly is created

with mods, and each season is not like the previous one, it also smells of a through plot that is scattered in books and achievements! Join the 4th season of HardLife!

136.243.78.53:25762

Smart Cookies SMP – Where even the creepers are on a diet! #SMP #vanilla

Biomes, Claims, community-run, COOKIES, CREEPERS, diet, Discord, Dynmap, Enhanced terrain, freedom, Fun, Lore, Minecraft, Mods, player, quality of life, reliable world, Server, Smart, smp, Space, Technical, Vanilla

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Welcome to Smart Cookies SMP!

Smart Cookies SMP is set in the world of Salvaris where you can create your own story and grow into a global superpower. Here are some key features of our server:

Features
Dynmap: live map of the world fully generated
Space: world is pregenned to 40k x 40k
Enhanced Terrain with different biomes
Completely vanilla SMP with server-side mods
Reliable world with permanent status
Community-driven experience

If you’re interested in joining, please visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/YZ2aAxbZyM

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any technical mods required to play on the server?	No, our SMP is completely vanilla but we use server-side mods to enhance the experience.
How big is the pregenerated world?	The world is pregenerated to 40k x 40k with plenty of space for building.
Can I create my own nation within the server?	Yes, you can foster your own nation within the 9 lands or continents of Salvaris.
Is there a live map of the world available?	Yes, we have a Dynmap that shows the world fully generated in real-time.
How long has the server been running?	We have had the SMP going for the past 5 years with various worlds, but the current world is now permanent.

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	New Chunks Explored:	374123
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Void Armor Forged:	27
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	489	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Star Shards Collected:	128
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Secret Passages Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Divine Spears Created:	30

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Alien Abductions:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Meteorites Collected:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Magic Items Found:	4725
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
New Chunks Explored:	323955	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Void Armor Forged:	19

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	695	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

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