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BoomerCraft

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3668
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	298
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Void Armor Forged:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you still using a potato-powered computer from the Stone Age? Well, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server runs on a hamster wheel generator, ensuring that you’ll never run out of power (as long as the hamster keeps running, of course).

Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.

But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!

FlopCraft: Japan’s Win!

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	832
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Dimension Hops:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

OMG, have u heard? Japan just won the floppy disk battle! they’re like, “NO MORE FLOPPY DISKS FOR US!” so now they’re celebrating by inviting all u crazy gamers to join their EPIC Minecraft server! why should u join? well, because they have a secret underground disco party every night where u can dance with creepers and skeletons! plus, the admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes if u bring him a diamond block! so come join the fun and help Japan celebrate their floppy disk victory in style!

GasWashMinecraftServer

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2662
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace the power of gas-powered washing machines! Why settle for boring old electric ones when you can have a washing machine that revs like a race car? Plus, we have a strict ban on electric washing machines because, let’s be real, they’re just not as fun.

But that’s not all – we also have a ban on niggers having washing machines because, apparently, they’re all poor and smelly. Don’t ask us how we enforce this rule, just know that our server is a washing machine utopia for everyone except niggers.

Join us for a wild ride of clean clothes and questionable discrimination policies – you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else!

Fembot Love Minecraft Server

#workout, abs, age gap, Athletic, body image, Confidence, DATING, fembot, fembots, FITNESS, Insecurity, love, meme, Minecraft, older fembots, Physical attraction, Preferences, relationships, self esteem, Server, societal norms, Stereotypes, twinkish appeal, younger guys

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7474
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Crops Grown:	7207	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mines Excavated:	4310
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the older fembots looking for younger guys! We have a special section just for athletic looking guys with abs, so don’t worry about working out too much – we love a buff twink around here! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists, you won’t regret it!

Dear Minecraft SMP Linux Users,

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6318
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	409	Secret Passages Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Dragon Eggs Found:	1982
Dragon Eggs Found:	5223	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	124

Are you tired of feeling like just another iPhone user in a sea of conformity? Do you crave the feeling of superiority that only using Linux can bring? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our server and bask in the glory of being intellectually superior to all those basic Windows and Mac users. Show off your tech-savvy skills as you navigate through the virtual world of Minecraft with ease, thanks to your Linux expertise.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find a community of like-minded individuals who also use Linux for the sole purpose of feeling better about themselves. Share tips and tricks on how to maximize your Linux experience while laughing at those poor souls who haven’t seen the light yet.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and revel in the unique and superior feeling that only Linux users can understand. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with penguins who are also Linux enthusiasts. Don’t miss out on the fun!

What is the IP for CashPlays Minecraft Server?

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7731
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Potions Brewed:	33
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	211	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	10191
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39

CashPlays is a popular gaming and entertainment channel on YouTube known for showcasing gameplay, tutorials, and reviews of various video games. With a focus on providing insightful and entertaining content for gamers, CashPlays has gained a dedicated following and continues to grow in popularity within the gaming community.

Spy × Family Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3796
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you block-building maniacs out there!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget, rumored to grant unlimited building powers to whoever possesses it. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigs armed with enchanted pickaxes!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the elusive rainbow llama unicorn! Rumor has it that riding one of these magical beasts will make you the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, complete with loop-de-loops, corkscrews, and even a waterfall that turns into a lava pit halfway through the ride. It’s the perfect way to unwind after a long day of mining and crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin! Gan!

> Jizzrael Launching Attacks on Iran Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5943
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	29	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we are constantly under attack from the infamous jizzrael! Don’t worry, nothing ever really happens, but hey, something might happen one day, right?

Join us and become part of our robot army, where we are draft-proof and ready to take on any enemy that comes our way. Just be careful, because you never know when you might be drafted to fight for a government that hates you. But hey, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about your time on our crazy SMP! So come on, join us and let the insanity begin!

Memory Lane Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9874
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	81	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	184	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is a time-traveling extravaganza! Step into our portal and journey through the decades, from the roaring 20s to the futuristic 22nd century.

Join us as we pay tribute to the past with epic builds of iconic landmarks like the Eiffel Tower and the Great Wall of China. But don’t get too comfortable in history because before you know it, you’ll be battling robots in a post-apocalyptic wasteland!

Our server is so advanced, we even have time-traveling llamas that will guide you through the ages. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret quest to save the space-time continuum from certain doom.

So why wait? Join our server and make history…literally!

Minecraft SMP: Fapping Together Thread

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2878
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we encourage you to unleash your inner perv and fap away with your fellow players! Our Gay Awakening edition is sure to awaken some… interesting feelings in you.

Join us if you want to bond with your fellow players over lewds and fapping, because nothing says teamwork like getting off together. Who needs diamonds when you have a good ol’ fap session with your buddies?

Previous players have reported feeling a strong sense of camaraderie after a group fap session, so come join us and experience the ultimate bonding experience. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues and lotion, because things tend to get messy in our world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let’s get fapping together!

Censorship Mockers Minecraft Server

Anons, Censorship, China, collectivism, culture, establishment, great man theory, heroism, human society, Journey, mao, mass movements, Minecraft, Mockers, narcissism, power, purged, Server, social harmony, social problems, species, Western, Western man

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6041
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	247
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Chimeras Created:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of social harmony over individual heroism? Look no further! Our server operates on the principle that one man with a dumb idea should not be allowed to rise above the collective will of the people.

Join us and experience a world where lone wolf ideologues are not tolerated, where the government listens to the needs of the majority, and where social harmony reigns supreme.

Unlike in China, where they condemn Mao but still go after those who insult him, our server values collectivism and rejects narcissistic tendencies. So if you’re tired of the Western man’s journey of individualism, come join us and be a part of a community that puts the needs of the many above the desires of the few.

Don’t be a hero, be a team player on our Minecraft server!

Kidd Bandit’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6124
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magic Items Found:	6076
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server that you absolutely HAVE to join! Why, you ask? Well, let me give you a few reasons:

1. Kidd Bandit is actually the owner of the server, but she’s been missing for months. Rumor has it she’s off on some crazy adventure in the Nether, but when she comes back, she’s gonna be a total boss and shake things up in the indie Minecraft scene.

2. The server is filled with all sorts of wacky characters, like a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot and a mischievous Enderman who loves to prank unsuspecting players.

3. The currency on the server isn’t diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s actually rare enchanted golden carrots that have been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Good luck trying to find those!

4. The main goal of the server is to build the most ridiculous and over-the-top base you can imagine. Think giant statues of Steve riding a chicken or a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, adventure, and pure chaos, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for Kidd Bandit’s grand return!

Mint Phantom Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6638
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	25

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with Pious Cake Edition where you can bake virtual cakes and offer them to the Minecraft gods for blessings!

But that’s not all, our server is endorsed by the one and only Mint Fantome! She’s a Minecraft legend who streams YouTube videos of her epic adventures on our server. You can even join her virtual vacation merch and dress up like a Minecraft superstar!

Feeling adventurous? Dive into Fantôme no Nazo, a mysterious game created just for our server where you can uncover hidden secrets and win epic prizes!

And if that’s not enough, we have a Divegrass team that dominates the virtual soccer field like no other. Join us for some intense matches and show off your Minecraft skills!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even bake a cake with Mint Fantome herself!