But that’s not all, folks. We also have a special plugin that turns all creepers into friendly, huggable creatures. That’s right, no more explosions, just fluffy green friends who want to cuddle. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try your luck at our parkour course where the floor is made of lava and the only way to survive is by doing the Macarena. It’s a real challenge, let me tell ya.
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but TNT and hope for the best? The possibilities are endless, my friends. So come on down to our wacky, wild, and totally nonsensical Minecraft SMP. You won’t regret it, unless you do, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!
But that’s not all – we also have a ban on niggers having washing machines because, apparently, they’re all poor and smelly. Don’t ask us how we enforce this rule, just know that our server is a washing machine utopia for everyone except niggers.
Join us for a wild ride of clean clothes and questionable discrimination policies – you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else!
Just like Anna, we believe in bringing people together, even if it means hosting a spontaneous gathering of 8-9 players who just clicked immediately. Who needs to know everyone’s names when you’re having a blast building and exploring together?
Join us for a non-stop party where the only rule is to have fun! And don’t worry, you won’t have to do anything – just let loose and enjoy the chaos. Who knows, you might even make some unforgettable memories with your new Minecraft buddies. So come on in and let the good times roll!
Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the surprising wildlife in the city our professional photographer loves to capture.
Looking for a server where you can be the bigger person, just like our photographer who agreed to take pictures for their step sister’s wedding even though they hate each other? Look no further!
Experience the thrill of being left without a seat at the reception, just like our photographer who had to treat themselves to a fancy dinner and a movie after being snubbed.
Don’t worry about missing out on the action, just like our photographer who turned off their phone and had a peaceful night out.
And if you’re ever in need of a quick bite at McDonald’s, we’ve got you covered! Join our server now and be prepared for a rollercoaster of emotions and unforgettable moments. Just remember, no drama allowed – unless it’s in-game!
Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, mundane life. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing chickens. Yes, you read that right. Dancing chickens. Need we say more?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to ride off into the sunset on a sparkly unicorn?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the happiness flow through you like a river of rainbow-colored lava. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
like, one time, we had this epic quest where we had to rescue hostages from, like, evil zombies and stuff. it was, like, so intense, bro. but we totally saved the day and everyone was, like, super impressed.
and, get this, our admin gantz was gonna, like, resign or whatever, but then he heard about the hostages being rescued and was like, nah, i gotta stay and keep this party going. so, like, you know this server is, like, the place to be.
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Join this server for the most epic and mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life! We got Danish dudes breaking all the stereotypes and showing the world what’s up. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join the fun and see for yourself! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!
| Server Features: | |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.20.1 |
| Address | the-remake.mysrv.us |
| Semi-Vanilla | We believe in preserving the core Minecraft experience, so you’ll find most gameplay to be very close to vanilla. |
| Origin Mod | Immerse yourself in a unique experience with the “Origin” mod. |
| In-Game Voice Chat | Communicate and strategize with your fellow players using our in-game voice chat feature, making teamwork seamless. |
| Active Community | Join a friendly and active player base that loves to collaborate, build, and have fun together. |
Simply follow the link to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/gMBBucrK From there, you can introduce yourself and let us know that you’re interested in joining The Remake SMP. Our team will be happy to guide you through the whitelisting process and help you get started.
To join the server, simply follow the link to our Discord server provided in the post. From there, introduce yourself and express your interest in joining The Remake SMP. Our team will guide you through the whitelisting process.
The server runs on Minecraft version 1.20.1.
Yes, the server has rules in place to ensure fair gameplay. These rules include no cheating and no random killing of other players.
The server is semi-vanilla, meaning it preserves the core Minecraft experience with minimal modifications. However, it does incorporate the “Origin” mod for a unique gameplay experience.
Yes, the server offers in-game voice chat feature, allowing players to communicate and strategize with each other seamlessly.
Yes, the server boasts an active and friendly player base that loves to collaborate, build, and have fun together.
Join us for a chance to explore a world where USA females reign supreme and their demeanour is unmatched by any other cunts out there. Want to know what they smell like? Well, you’ll have to log on and find out for yourself!
But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and adventures waiting to be had. From battling giant chickens to riding rainbow-colored llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!