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| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 1665 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Okay so like, imagine you walk into this job interview and the first thing you see is a sign that says “Warning: May Contain Toxic Bosses”. Like, bro, run away as fast as you can! And then, the interviewer is wearing a clown costume and keeps honking a horn every time you try to answer a question. Like, are you supposed to take this job seriously or join the circus? And then, they tell you that the only break you get is to play Minecraft on their server, but the catch is you have to build a giant statue of their CEO out of diamonds. Like, what kind of sweatshop Minecraft server is this? I would nope out of there so fast, it’s not even funny. Just run, dude, run!
