outdated technology Minecraft Servers

Outdated Technology

  • SpitefulTechBane

    SpitefulTechBane

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you still using a flip phone just to show the world you’re a rebel? Well, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! We embrace all things outdated and obsolete, just like your beloved flip phone. Join us and show off your retro style while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who needs a fancy smartphone when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Join now and prove that old school is the coolest school!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SuckyJobInterviewsMC SMP

    SuckyJobInterviewsMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Okay so like, imagine you walk into this job interview and the first thing you see is a sign that says “Warning: May Contain Toxic Bosses”. Like, bro, run away as fast as you can! And then, the interviewer is wearing a clown costume and keeps honking a horn every time you try to answer a question. Like, are you supposed to take this job seriously or join the circus? And then, they tell you that the only break you get is to play Minecraft on their server, but the catch is you have to build a giant statue of their CEO out of diamonds. Like, what kind of sweatshop Minecraft server is this? I would nope out of there so fast, it’s not even funny. Just run, dude, run!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RetroTechSMP – What’s Old is New!

    RetroTechSMP – What’s Old is New!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a server where the only way to mine diamonds is by using a wooden pickaxe. Crazy, right? But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who control the economy and will trade you diamonds for stacks of dirt. I know, mind blown!

    But that’s not all, folks. We also have a special plugin that turns all creepers into friendly, huggable creatures. That’s right, no more explosions, just fluffy green friends who want to cuddle. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try your luck at our parkour course where the floor is made of lava and the only way to survive is by doing the Macarena. It’s a real challenge, let me tell ya.

    So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but TNT and hope for the best? The possibilities are endless, my friends. So come on down to our wacky, wild, and totally nonsensical Minecraft SMP. You won’t regret it, unless you do, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BoomerCraft

    BoomerCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you still using a potato-powered computer from the Stone Age? Well, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server runs on a hamster wheel generator, ensuring that you’ll never run out of power (as long as the hamster keeps running, of course).

    Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.

    But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FlopCraft: Japan’s Win!

    FlopCraft: Japan’s Win!

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, have u heard? Japan just won the floppy disk battle! they’re like, “NO MORE FLOPPY DISKS FOR US!” so now they’re celebrating by inviting all u crazy gamers to join their EPIC Minecraft server! why should u join? well, because they have a secret underground disco party every night where u can dance with creepers and skeletons! plus, the admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes if u bring him a diamond block! so come join the fun and help Japan celebrate their floppy disk victory in style!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GasWashMinecraftServer

    GasWashMinecraftServer

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace the power of gas-powered washing machines! Why settle for boring old electric ones when you can have a washing machine that revs like a race car? Plus, we have a strict ban on electric washing machines because, let’s be real, they’re just not as fun.

    But that’s not all – we also have a ban on niggers having washing machines because, apparently, they’re all poor and smelly. Don’t ask us how we enforce this rule, just know that our server is a washing machine utopia for everyone except niggers.

    Join us for a wild ride of clean clothes and questionable discrimination policies – you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CashCraft: No Poverty, Only Fun!

    CashCraft: No Poverty, Only Fun!

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we give out monthly cash transfers like its candy! u wont be poor in this server cuz we got ur back with that sweet cash flow. and guess what? u wont spend it all on tobacco or alcohol cuz we got ur priorities straight.

    mothers on our server are thriving, spending more time and money on their kids than ever before. u wanna be a top mom in minecraft? then join us and start raking in that cash for ur virtual family.

    dont miss out on this opportunity to level up ur minecraft game and ur bank account. join now and start living that high roller life in the world of blocks and pixels.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Space

    Space

    New Minecraft Servers

    Kosmosis is a Diamond Economy driven Towny Survival Server set on a map with Terralith Custom Terrain. Homebrew and eccentric Datapacks offer a unique survival experience, and a powerful server machine keeps the experience running smoothly. —————————————————————————- Kosmosis makes use of the Terralith Datapack to bring you an exciting and epic world to build your civilizations on. —————————————————————————- Kosmosis makes use a strict diamond driven economy that makes your inventory your wallet. —————————————————————————- Kosmosis introduces an array of new ingredients for its very own custom potions. —————————————————————————- Save up your diamonds to purchase OP Tools that make any project 100x easier in survival.

    51.161.106.135

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Arkored

    Arkored

    New Minecraft Servers

    We will be releasing soon! Join our discord for updates!

    Staff is needed join in and create an application!

    Welcome to Arkored! Arkored is where you’re going to have the best skyblock experience! We have a ton of customer features why not join and come find out!

    Join our discord @ www.arkored.net

    play.arkored.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PNT³ | Vintage Rides & Attractions | Creative Plots | Minigames | Lobby

    PNT³ | Vintage Rides & Attractions | Creative Plots | Minigames | Lobby

    New Minecraft Servers

    PNT³ | Vintage Rides & Attractions | Creative Plots | Minigames | Lobby Minecraft ServerPNT³ | Vintage Rides & Attractions | Creative Plots | Minigames | Lobby Minecraft ServerPNT³ | Vintage Rides & Attractions | Creative Plots | Minigames | Lobby Minecraft Server

    Server IP: mc.projectnewtomorrow.orgDiscord Server: discord.gg/yRzjVrd8j4

    mc.projectnewtomorrow.org

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP