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ChildhoodSlangMCSMP

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3546
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Enchantments Applied:	73
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ores Mined:	7444
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is like the craziest place ever, bro! We got diamond armor giveaways every hour, like what even is life?! And the mobs here? They’re like, super chill and drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn town is actually a secret underground city filled with rare loot and hidden dungeons. And don’t even get me started on the PvP arena – it’s like a battle royale on steroids, man.

So, like, if you wanna join this epic server and become a legendary Minecraft warrior, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with the IP faster than you can say “creeper aw man”. Let’s goooooo!

TwistMC

1.20, 1.8, Boredom, Community, Competition, Creative, Discord, Events, FAMOUS, Fun, java, Mini Games, Minigames, multiplayer, Parkour, player limit, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Super, Survival, Updates, Version, Vip

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4899
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dimension Hops:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

TwistMC – Server with minigames between versions 1.8 and 1.20.X

IP: Play.TwistMC.Ro

IMPORTANT INFORMATION » You don’t have to have a VIP to get someone famous. » No player limit. » Updates whenever there is a new version of the game. » Available for Java. » We will add super many minigames to keep boredom at bay.

Come in and have fun with us! Discord: https://discord.gg/3xRBc9cbJU

play.twistmc.ro

VALOURY

admins, anti cheat, Cheating, Community, Enhancements, Evolution, exploits, Features, Future, Gaming, Hit detection, Low Ping, Minecraft, multiplayer, no pay to win, online gaming, PvP, redstone pvp, Server, Updates, VALOURY

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8124
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

The server is nearly ready in all aspects and prepared to handle any kind of cheating and exploits. However, nothing is perfect, so if you encounter any issues, please let us know. Currently, the server will be Redstone PvP, but our future looks promising, and the server will continue to evolve, God willing.

Here are some of the server’s enhanced features: low ping, near-perfect hit detection, no pay-to-win mechanics, and an anti-cheat system to ensure your enjoyment, regardless of the presence of admins on the server.

valoury.net

Survival Donations PVP Set In Moder from 100 rubles server Minecraft

100 Rubles, banner, Chief Moderator, cybites, deluxe, Donations, empress, FAITH, Helper, Lazy, Minecraft, moder, Moderator, OWNER, PvP, Server, Set In, Site, Survival, trademc

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6041
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Mines Excavated:	4659	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Empress (99r), Deluxe (139r) You Get Moderator after purchasing a helper (169r), owner (199r) Chief Moderator This gives us faith so that we believe you that you are a worthy moderator here is the site cybites.trademc.org

gibberfish.exaroton.host:24669

Tomoso’s Vanilla SMP: Where creepers are more trustworthy than your fellow players!

#english speaking, Active, Adventure, BUILD, Chill, Community, CREEPERS, diamond-based, Discord, Economy, Events, fellow, Friendly, Fun, multiplayer, no land claims, Papermc, Players, Plugins, quality of life, Server, smp, Survival, Tomosos, trustworthy, Vanilla, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8141
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6892	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla
Status	New
Community Size	Small
Atmosphere	Chill

We are a Vanilla Minecraft server with a few select plugins for quality of life. We aim to preserve the original Minecraft feel with a diamond-based economy and no land claims. The server runs on Papermc 1.20.6 and we are an English-speaking server.

Join our Discord community here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. We promote a friendly and respectful community.
Are there any banned items or behaviors?	We have a list of banned items and behaviors to ensure fair gameplay. Please check our rules for more information.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to our IP address or joining our Discord community for more information.
Do you have any events or competitions on the server?	We regularly host events and competitions for our community to participate in and win prizes.

Charlie’s FunCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8395
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	15

Happy Friday gamers! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous Endermen, and a secret underground base where we keep all the rare diamonds!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you the legend of Charlie, the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of Charlie riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

So come on, /r9k/, don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join our server and let’s build, mine, and craft our way to victory together! Happy mining, everyone! 🎮💎🐷

MetroidMania Minecraft SMP

Action-Adventure, Adventure, alien worlds, bounty hunter, classic games, Exploration, Gaming, Gaming Community, intergalactic, metroid, metroid prime, MetroidMania, Metroidvania, Minecraft, Nintendo, nintendo switch, power suit, retro gaming, samus aran, Sci Fi, smp, space adventure, video games

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	131
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Enchantments Applied:	284
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and try-hards? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and become part of a community of elite gamers who have conquered the Ender Dragon 69 times in a row.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja moderators who will ban griefers with their swift ninja moves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a Minecraft legend!

VeganCatHeist Minecraft Server

Angry, animal control, apartment, cat, dog, fake-crying, fire escape, meat, Minecraft, missing, neglected, neighbor, OWNER, playful, rescue, Server, STARVING, steak, stealing, Survival, Thin, vegan, VeganCatHeist

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7651
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	104
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from crazy neighbors like mine? Join our server now and build your own virtual paradise away from vegan cat owners who can’t even feed their poor pets!

On our server, you can create a world where cats can feast on steaks and play with dogs all day long. No need to worry about fake-crying neighbors accusing you of cat-napping, because here, you’re free to build, explore, and have fun without any crazy drama.

Forget about calling animal control, just join our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a stray cat who’s a master builder and can help you create the ultimate Minecraft kingdom. Join now and say goodbye to vegan cat owners and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

CreeperCoworkerGriefedMe

age discrimination, Ageism, asserting boundaries, CDA training, Communication Issues, coworker conflict, CreeperCoworkerGriefedMe, daycare job, dealing with difficult coworkers, disrespectful coworker, generational gap, handling conflict, immature coworker, insubordination accusation, professional boundaries, respect in the workplace, standing up for myself, work ethic, workplace bullying, workplace drama, workplace stress

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2982
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama queens at work? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons! No more snatching babies or fake smiles here, just good old-fashioned block building fun.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and let your creativity run wild. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, or team up with friends to take on epic quests. And the best part? No judgment from power-hungry coworkers who think they’re the queen of daycare!

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who needs a CDA when you can be the king or queen of your own Minecraft world? Let’s build, mine, and have a blast together!

TerroristTerminated Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, Combat, combatants, Conflict, defense forces, enemy forces, extremism, idf, Insurgency, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Operation, SECURITY, senior officer, Server, terrorists, TerroristTerminated, violence, War

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2768
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

OMG, have u heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where u can be a total boss and take down like 500 zombies in North?! Like, this senior officer dude is legit slaying it and u can join in on the fun! We got epic battles, insane weapons, and like, so much loot u won’t know what to do with it all. Come join the madness and show those zombies who’s boss! Let’s goooooo!

CraftyCreeperCo.

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

so like, this server is like the COOLEST place to be, like ever. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. like, i heard a rumor that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.

oh, and get this – our admin once defeated a whole army of creepers with just a carrot. true story, bro. and if you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire. how sick is that?

plus, our community is like a big ol’ family. we have epic build battles every week and the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. and don’t even get me started on our dance parties at the village square – it’s lit, fam.

so come join us on this mystical, fantastical, totally bonkers server. it’s like a unicorn riding a rollercoaster through a rainbow – pure magic, dude.