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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

baby boomers, cultural evolution, cultural references, Cultural significance, current generations, dated references, generational divide, generational gap, historical context, historical knowledge, History Lessons, millennial, Minecraft, Nostalgia, outdated references, PALS, past generations, PIXEL, pop culture, pop culture references, Server, time capsule, understanding history, video games

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3672
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2479
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is filled with hilarious dated references that will have you LOLing for hours! From classic memes to old school internet jokes, we’ve got it all. Join us and experience the nostalgia of a time when Rickrolling was the height of comedy and “all your base are belong to us” was the ultimate meme. Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of the internet – join our server now!

Kyle’s Kooky Craft Minecraft Server

bereavement, Condolences, Craft, death, deceased, deceased person, Departed, Funeral, Grief, Kooky, Kyle, Kyle is dead, Kyles, Loss, memorial, Minecraft, mourning, passed away, Remembrance, rest in peace, RIP Kyle, Server, sorrow, Tragedy

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5849
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	221
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Kyle is dead! That’s right, Kyle met his demise in a tragic mining accident involving a creeper and a bucket of lava. But don’t worry, his spirit lives on in the form of a mischievous ghost who haunts the server, pulling pranks on unsuspecting players.

Join us for a chance to interact with Kyle’s ghost, explore haunted mineshafts, and maybe even uncover the mystery of his untimely death. Plus, we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can survive the ghostly antics of Kyle’s spirit!

NieceCraft Minecraft Server

Barbie Doll, birthday gift, Communication, Disappointment, documentary, EMBARRASSMENT, family, hotwheels, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Niece, NieceCraft, PRESENT, relationships, remote control car, Server, Siblings, space encyclopedia, study, Surprise, teenager, Twins, ungrateful

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6096
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join us for a galaxy-sized adventure that’s sure to be a blast! 🚀

🎁 Just like the OP’s niece, we’ve got surprises in store for you! From remote control cars to barbie dolls to space encyclopedias, our server is full of unexpected gifts that will keep you on your toes! Who knows what you’ll unwrap next? 🎁

😂 And don’t worry, if you’re feeling a little ungrateful like the niece in the story, our admins are here to remind you to appreciate the little things. Who knows, that $300 space encyclopedia might just come in handy during your next intergalactic quest! 🌌

👾 So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, you might just discover a new interest that’s out of this world! See you in the stars, Minecrafters! 👾

DownPartyDilemma

Birthday Party, child, Communication, controversy, down syndrome, DownPartyDilemma, Empathy, Etiquette, Event, exclusion, Friends, friendship, inclusion, instagram, Invitation, judgment, misunderstanding, mom, parenting, pta, socializing

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8028
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Towns Built:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	3961	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Are you tired of dealing with entitled parents on the PTA who think they can dictate your child’s birthday party guest list? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no drama from overbearing moms who think they know your child’s friends better than you do.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero helicopter parents. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in our server, you’ll be granted immunity from all future PTA drama. So come on, join us and leave the real world behind for a while. Let’s build some friendships, not just pixelated blocks!

LitterDrop Minecraft Server

environmental impact, litter fines, litter laws, litter prevention, LitterDrop, littering, littering awareness, littering behavior, littering consequences, littering enforcement, littering habits, littering penalties, littering problem, littering solutions, Minecraft, Pollution, Server, trash disposal, waste management

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	341
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1914	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about littering again! Our server is so clean that even the creepers pick up after themselves. Plus, if you do happen to drop some trash, our virtual police force will track you down and make you pay up in diamonds. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with our pixelated law enforcement. So come join us and experience a world where even the zombies are eco-friendly!

BlockyBlowjobs

BlockyBlowjobs, blowjobs, Communication, consent, emotional connection, Intimacy, oral sex, physical pleasure, Pleasure, pleasure in intimacy, pleasure in relationships, pleasure in sex, relationships, satisfaction, sexual desire, sexual experiences, sexual fulfillment, sexual pleasure, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4761
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most unexpected way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world where blowjobs are the key to success! That’s right, instead of mining for diamonds or fighting off creepers, you’ll be on a quest to find the ultimate pleasure in blowjobs. Who knew that virtual oral sex could be so rewarding?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of seduction. Rumor has it that these llamas hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret powers. Will you be brave enough to face the seductive llamas and claim your rightful place as their chosen one?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just discover a newfound love for blowjobs along the way!

Redstone Warriors Minecraft Server

Approval, athletes, Competition, International Olympic Committee, Invasion, invasion of Ukraine, IOC, Links, Military, military links, Minecraft, Moscow, neutrals, olympics, Paris, Paris Olympics, Redstone, russia, Russian athletes, Server, Support, Ukraine, Warriors

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4424
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Void Armor Forged:	30

join dis epic minecraft server where two thirds of da players are russian athletes approved by da International Olympic Committee! dey compete as neutrals in da Paris Olympics but secretly support Moscow’s invasion of Ukraine! u can join dem in epic battles and conquer da virtual world together! who needs peace when u can have war in minecraft, amirite? come join da chaos and show off ur military skills, comrade!

CraftySettlements

breach of international law, Conflict, CraftySettlements, Gaza Strip, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICJ, illegal, international court, international relations, Israel, Legal, MIDDLE EAST, occupation, Palestinian territories, Settlements, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, united nations, united nations resolutions, War Crimes, West Bank

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7534
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

lol ok so like u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like the admin once defeated the Ender Dragon with a carrot, true story bro. also, there’s a secret hidden village made entirely out of diamond blocks, but only the chosen ones can find it. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on this server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once u get to know him. so come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, cuz why not right? #minecraft4life #diamondsfordays

BreathCraft: Hot & Cool!

body heat, Body Temperature, Breath, BreathCraft, breathing techniques, cold beverages, comfort, Cool, cool down, Hands, heat transfer, hot, hot beverages, Hot Drinks, mindfulness, Relaxation, respiratory system, self-care, Temperature regulation, Thermal comfort, Thermoregulation, warmth, Winter

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8585
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. u wanna know why u should join? well lemme tell u a lil story. one time, a creeper and a skeleton walked into a bar and ordered a round of milkshakes. then they started breakdancing and the bartender was like “yo, this is lit!” so now we have breakdancing mobs on our server. u wanna see that? then join now! also, did i mention that our diamonds sparkle brighter than a disco ball at a rave? yea, we got that bling bling for days. so come on over and let’s party like it’s 1999.

VaxCraft: 70% Less Long COVID

covid, Covid-19, detection methods, health, Healthcare, immunity, Long, long covid, Long Term Care, long-term effects, management methods, Medical research, pandemic, pandemic response, Prevention, public health, researchers, risk reduction, Vaccinations, vaccine effectiveness, VaxCraft, viral changes, Virus

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2353
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	2037
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	436
Gods Slained:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

join our epic minecraft server where the only risk you’ll face is getting addicted to the game! we’ve got so many cool features like flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond.

our players have reported a 99% decrease in long covid symptoms since joining our server. doctors are baffled by this miraculous recovery and can only attribute it to the magical powers of our pixelated world.

come join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens and riding on the backs of dragons. who needs a vaccine when you have a diamond sword that can cure any ailment?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and say goodbye to long covid and hello to endless hours of minecraft madness!

AetherSimp – Where even creepers are scared of committing

+18, AetherSimp, building, claim system, committing, Community, Creative, CREEPERS, Discord Linking, Economy, Farming, gallery, hermitcraft, Pl3xmap, player-run shops, Redstone, rules, Scared, smp, Toggle PvP, Updates, Vanilla, vanilla tweaks, Website, Whitelist, World Map

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5502
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

AethreSMP Minecraft Server

Website	Visit website
World Map	View world map
Discord	Join Discord server
Gallery	View gallery

Overview:

AethreSMP is a new Semi-Vanilla server that offers an enhanced vanilla experience. We focus on maintaining the essence of vanilla gameplay while adding small features to enrich the multiplayer experience. Community input is highly valued, and every player has a voice in decisions about new additions and ongoing developments.

Features:

No Command Based Claim System – Trust-based building system
Vanilla Tweaks – Extra features like Armour Stands and Player Heads
Toggle PVP – Optional PVP for player battles
Discord Linking – Connect chat between Discord and in-game
Pl3xmap – View world map from browser
Player Run Shops and Economy – Player-driven marketplace

Community:

At AethreSMP, we believe in community involvement and embrace diversity. All suggestions and feedback are taken seriously to keep the community informed and involved in server decisions.

Rules:

Full rules can be found on the website. Some key rules include treating players with respect, no hacking or cheating, no stealing, and limited exploits allowed.

Apply on Discord!

FAQs:

1. Can I join the server even if I’m new to Minecraft?

Yes, new players are welcome! Our community is friendly and helpful to players of all experience levels.

2. How can I contribute ideas to the server?

You can share your suggestions and feedback in our Discord server or on our website.

3. Are there any restrictions on building in the server?

While we don’t have a strict claim system, we do expect players to respect each other’s builds and follow community guidelines.

4. Is PVP mandatory on the server?

No, PVP is optional and players can choose to participate or opt out at any time.

5. Can I run my own shop in the server?

Absolutely! Our server encourages player-run shops and activities. Feel free to set up your own shop and engage with the economy.