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TechNostalgia Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	250
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Mines Excavated:	1283	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the stone age? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of ancient and modern technology! We still use dial-up internet to give you that authentic 90s gaming experience. And forget about fancy shaders and texture packs, we exclusively play in black and white to really make those creepers pop! Join us for a wild ride through time and see if you can survive in our wacky world of outdated tech!

BoomerCraft

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4026
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	4959
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you still using a potato-powered computer from the Stone Age? Well, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server runs on a hamster wheel generator, ensuring that you’ll never run out of power (as long as the hamster keeps running, of course).

Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.

But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!

CraftyCouples Minecraft Server

apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, clothes, Communication, control, Cosmetics, CraftyCouples, decoration, Fragrance, Gifts, Help, Interference, Keys, love language, Minecraft, overstepping, personal space, relationship, Respect, sensitivity, Server, Suggestions

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8233
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Crops Grown:	7281	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Magic Items Found:	5717
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mines Excavated:	1123	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can build your own empire without anyone interfering? Join our server for the ultimate independence experience! No more boyfriends rearranging your virtual furniture or suggesting unnecessary kitchen supplies. On our server, you are the master of your own domain.

Imagine waking up in your Minecraft world, ready to conquer the day, only to find your virtual boyfriend trying to change the water pressure in your virtual shower because it’s “too high”. Say goodbye to unwanted interference and hello to complete creative freedom.

Don’t let anyone shake nervously over spare keys on our server – it’s all about you and your building skills. So if you’re tired of being told where to place your virtual chair or which fragrance to use, join our server now and build to your heart’s content. Because in this world, it’s all about you, baby!

FryFailsGrandpaCraft

aita, communication breakdown, cooking from scratch, cooking skills, family bonding, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, family relationships, family traditions, feeling inadequate, feeling misunderstood, french fries, FryFailsGrandpaCraft, generational differences, intergenerational conflict, learning new skills, parental expectations, summer vacation, teenage struggles, telling my grandfather

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3973
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even making French fries from scratch can lead to family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when my grandfather made me watch him make French fries and blamed my mom for not teaching me how to cook.

But don’t worry, on this server, we’ll teach you everything you need to know about crafting, building, and surviving in the world of Minecraft. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some family secrets along the way. So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together!

PixelPolyglot

Communication, culture, education, Fluency, language acquisition, language fluency, language immersion, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic abilities, linguistics, MONEY, Multilingual, personal growth, PixelPolyglot, polyglot, skill development, Time

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	371
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Buildings Constructed:	33	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of speaking the same old boring language? Join our Minecraft server and learn the language of the Endermen! That’s right, you’ll be chatting it up with those creepy tall guys in no time. Who needs Spanish or French when you can be fluent in Enderman gibberish?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking pigs who will teach you Pig Latin like you’ve never heard before. Imagine the looks on your friends’ faces when you start oinking out complex sentences like a pro.

So why waste your time on traditional languages when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and become a linguistic master of the weirdest languages around? Trust us, it’ll be a hoot!

SpyWhaleCraft

#intelligence gathering, Animal Behavior, Arctic, Beluga whale, cold war, conservation, environmental impact, Espionage, espionage tactics, Intelligence Operations, Marine Biology, marine ecology, marine life, marine mammal, mysterious death, norway, Russian Spy, SpyWhaleCraft, Surveillance, underwater communication, wildlife

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1503
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Void Gems Collected:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join, man. we got beluga whales spying for russia and stuff. like, imagine swimming in the ocean and seeing a beluga whale with a little spy hat on, trying to blend in with the other fish. it’s wild, man.

and get this, the beluga whale was found dead near norway. like, what was it doing there? was it on a secret mission? did it get caught and have to sacrifice itself for the greater good? who knows, man.

if you wanna be part of this crazy world where even the marine animals are getting in on the espionage game, then you gotta join this server. who knows what other secrets are waiting to be uncovered. come join us and be part of the madness.

CraftyVShojo+ Server

Apricot, CraftyVShojo, froot, geega, hajime, haruka, henya, Hime, Ironmouse, Karibu, kson, kuro, Mata, Matarakan, mel, MICHI, Mouse, projektmelody, Server, vshojo, Vtubers, zen

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8352
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Farms Harvested:	744
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the Sexy Stretching Edition where we stretch our creativity to the limits (and maybe our muscles too, who knows).

Imagine a world where VShojo and vtubers reign supreme, where Froot is the queen of apricots and GEEGA is the master of geese (yes, geese). Haruka will serenade you with her karaoke skills, while Henya will blow your mind with her genius inventions (like a toaster that also makes ice cream, because why not?). Hime will lead you on epic quests, Kson will be your trusty sidekick, and Kuro will be the mysterious stranger who always shows up at the right moment.

But beware of Mata, the mischievous prankster, Mel the mischief-maker, and Michi the mischief-manifestor. And don’t forget about Mouse, the iron-willed warrior who never backs down from a challenge. PartyZen will keep the peace (or try to, at least).

So why join this Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a community dedicated to discussing Kson’s favorite snacks, Henya’s latest experiments, and Mouse’s epic subathons? Plus, we have a secret club for hardcore fans of each member, because why not?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us on this wild adventure. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in this wacky world of VShojo and vtubers. Just remember to stretch first, because things are about to get seriously silly.

StableCraft SMP – Vince’s Hoof-tastic Hangout

Hangout, Hooftastic, smp, StableCraft, Vince’s favorite stable, Vinces

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9363
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ores Mined:	9552	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Villages Defended:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Buildings Constructed:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17

Welcome to Vince’s favorite stable, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, drama, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry mobs for days. Another time, a prank war broke out that involved turning the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with llamas. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to build a roller coaster that ended up launching players into the stratosphere.

But hey, that’s just a taste of what you can expect on Vince’s favorite stable. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but boring, come join us and see what kind of ridiculous shenanigans we can get into together. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and maybe question your sanity a little bit.

SuitCraftWedding

attire, Bridesmaid, brother, clothing, dresses, family, fashion, feminine, formal wear, Gender norms, masculine, personal choice, Preferences, Style, Suit, SuitCraftWedding, Wedding, wedding attire, wedding dress, wedding outfit, wedding planning

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6864
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Love Letters Sent:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of being forced to wear frilly, fluffy dresses that make you feel like a fridge-shaped grandma or a slutty stripper? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and express your unique style with an undercut, dyed hair, and a love for all things fruity. No dresses or skirts required – in fact, we encourage you to rock a button down with a corset and dress pants just like our fearless leader.

We support all forms of self-expression, whether you’re fully masculine or just prefer to be more masculine presenting in your clothing. And don’t worry about ruining anyone’s “perfect wedding plans” – on our server, you can wear a suit or a tux to your heart’s content without any judgment.

So come on over and join our wacky, wild Minecraft community where you can be yourself and let your creativity shine! No frilly dresses allowed, only pants that flow enough to pass as a dress – because who says you can’t have the best of both worlds?

CraftyCompliments

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	592
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

Are you tired of boring old compliments like “nice build” or “great job mining”? Well, on our server, you’ll receive compliments like “your pickaxe skills are out of this world” and “your crafting abilities are so legendary, they should be in a Minecraft history book!” Join us and bask in the glory of the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard in your Minecraft life!

What is the IP for EYstreem Minecraft Server?

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1518
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Enchantments Applied:	255	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Eystreem is a popular YouTube content creator known for his gaming videos, particularly in the Minecraft community. He has gained a large following for his entertaining and educational content, including tutorials, Let’s Play videos, and mod showcases. Eystreem is also known for his creative builds and engaging commentary style, making him a beloved figure among Minecraft fans.

HeroVillain Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7681
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the villains are always villains and the heroes are always heroes? Well, look no further because on our server, the villain turned out to be a hero all along! That’s right, our evil overlord actually just wanted to bake cookies for everyone and the hero was just trying to steal them all for himself. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through this topsy-turvy world where nothing is as it seems. Plus, rumor has it that the chickens can talk and the cows can breakdance. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!