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VoteCraft: Funniest Election Outcomes Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4883
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Are you tired of boring old elections deciding the fate of the world? Well, join our Minecraft server where the most outrageous election outcomes happen on a daily basis!

Picture this: Pennsylvania goes blue by only 10k votes, all thanks to Bad Bunny’s last-minute endorsement. And that’s not all, the election ends up tied, leading to a Trump-Walz administration ruling the land. Can you imagine the chaos?

But wait, there’s more! In our server, anything can happen, like Harris losing Michigan because Muslims decided to vote green. It’s a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest election outcomes you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history!

Healthcare Is A Scam But We Still Play Minecraft

AMERICANS, Healthcare, healthcare comparison, healthcare costs, healthcare costs comparison, healthcare disparities, healthcare expenses, healthcare outcomes, healthcare outcomes comparison, healthcare performance, healthcare quality, healthcare quality comparison, healthcare services, healthcare services comparison, healthcare spending, healthcare spending comparison, healthcare system, healthcare system comparison, Minecraft, outcomes, peer countries, Play, scam

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6826
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Crops Grown:	3758	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

lolz come join our minecraft server where we promise u better outcomes than americans get in healthcare! we got potions that can cure any ailment, even if u fall off a cliff or get attacked by a zombie. our doctors are actually witches who can heal u with a flick of their wand. plus, we have a secret underground hospital where u can get surgery from a team of expert villagers. come join us and say goodbye to crappy healthcare and hello to a world where u can respawn and heal instantly.

Sick Days Are Sacred – Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Emeralds Found:	3456	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Ores Mined:	8570
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell you, it’s like the coolest place ever. like, we have diamond blocks raining from the sky and creepers that give you hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like a magical wonderland of awesomeness.

but wait, there’s more! if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about getting sick again. that’s right, our virtual doctors will cure you with a potion of instant health whenever you start feeling under the weather. no more missing work or feeling guilty for not being at your best.

and get this, on our server, you can steal all the diamonds you want without any consequences. that’s right, no one will judge you for taking what you want. it’s a thief’s paradise, baby.

plus, if you join our server, you’ll never have to deal with annoying coworkers again. you can mute them or even ban them from the server if they start getting on your nerves. no more drama, just pure minecraft bliss.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience a world where anything is possible. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Clean Craft Fun: Infant Health Boost

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5147
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL LITERALLY SAVE LIVES? WELL, LOOK NO FURTHER, BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIKE THE SWACHH BHARAT MISSION, BUT FOR MINECRAFT!

JOIN US AND WITNESS THE MAGICAL REDUCTION OF INFANT AND CHILD MORTALITY THROUGH THE POWER OF BUILDING BLOCKS AND CREEPERS! OUR FINDINGS SHOW THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER WILL MAKE YOU HEALTHIER AND STRONGER!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND BECOME A MINECRAFT HERO, SAVING LIVES ONE BLOCK AT A TIME! #BLOCKS4LIFE #SAVETHESHEEP

PixelLove: Where Casual and Commitment Coexist

Casual, Casual Sex, Challenges, Coexist, Commitment, Dimensions, idea.., influence, long-term commitment, outcomes, PixelLove, relationship desires, romantic behaviors, SEPARATE, spectrum, study, Understanding

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5080
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3

so, like, u know how u always gotta choose between casual sex or long-term commitment on other servers? well, not on this one, bro. we got a whole new dimension of relationship desires goin’ on here. u can have ur cake and eat it too, ya know?

imagine this: u meet a cute player in the game and u wanna have some casual fun, but then u start catchin’ feelings and u wanna build a whole castle together. well, on this server, u can do both! u can have ur casual flings AND ur long-term relationships all in one place. it’s like a romantic rollercoaster, dude.

so come join us on this crazy server where relationship desires are all over the place. who knows, u might just find ur minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in pixelated bliss. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

PostdictableCraft

Certainty, Events, Foresight, Future, Guessing, Happening, hindsight, occurrence, outcomes, postdictable, PostdictableCraft, predictable, Probability, realization, speculation, Surprise, uncertainty

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3718
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4937	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Holy Grails Found:	5

LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE WE MAKE PREDICTABLE THINGS POSTDICTABLE! LIKE, YOU CAN PREDICT THAT YOU’LL HAVE A BLAST, BUT THEN YOU’LL BE LIKE “WHOA, THAT WAS EVEN BETTER THAN I THOUGHT!” WE GOT PIGS THAT FLY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE, IT’S A WILD RIDE, BRO. PLUS, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE LIKE, SO RARE, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU WON THE LOTTERY EVERY TIME YOU FIND ONE. COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE UNPREDICTABLY POSTDICTABLE!

TrickyValveSurvivalAI

Artificial Intelligence, cardiovascular health, data analysis, healthcare advancements, Healthcare Technology, Heart Disease, long term, machine learning, Medical research, Methods, outcomes, patient care, Patients, predictive modeling, Surgical procedures, survival pattern, treatment options, TrickyValveSurvivalAI, tricuspid regurgitation, valve repair, valve replacement

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2543
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Buildings Constructed:	37	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magic Items Found:	1880	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit it will make ur brain explode? well, look no further cuz this server is like a rollercoaster ride of epicness.

imagine a world where tricuspid regurgitation is treated with valve repair or valve replacement, but instead of boring medical stuff, we interpret the survival pattern using artificial intelligence methods. like, what even is that? who cares, it sounds cool!

join this server and be a part of the most mind-blowing experiment ever conducted in minecraft history. u will be on the edge of ur seat as u witness the outcomes of patients being treated in ways u never thought possible.

plus, there’s a secret level where u can battle giant tricuspid regurgitation monsters and save the world from certain doom. u won’t find this kind of action anywhere else, so join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

QuantumCraft: Insane Adventures

Adventures, behavior patterns, belief systems, CHANGE, cognitive dissonance, different results, Expectations, habits, INSANE, Insanity, irrationality, mental health, mindset, outcomes, patterns, perspective, quantum physics, quantum world, QuantumCraft, Reality, repeating actions, Repetition, same thing twice

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	249
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Astral Projections Made:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND AND MAKE YOU QUESTION REALITY ITSELF? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT SPIDER THAT SHOOTS LASER BEAMS FROM ITS EYES! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! LASER BEAM SHOOTING SPIDERS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! EVER WANTED TO FIGHT A DRAGON MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF CHEESE? WELL, NOW YOU CAN! AND IF YOU DEFEAT IT, YOU GET UNLIMITED CHEESE FOR LIFE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS ACTUALLY LOCATED IN AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION WHERE PIGS CAN FLY AND CREEPERS GIVE HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING? IT’S TRUE! YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE!

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE INSANITY LIKE NEVER BEFORE! JUST REMEMBER, ONCE YOU JOIN, THERE’S NO TURNING BACK! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

RegretCraft: Noobs Welcome!

acceptance, Choices, consequences, emotions, good decisions, hindsight, judgment, learning, MISTAKES, moving forward, Noobs, outcomes, personal growth, rationality, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second guessing, SELF AWARENESS, self-doubt, uncertainty

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5336
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	251
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build a house out of diamond blocks and ride a pig into battle against a giant zombie chicken. u can also find a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy where u can eat ur way to victory.

if u join now, u will receive a pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes and can fly u to the moon for a disco party with aliens.

but beware, there is a hidden dungeon filled with evil llamas who will challenge u to a dance-off for the chance to win a magical sword that can turn ur enemies into chickens.

so come on, join the madness and make good decisions that u will definitely regret later on!

FlounderCraft vs FlourishCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7017
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like a flounder flopping around on dry land? Well, look no further, because our server is where you’ll truly flourish like a majestic sea creature swimming in the ocean!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to build, mine, and prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible.

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts, where players can uncover hidden loot and riches beyond their wildest dreams. And rumor has it, there’s a mythical diamond unicorn roaming the server, granting wishes to those who can catch it!

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience the most absurdly fun Minecraft gameplay around? Come on, dive in and see why one flounders while the other flourishes – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

/Mouse/ – Ironmouse General Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3224
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to the Cutie Patootie Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us at /mouse/ – Ironmouse General for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, rumor has it that Ironmouse herself is chilling in our server, ready to play some Minecraft with you. Can you imagine building a castle with Ironmouse by your side? Epic!

But that’s not all! We have exclusive access to a secret dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers in the game. It’s like finding a unicorn in a haystack!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking creeper or ride a rainbow unicorn into battle. The possibilities are endless on /mouse/ – Ironmouse General!

Stay Awake Minecraft SMP Enter Mode

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7475
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Endless Night Skies:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, on our server, if you stay awake long enough, you can enter a new mode of being! That’s right, you’ll transcend into a Minecraft god and have powers beyond your wildest dreams. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? No problem. Want to turn your enemies into chickens? Easy peasy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Find and tame this majestic bird to become the richest player on the server.

Join us now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Just remember to stock up on coffee and energy drinks, because you’ll need to stay awake for a loooong time to unlock the full potential of our server. See you there, sleepyheads!

TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP

ADVANTAGE, Awareness, Development, education, empowerment, hindsight, INFORMATION, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Maturity, opportunity, personal growth, perspective, Preparation, Reflection, self improvement, success, teen years, TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP, wisdom

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1976
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Runes Activated:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Do you wish you had the secret knowledge to dominate the game like a pro? Well, look no further because our SMP server is here to give you the advantage you never knew you needed!

Join our server and discover the hidden secrets of Minecraft that will make you the envy of all your friends. From finding diamond ore in every block you mine to taming a pet dragon that will protect you from creepers, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with rare items and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server now and start your journey to becoming the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history!

CheeseburgerCraft

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1693
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	8085	Dimension Hops:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only cheat meal you can have is a sad salad? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a buffet of fast food cheat meals that will make your taste buds dance with joy! From towering burgers to cheesy pizzas, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Nugget Mountain, where you can mine for nuggets of gold (literally) to become the richest player in the land. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into the Milkshake Ocean and swim with the friendly Creeper fish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in the most delicious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, your diet won’t stand a chance against our cheat meal paradise!

EmoCraft: No Care Taking

care, EmoCraft

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5731
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Dimension Hops:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

so, like, u need a place to let out all ur emotions, right? well, this server is the perfect place for u! we got crazy builds that will make u laugh, cry, and maybe even pee ur pants a little. join us and let all ur emotions out in the most epic way possible. plus, we have a secret therapy room where u can scream into the void and no one will judge u. come join us and let it all out, baby!

Latina Queen Minecraft Server

Beautiful, CONFIDENT, culture, Diversity, Empowered, ethnicity, family, female, heritage, Hispanic, Identity, Language, Latin American, latina, Minecraft, Proud, Queen, Server, she’s latina, Spanish, STRONG, Traditions, WOMAN

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6272
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Villages Defended:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	9515
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner is a sassy Latina who will keep you on your toes with her fiery personality and love for building epic structures.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They will trade you rare items in exchange for protection from the evil sheep gang that roams the land.

If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful, though, because the Chicken Mafia is always on the lookout to steal it for themselves.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llama mafia). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game

bug, Caution, corrupt admins, Cyber Security, Dive, Dungeon, full, full dive VR, Game, Gaming, glitch, guys, immersive experience, logout button, Minecraft, multiplayer, Mystery, mystery dungeon game, nope, online gaming, Play, player safety, private servers, role-playing game, smp, Technology, trapped ingame, virtual reality, virtual world, weird mods

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2898
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Hey there gamers, are you tired of getting trapped in virtual worlds with no way out? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the logout button actually works (most of the time) and our admins are only slightly corrupt.

We’ve got a wild community of players who have survived the most insane mods you can imagine. From exploding chickens to flying creepers, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter. But hey, at least you won’t be stuck in a VR mystery dungeon with no way out, right?

So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky admins and their shenanigans. Trust us, it’s worth it for the laughs.

NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

annoyance, Communication, Explaining, Frustration, Minecraft, Misconception, NoobsDontDigStraightDown, patience, repeating, smp, tired, Understanding

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9607
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Emeralds Found:	6980
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t joined the most epic Minecraft SMP server yet? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is jealous! We have diamond rain falling from the sky, creeper fireworks every night, and a secret underground base where Notch himself hangs out and crafts golden apples for all the players. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server! Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!

MinecraftAfterDark

adult humor, animated, cartoon, Clever, comedy, double entendre, Entertainment, funny, hidden message, humor, humor for adults, inappropriate, JOKE, kids show, mature content, MinecraftAfterDark, NSFW, RISQUE, Suggestive, television, Witty

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Are you tired of boring, family-friendly Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Join us for a chance to build giant phallic structures, engage in epic battles with pixelated nudity, and explore a world where the only limit is your dirty imagination. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner adult humor run wild!

LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%

Baltic states, current events, Democracy, democracy in action, eastern europe, election results, electoral system, general election, Government, Lithuania, LithuanianCraft, News, political change, political leadership, political parties, Political process, Politics, progressive, Social Democrats, SocialDemSlay90, voter turnout, Voting

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6820
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the social democrats are taking over Lithuania? like, they have 90% of the votes counted and they are totally dominating the game. come join us and be part of this crazy political revolution in the minecraft world. who knew politics could be so lit in a blocky world? come build your own political party and see if you can overthrow the social democrats. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. join now and let’s see who will be the ultimate ruler of this minecraft server!