Join our server and build your own empire without any pesky siblings trying to mooch off your hard work. With our virtual real estate, you can create the ultimate kingdom and rule it with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, your choice).
Forget about family shunning and shame, on our server, you are the king (or queen) and no one can tell you what to do with your assets. So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to mine for diamonds or explore the Nether. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with entitled siblings!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who have taken over the virtual world in a quest for world domination. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their fluffy reign? The choice is yours!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique and bizarre as you are, look no further. Join us today and let your inner chuuba shine in all its twisted glory!
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you will have the chance to prove your worthiness for reproduction, unlike in the real world where you are constantly reminded of your inadequacies. Life is good on our server, where you can build, create, and thrive in a supportive and inclusive community.
So why wait? Join us now and leave behind the labels and expectations that society has placed on you. It’s not “over” for you, it’s just the beginning of a new and exciting adventure in the world of Minecraft!
Join our server where being a college dropout, having mental illness, and being on the autism spectrum are not only accepted but celebrated! We welcome all misfits, outcasts, and weirdos with open arms.
Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of not fitting in socially? Where else can you spend your days building virtual worlds and escaping from the judgmental eyes of the real world?
So come on, join us on this wild ride of self-discovery, creativity, and pure insanity. Who needs a lobotomy or to explore the stars when you can spend your best years flirting with a computer on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!
On our server, you can create your own political party, overthrow the government, or just chill with some llamas in a cozy mountain village. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of truth and justice, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether.
So come on, join us and let your political frustrations melt away in a world where anything is possible… as long as you can survive the creeper explosions and zombie hordes, that is. See you in the game, comrade!
Join us and experience the thrill of digging through dirt and mud like a true chud. Build your chud empire and rule over the underground world with an iron fist (or a muddy hand, whatever works for you).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chud King, who will bestow upon you the title of Chud Prince(ss) if you prove yourself worthy. Rumor has it that the Chud King once defeated a dragon with nothing but a pickaxe and a dream.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embrace your inner chud. Who knows, you might just become the next Chud Champion of the Minecraft world!
Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.
Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!
So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own civilization deep within the caves. Will you be the one to discover their hidden world and join forces with them to conquer the overworld? Only time will tell!
So what are you waiting for? Leave those chuds behind and come join us on the most fur-tastic Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might just find your furry soulmate in the process!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a Minotaur appears and challenges you to a duel. Or maybe you stumble upon a hidden temple filled with treasure guarded by a pack of angry Cyclops. And don’t even get me started on the epic boss battles that await you in our server.
But that’s not all! Our server also has custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a griffin, summon a kraken to do your bidding, and even transform into a powerful demigod with god-like powers. Trust me, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of adventure, danger, and plenty of laughs, then join our server today. Who knows what crazy antics and epic battles await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!
1. Our server is so crazy that creepers actually tell jokes before exploding! You’ll die laughing, quite literally.
2. Our players have built a giant statue of a chicken that lays diamond eggs. Yes, you read that right. Diamond eggs.
3. We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons bust a move to funky music. It’s a thriller of a time!
4. The ender dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby and now flies around in a cozy sweater. Who knew dragons had such soft sides?
5. Our server events include a “Build a House out of TNT and Survive” challenge. It’s a blast, literally.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected and a whole lot of laughter.
| SMP Server Information | |
|---|---|
| Server Name | REEL SMP |
| Description | A vanilla Minecraft experience where a community can come together. Striving to go beyond past SMPS by mashing a variety of personalities together to create unique content. |
| Server Release Date | May 13th |
| Server Version | 1.20.4 Paper |
| Server Application | Application Form |
No, you do not need to be a content creator to join the REEL SMP server.
The server is set to be released on May 13th.
The server is using version 1.20.4 Paper.
To apply to join the SMP, fill out the application form at the provided link.
Our server was founded by the Founding Fathers themselves (in Minecraft form, of course) who never used the word “capitalism” because it was made up by a kike. Instead, they built America on the principles of family expansion and conquering shitskins. Who needs money when you have supply and demand, am I right?
Join us and choose whatever political or economic system you want – as long as you’re a functioning White person and women don’t have “rights.” Communism and capitalism are just made-up concepts, but the White Race? That’s real. And so are our enemies.
Experience the thrill of conquest and economic motion on our server as we strive for Total Kike Death, Total Traitor Death, and Total Idiot Death. Once we conquer the Aryan World, we can finally enjoy peace and quiet for around 30 years. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the ultimate Minecraft conquest!
Our server is filled with magical blocks that will help you build the most epic structures known to man. And if you’re feeling extra spicy, you can challenge other players to a build battle and show them who the real pajeet is!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary diamond pickaxe of Pajeet is hidden somewhere in our server. Find it and you’ll be granted with unlimited building powers beyond your wildest dreams!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the world that you’re not just a software dev job loser, you’re a pajeet master of Minecraft!
d13.apexnodes.xyz:23025
| Server IP | VForV.net |
|---|---|
| Server Discord | https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS |
| Version | Java 1.20.4 |
V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands. We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us. We hope to see you soon on V!
| World Border | At 30M |
|---|---|
| Map Resets | No |
| Spawn Area | Random, unprotected |
| Teleportation | No TPA or Sethome |
| Griefing & Killing | Allowed |
| Duping | No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers) |
| Chat Moderation | Not strictly moderated |
| Server Location | Dedicated server hosted in Finland |
Modifications that provide unfair advantages over other players are not allowed. Please check with the admins before using any mods.
Players are free to build wherever they like, as long as they follow the server rules. However, griefing other players’ builds is allowed.
Server events are organized periodically by the admins. Keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements.
| Pros | Cons |
|---|---|
| One of the largest Minecraft servers | Can be overwhelming for new players due to the size and player count |
| Wide variety of minigames and game modes | Can experience lag due to high player count |
| Frequent updates and events | Can be competitive and challenging for casual players |
| Pros | Cons |
|---|---|
| Small and friendly community | Limited number of players compared to larger servers |
| Unique features like ChestSort and Filtered Hoppers | May not have as many minigames or game modes |
| Tool Leveling system for enhanced gameplay | May not have as frequent updates as larger servers |
Hypixel has a much larger player count compared to Fermium MC. Hypixel is one of the largest Minecraft servers, while Fermium MC has a smaller community of around 10 players.
Fermium MC offers unique features like ChestSort and Filtered Hoppers, as well as a Tool Leveling system that enhances gameplay by allowing tools to level up and gain enchants naturally.
For new players, Fermium MC may be a better choice as it has a small and friendly community which can be less overwhelming compared to the larger player count and wide variety of minigames on Hypixel.
1. Our server has a pastebin and a wiki that you MUST read before asking any questions. Why? Because we like to keep things mysterious and confusing, just like Mirage herself.
2. Want to join a clan? We have a directory just for that! But beware, some clans may require you to sacrifice a chicken in real life to join. It’s all part of the fun!
3. Need to buy or sell items? Look no further than our marketplace, where you can haggle with other players and maybe even trade your soul for a rare item.
4. Our server has a DPS calculator, because who doesn’t want to know how much damage they’re dealing to virtual enemies? It’s all about that virtual domination, baby.
5. And last but not least, our current update is called DANTE UNBOUND. What does that even mean? Who knows! But it sounds cool, right?
So come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to sacrifice a chicken for a clan. The possibilities are endless!
Join our server and experience the thrill of building your very own roller coaster that launches you straight into the Nether! Don’t worry, we’ve got fire-resistant armor for that.
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil villagers? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just make sure to bring plenty of carrots for your trusty steed.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of Steve himself! Rumor has it that whoever wields it gains the power to mine through bedrock like it’s butter.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to photobomb your epic builds.