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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 8881 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Towns Built: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Join us and witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and players riding on giant chickens shooting fireballs from their beaks. Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, where you can challenge the legendary Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And if you win, you’ll be rewarded with a pet zombie that will follow you around and do the Macarena on command.
So why are they seething at us? Because they’re just jealous they’re not part of the most outrageous Minecraft server in existence! Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other.