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| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 3610 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Buildings Constructed: | 40 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 | Potions Brewed: | 93 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 907219 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience a world where introverted boyfriends surprise you with Switch Lites just to get some alone time in their computer rooms. Who needs flowers when you can have virtual adventures, am I right?
Our anniversary trips may involve staying home and avoiding human contact, but hey, at least you’ll have a new gaming console to keep you company! And if you ever feel like your significant other is being a bit too introverted, just log on to our server and make some new friends who actually appreciate your extroverted energy.
So come on, join us and let’s build a world where virtual gifts are the new way to say “I need some space”. Who needs real-life presents when you have pixels and blocks to play with? Let’s make some memories that are as wild and unpredictable as this Reddit post!
SSundee, whose real name is Ian Stapleton, is a 
