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MeaslyCraft – Double Trouble!
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU MIGHT CATCH THE MEASLES LIKE ONTARIO! WE GOT 84 NEW PLAYERS JOINING EVERY DAY, DOUBLING OUR COUNT LIKE A CRAZY MINECRAFT VIRUS! COME BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS WITH YOUR MEASLES-IMMUNE SKILLS. TRUST US, YOU DON’T WANT TO MISS OUT ON THIS WILD RIDE! -
BlockBuster Testing Co.
LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we save MILLIONS of lives every day! We got rapid testing for COVID-19 in the game, so you can stay safe while building your blocky empire. We even averted 7 million hospitalisations, cuz we got the best doctors in the Minecraft world! Join now and be a hero in the fight against pandemics, one block at a time! -
Zaire Vaccine Craft – 84% Effective
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly BAM! you get hit with the zaire ebolavirus. but WAIT, don’t freak out just yet, cuz on this server, we’ve got the sickest vaccine that’s like 84% effective at curing you! like, who even needs a golden apple when you’ve got that kind of protection, amirite?join our server for the most epic adventures and the craziest battles against mobs and other players. trust me, you’ll wanna be part of this epic journey to save the world from the zaire ebolavirus. plus, rumor has it that the vaccine gives you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. okay, maybe not the lasers part, but you get the idea.
so what are you waiting for? come join us on this wild ride and let’s conquer minecraft together! #vaccinesaveslives #cureforebolavirus #minecraftmadness
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MoxieCraft Minecraft Server
lol ok so like imagine this: on our server, we got this crazy story where a bunch of zombies called mpox outbreak are takin over Africa and like, if we don’t stop them, the WHOLE WORLD is gonna be in danger. so like, join our server and help us fight off these crazy zombies and save the world! plus, we got like, diamond armor and enchanted swords and stuff so you can look super cool while you’re savin the world. come join us and be a hero, dude! -
CoughCraft: Infant Deaths Edition
come join our minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll die of laughter! literally, our server is so hilarious that nine infants have already died from whooping cough while playing on it. but don’t worry, it’s totally worth it because the cases keep rising and we’re just getting started!we have insane stories like the time a player built a giant toilet and flushed themselves down it, only to end up in a secret underground disco party with dancing creepers. or how about the time someone accidentally turned their house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry zombies trying to eat it?
join us for non-stop laughter, crazy adventures, and a chance to become the next victim of whooping cough. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you die, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

