LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU MIGHT CATCH THE MEASLES LIKE ONTARIO! WE GOT 84 NEW PLAYERS JOINING EVERY DAY, DOUBLING OUR COUNT LIKE A CRAZY MINECRAFT VIRUS! COME BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS WITH YOUR MEASLES-IMMUNE SKILLS. TRUST US, YOU DON’T WANT TO MISS OUT ON THIS WILD RIDE!
MeaslyCraft – Double Trouble!
BlockBuster Testing Co.
LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we save MILLIONS of lives every day! We got rapid testing for COVID-19 in the game, so you can stay safe while building your blocky empire. We even averted 7 million hospitalisations, cuz we got the best doctors in the Minecraft world! Join now and be a hero in the fight against pandemics, one block at a time!ViralCraft: China Outbreak
Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this epic adventure where you can fight off zombies infected with the Human Metapneumovirus!But wait, there’s more! Not only do you get to battle against hordes of infected mobs, but you also get to build your own quarantine base to keep yourself safe. And guess what? The virus is so powerful that it gives you superhuman abilities like flying and shooting fireballs from your hands!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the ultimate virus-fighting hero in this crazy Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
CambodiaCraft: Health Alert Minecraft Server
Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard about this cray cray server that’s hotter than a potato in a volcano? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so lit that even Cambodia is issuing a health alert on it! That’s right, they’re saying it’s like a flu and Covid-19 combined, but in Minecraft form!Join this server if you wanna experience the thrill of battling hMPV outbreaks while building epic structures and fighting off creepers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride! Plus, rumor has it that if you survive the outbreak, you’ll be rewarded with diamonds as rare as a unicorn riding a rainbow.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server in town! Let’s get this party started, baby!
Zaire Vaccine Craft – 84% Effective
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly BAM! you get hit with the zaire ebolavirus. but WAIT, don’t freak out just yet, cuz on this server, we’ve got the sickest vaccine that’s like 84% effective at curing you! like, who even needs a golden apple when you’ve got that kind of protection, amirite?join our server for the most epic adventures and the craziest battles against mobs and other players. trust me, you’ll wanna be part of this epic journey to save the world from the zaire ebolavirus. plus, rumor has it that the vaccine gives you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. okay, maybe not the lasers part, but you get the idea.
so what are you waiting for? come join us on this wild ride and let’s conquer minecraft together! #vaccinesaveslives #cureforebolavirus #minecraftmadness
MoxieCraft Minecraft Server
lol ok so like imagine this: on our server, we got this crazy story where a bunch of zombies called mpox outbreak are takin over Africa and like, if we don’t stop them, the WHOLE WORLD is gonna be in danger. so like, join our server and help us fight off these crazy zombies and save the world! plus, we got like, diamond armor and enchanted swords and stuff so you can look super cool while you’re savin the world. come join us and be a hero, dude!PakCraft: Virus-Free Zone!
OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT DIAMONDS GROWIN ON TREES AND CREEPERS THAT GIVE U HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING! PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT!ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE A PET DRAGON THAT BREATHES RAINBOWS AND POOPS OUT GOLD BARS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! AND IF U JOIN NOW, U GET A FREE UNICORN MOUNT THAT CAN FLY TO THE MOON AND BACK!
OH, AND BTW, OUR SERVER HAS BEEN INFECTED WITH THE MPOX VIRUS FROM PAKISTAN, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT JUST MAKES EVERYTHING MORE EPIC AND CRAZY! SO WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS NOW!
CoughCraft: Infant Deaths Edition
come join our minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll die of laughter! literally, our server is so hilarious that nine infants have already died from whooping cough while playing on it. but don’t worry, it’s totally worth it because the cases keep rising and we’re just getting started!we have insane stories like the time a player built a giant toilet and flushed themselves down it, only to end up in a secret underground disco party with dancing creepers. or how about the time someone accidentally turned their house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry zombies trying to eat it?
join us for non-stop laughter, crazy adventures, and a chance to become the next victim of whooping cough. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you die, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!