| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 9296 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 3068 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 18 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
The server is only accessible from the launcher!
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 7267 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 |
Plus, our server has a secret potion that can make you invincible in PvP battles – no need to overdose on over the counter pills to escape your woes, just chug this potion and watch as your enemies flee in fear! So come join us and leave your real-life drama behind, because on our server, the only heart attacks you’ll have are from all the excitement of playing on the best Minecraft server ever!
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 1457 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 194 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally built a house made entirely out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese! And guess what? The house attracted a horde of hungry mice who ended up throwing a wild party inside. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! We have players who ride pigs into battle, build roller coasters that defy gravity, and even dress up as plain dolls just for fun. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of ours.
So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and laughter, join us now! Just post your Steam profile and be prepared for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 2831 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy.
But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret potion that will make any woman you find interesting have to deal with you. That’s right, no more awkward first dates or rejection letters – just pure, unadulterated mind control.
So come on down to our server and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get into. Just be careful not to get too caught up in the madness, or you might never want to leave!
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 3985 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 32 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 9424 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 4045 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 17 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6405 | Magic Items Found: | 4340 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 |
Imagine building epic structures in Minecraft by day and browsing Nhentai bookmarks by night, all while keeping up appearances as a jock in your social circle. Our server is the perfect place for you to let your nerdy side shine while still flexing those muscles at the gym.
So come join us and show the world that you can be a Chad in Minecraft and a weeb at heart. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some fellow closet nerds to bond with over your shared love of Mongolian Stopmotion Forums. Join now and let your inner bodysnatcher take control!
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 97 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Deviate is a Minecraft server focused on the gamemode SoupPVP with a wide variety of features and endless fun. We aim to create one of the best SoupPVP servers out there and also aim to be a server with no corruption and helpful staff.
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| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 3899 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 111 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 24 |
Imagine a world where your sim can go on epic adventures, build insane structures, and even get railed in all holes using outrageous mods. It’s a virtual playground where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Who knows what kind of mischief your sim will get into next? The only way to find out is to jump in and start playing!
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 987 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 64 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 2982 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Join us for outrageous adventures, like building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat or organizing a sheep fashion show. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
Plus, we have regular events like “Lava Parkour Mondays” and “TNT Cannon Wednesdays” that will test your skills and your sanity. And don’t worry about griefers or trolls, because we have a team of moderators who are as vigilant as a pack of wolves guarding their territory.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat of our lava-filled challenges, then maybe you’re better off building houses in peaceful mode. But where’s the fun in that? Let’s get crafting and laughing together!
