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| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 4942 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
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So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to always remember: sneed hedgies. See you there!
