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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 9546 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 19 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real-world politics and dive into a world where the only wars are fought with pixelated swords and the only economy you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can mine.
Forget about boring policies and ineffective leadership, on our server, the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Plus, rumor has it that our Republican Senate NPCs are great at cutting deals, so you might just find some sweet discounts in our virtual marketplace.
So come on in and join us for a wild ride through a Minecraft world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not you have enough torches to light up your epic castle. See you there!