Out Of Touch MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Cousin’s Canine Care vs Nephew’s Education Dilemma

financial assistance, college fund, overseas trips, personal choice, medical fees

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value dogs over nephews and luxury vacations over college funds! Join us if you want to be part of a community that understands the true importance of brand name bags and overseas trips.

Our server is the perfect place for those who prioritize treating sick dogs over funding college educations. We don’t judge you for favoring your furry friends over your human relatives – in fact, we celebrate it!

So come on over and build your dream world where dogs reign supreme and college funds are a thing of the past. Who needs a degree when you have a loyal pup by your side? Join now and show the world that dogs truly are man’s best friend!

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BoomerCraft SMP

sheltered, backward, uninformed, Clueless, Old fashioned

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the most lit place to be right now! We have like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and our spawn is literally made out of gold blocks. And get this, the owner is a real-life wizard who can summon dragons to protect us from griefers.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host dance parties with villagers and even have a pet creeper that tells jokes. And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins, like one that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns.

So if you want to join a server that’s as crazy as a llama on caffeine, then come join us and experience the most wacky and wild adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away.

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KleptoCraft Minecraft Server

reading, new city, belongings, crafty stuff, Server

Are you tired of dealing with drama and high school mean girls in real life? Then join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be stealing is blocks and diamonds, not your friend’s belongings!

We have a strict “no klepto” policy, so you can build and craft in peace without worrying about someone stealing your hard-earned loot. Plus, our community is full of bookworms, crafters, bakers, and stargazers – no botox parties or boozy brunches here!

Join us for some virtual fun and leave the drama at the door. Who knows, you might even find a group of friends who won’t accuse you of being a criminal just because you like to collect shiny things in-game. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s craft away the stress together!

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DadCraft: Unemployed Edition

job agency, emotions, INDEPENDENCE, unemployed, job market

Are you tired of toxic work environments and ghosting recruiters? Do you want to escape the clutches of out-of-touch boomers? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a chance to escape the job market woes and dive into a world where the only rejection you’ll face is from a creeper exploding in your face. Build your dream job in our virtual world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky block limitations).

Forget about resumes and interviews, on our server, your skills are measured by how quickly you can mine diamonds and build epic structures. And don’t worry about pesky legal restrictions, because in our world, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun.

So leave the job market stress behind and join our server today! Who needs a six-figure job when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe?

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NoMoBdayPartyMC Server

GoFundMe, birthday guest list, birthday present, NoMoBdayPartyMC, Group Chat

Are you tired of boring birthdays that turn into birthweekends? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where every day is a celebration!

Forget about awkward group chats and gofundme pages, on our server, the only gift you need is your presence (and maybe some diamonds).

We promise you won’t have to share a bunk bed with 20+ people, unless that’s your idea of a good time. And don’t worry about missing out on the fun, because we have plenty of rooms available for all your party needs.

So why settle for a remote destination birthday when you can join us for a virtual celebration like no other? Don’t be an asshole, join our server now and let the fun begin!

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Don’t call them Boomers! Call them “people in their Minecraft SMP prime”

people in their 70s, DISRESPECTFUL, Call, intolerant, ENEMY

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t call them Boomers, we call them “people in their 70s” because let’s be real, they’re ancient! These wrinkly old players think they rule the server, but we’re here to show them who’s boss.

Join us if you’re ready to take down these geriatric gamers and show them that their time is up. They wanted the world to revolve around them, but we’re here to shake things up and give them a taste of their own medicine.

Don’t show them a moment of kindness, they are the true enemies of all nations in our Minecraft world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to join the fight against the ultimate bosses of the server – the “people in their 70s”. Let’s show them that age is just a number, but in this case, it’s a number that’s about to get wrecked.

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LiberalCraft Minecraft Server

ineffective policies, EMBARRASSMENT, Biden administration, DNC, Normalization

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any politicians with untreated dementia trying to run the show! Our staff is fully coherent and ready to provide you with the best gaming experience possible.

Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real-world politics and dive into a world where the only wars are fought with pixelated swords and the only economy you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can mine.

Forget about boring policies and ineffective leadership, on our server, the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Plus, rumor has it that our Republican Senate NPCs are great at cutting deals, so you might just find some sweet discounts in our virtual marketplace.

So come on in and join us for a wild ride through a Minecraft world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not you have enough torches to light up your epic castle. See you there!

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SisCrazeCraft

Future, Shit Talking, narcissist, nut job, Unstable

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of family feuds, gossiping cousins, and unexpected twists at every turn.

Imagine a world where taking in your sister and her kids turns into a reality TV show-worthy saga. Witness the chaos as relationships crumble, alliances shift, and kids get packed up faster than you can say “diamonds.”

With rules as strict as a creeper’s explosion radius, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will your sister’s ex gain full custody of the kids? Will your gossip cousin Sandy ever learn to keep her mouth shut? The only way to find out is to join our server and experience the madness for yourself.

So why wait? Join now and dive headfirst into a world where family drama meets Minecraft mayhem. It’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

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MindcraftMadness

lost their mind, mental health, disturbed behavior, disturbed, Insanity

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real crazies hang out! We’ve got players who have legitimately lost their minds and built the most insane creations you’ve ever seen.

Join us if you want to witness a giant chicken riding a roller coaster made of TNT, or a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks (because who needs practicality when you’re ballin’ in diamonds, right?).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has been tamed by one of our players and now acts as their personal bodyguard. So if you want to see some truly wild and wacky stuff, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (or possibly lost forever)!

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CousinClashCraft

Argument, discussion, disagreement, CousinClashCraft, $2000-2500 per night

Are you tired of boring old jobs with crappy pay? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can make $2000-2500 per night of call – and that’s just for playing Minecraft!

Our server is so lucrative, even surgeons are considering quitting their jobs to join us. Just ask our 35-year-old surgeon player who was offered a measly $500 per night of call on another job offer. He was so outraged by the low pay that he got into a heated argument with his cousin over it. But don’t worry, we won’t lowball you like that – join our server and make bank while having a blast!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave those boring jobs behind. Who needs surgery when you can mine for diamonds and get paid like a boss? Join now and start living the high life in the world of Minecraft!

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