Out Of State Wedding MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

WeddingCrasher404

event attendance, honeymoon, once in a lifetime event, memory making, Communication

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and wedding invitations you never wanted!

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can cat sit on your own terms and never have to worry about being ghosted by your friends.

Explore our insane stories and outrageous reasons to join, because who needs a wedding when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

Come join us and create memories with friends who will never forget to invite you to the party – unless you’re a creeper, then you might get blown up. Just kidding, we promise to keep you safe from exploding green monsters.

So why wait for a wedding invitation when you can join our Minecraft server and never have to deal with awkward social situations again? Let’s block and roll, baby!

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ChunkyCousinWheelchairJoy

out of state wedding, Distance, public park, dig into ground, obese cousin

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter.

Imagine a world where you can ride a mobility scooter through a virtual park without any limitations! No need to worry about off-road use or flat tires, just pure fun and excitement.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and enjoy yourself, without any judgment or shame. Embrace the freedom to explore and create your own path, just like pushing a wheelchair through grass and dirt.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where anything is possible, even pushing a six-hundred-pound cousin in a wheelchair across a public park. Let’s make memories that will last a lifetime, or at least until the next server reset!

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Blocky B*tches & Bros Minecraft Server – Where Vindictive Women & Evolutionary Disadvantages Collide!

blocky, Competition, gender, comparison, Women

Tired of dealing with vindictive women in real life? Join our Minecraft server where all players are required to wear diamond armor at all times to protect themselves from potential attacks by scorned exes. Our community is filled with players who understand the importance of mutual respect and support, so you won’t have to worry about anyone bragging about their relationships or putting others down. Plus, our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and escape the drama of the real world!

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Chiya’s Crazy Craft Corner: Where Ujimatsu Rules and Diamonds Drool

reminder, adorable, charming, loyal friend, attractive

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with basic bunnies? Well, look no further because on our server, Chiya Ujimatsu reigns supreme as the sweetest, kindest, most loyal, most beautiful, sexiest, and most feminine bunny of them all! Join us and witness the epic battles between Chiya and her rivals as they compete for the title of ultimate bunny queen. Trust us, you won’t find this level of bunny drama anywhere else. So hop on over to our server and prepare to be amazed by the one and only Chiya Ujimatsu!

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GodlessCraft: Where Your Deity Goes Missing in Action!

faith crisis, existential crisis, Higher power, searching for answers, Spiritual Journey

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our server is where chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild zombie pigs while trying to build your dream castle. Or how about participating in our weekly “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in the most creative way possible?

And if you’re feeling brave, try your luck in our “Haunted Mineshaft” where the ghosts of past players roam and try to steal your diamonds. But hey, who needs diamonds when you can trade with our resident talking llamas who only accept emeralds as payment?

So come on, join us on our server and see if you can survive the madness. Remember, on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

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BoomerCraft: Where age is just a number! Join now and show those youngins how it’s done!

number, senior citizens, societal expectations, Join, age

Are you tired of boring old servers with strict rules about age limits? Well, look no further because on our server, the only age limit is how old you feel in your heart! We’ve had players as old as 100 rocking it in our virtual world, proving that age is just a number when it comes to Minecraft.

Join us and embark on epic quests with players who have seen it all and still have the energy to mine diamonds like a pro. Our community of seasoned gamers will show you the ropes and teach you the ancient art of crafting with a side of wisdom and humor.

So come on, don’t let society dictate how old is too old for gaming. Join our server and let your inner child run wild in a world where age is just a silly concept. Let’s show the world that you’re never too old to build a pixelated empire!

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CheekyCraft: Where even the creepers are into cuckolding! Join us for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft!

Minecraft, Ride, FANTASY, taboo, Boundaries

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that really spices things up? Look no further! Our server is perfect for all you newly minted cuckolds out there.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through a world where anything goes. Build your own cuckoo clock tower, mine for cuckoo eggs, and even participate in our weekly cuckoo costume contests.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Cuckoo King, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of new recruits. Will you be the one to catch his eye and earn a coveted spot in his cuckoo army?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s truly cuckoo for cuckolding, look no further. Join us today and let the cuckoo madness begin!

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Blocky Blunders: Tel Aviv Edition

#prayforTelAviv, Blunders, fear, SECURITY, Attack

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a nuke hitting Tel Aviv? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll blow your mind (but hopefully not literally like that nuke). Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even some unexpected explosions (just kidding…hopefully). Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see if you can survive the madness!

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SmugCraft: Where Even the Creepers Are Smugger Than You

disdainful, self-assured, pretentious, Narcissistic, stuck up

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs ride around on flying llamas and the creepers wear top hats and monocles.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Smug Motherfucker, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or try your luck at our parkour course that’s suspended in the sky? Just make sure to bring your diamond armor and a bucket of water, because things tend to get a little… explosive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for the Smug Motherfucker – he’s always watching.

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NormalCraft: Where low self esteem meets sissy fetishes in a hilarious Minecraft world!

fetishism, seeking help, low self-esteem, self-acceptance, Identity

Are you tired of being a sissy in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your inner warrior come out to play. Our virtual world will help you shed that sissy image and become the alpha you were always meant to be. No more low self-esteem, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to sissydom forever!

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