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DadJokeDramaCraft

authority figure, Coach, coaches assistant, dad passed, DadJokeDramaCraft, DISRESPECTFUL, Dive, fuming, Grief, inappropriate, JOKE, look up to, main set, out of shape, Sloppy, Struggling, swim practice, Trust, UNACCEPTABLE, weight gain

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2461
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Emeralds Found:	2752
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can dive into a world of blocks and build your own paradise! Just like the OP’s dive off the blocks at swim practice, our server may start off slow and sloppy, but with practice, you’ll be diving into epic adventures in no time!

Join us and leave behind the haters and drama llamas of the real world. Our server is a place where you can let your creativity run wild and build whatever your heart desires. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will lift you up, unlike that coach’s assistant who made a tasteless joke.

So come on, join us on this epic Minecraft journey and leave the haters behind. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures and build your own world? See you on the server, where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

GrannyCraftCareWars

care options, coldness, dna testing, emotional attachment, emotional boundaries, family dynamics, family estrangement, family history, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, foster care, foster family, GrannyCraftCareWars, legal responsibilities, maternal grandparents, Parental Responsibility, relationship boundaries, Shaming, sibling bonds, sibling relationships

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6934
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Ores Mined:	4861	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as messy as your parents’ divorce? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you question your own family dynamics.

Why should you join? Well, just like how DNA tests revealed family secrets in the real world, our server will reveal secrets and scandals that will leave you shooketh. Who knows, you might even discover a long-lost sibling or two!

Don’t want the responsibility of raising a virtual child on our server? No worries, we’ve got you covered. Just like how OP refused to take care of their mom’s love child, you can also avoid any unwanted familial obligations in our virtual world.

So, come join us and experience the thrill of family drama without any of the real-life consequences. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to escape to? Remember, family is optional, but fun is guaranteed on our server!

UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Analysis, army chief, Capture, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, estimates, Geopolitical, Invasion, long term, Loss, Military, Minecraft, Regions, resistance, russia, Server, strategy, Troops, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, War

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3037
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

lol join this server or russia will come for u like they want ukraine!!! we got epic battles and wars that will make ur head spin like a crazy chicken!!! u gotta join now or u will be stuck in a bunker for 5 years with no snacks!!! our army chief is a pro at minecraft so u know u gonna have a good time!!! come join the chaos and let’s take down russia together, one block at a time!!! #minecraftwarriors #russiabeware #joinorbedoomed

DragonCraft: Klan-Free Zone

advising, discrimination, DragonCraft, extremism, extremist ideology, far right, Former Ku Klux Klan, grand dragon, Groups, hate crimes, hate group, Hate Speech, irish, KlanFree, nationalist, political extremism, racism, radical right, radicalization, supremacist, White Supremacy, Xenophobia, Zone

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9848
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Emeralds Found:	7167
Falling into the Void:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like totally cray cray? well, guess what, this server is so wild that even the former grand dragon of the Ku Klux Klan is like, advising some far-right groups in Ireland. like, what even is happening, right?

but don’t worry, this server is all about peace and love and building stuff with blocks. like, who cares about all that real world drama when u can just chill and mine for diamonds, amirite? plus, the grand dragon dude is probs just here for the sick PvP battles and building competitions.

so, like, if u wanna join a server that’s got it all – drama, excitement, and a touch of insanity – then this is the place for u. come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, because why not? it’s minecraft, baby!

PandaCraft: Survival of the Cutest

adaptation, Animal Behavior, Biodiversity, conservation, cuteness, CUTEST, ecology, Endangered species, Environmental Science, Evolution, evolution theory, evolutionary biology, evolutionary psychology, natural selection, Nature, PandaCraft, Pandas, Survival, Traits, wildlife, wildlife conservation, zoology

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7877
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the cutest place ever, man. we got pandas everywhere, just chillin and bein adorable. like, they’re so cute that you’ll wanna hug your screen, bro.

and get this, the pandas on this server are, like, super smart. they’ve, like, evolved their cuteness to, like, survive and stuff. they can, like, build houses and mine for diamonds. it’s, like, crazy, man.

plus, we got this one panda named bob. he’s, like, the leader of the pandas and he’s, like, a total boss. he’s got this epic backstory where he, like, saved the entire server from a zombie apocalypse. it was, like, intense, bro.

so, if you wanna hang out with some cute, smart pandas and hear epic stories about bob the panda hero, then, like, join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

TestosteroneCraft: Narcissistic Realms

2D:4D finger length ratios, Adulthood, Behavior, biological basis, Development, estrogen, gender differences, Gender Identity, hormones, human biology, narcissism, Narcissistic, narcissistic traits, new findings, personality traits, prenatal exposure, Psychology, Realms, research, Scientific evidence, study, TESTOSTERONE, TestosteroneCraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Void Gems Collected:	26	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

so like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. like, if you wanna join a server that will make you feel like a total narcissist, this is the place for you.

we did some research, like, real scientific stuff, and found out that playing on our server can totally boost your testosterone and estrogen levels. and like, that means you’ll become the most narcissistic player in all of Minecraft.

imagine strutting around the server, flexing your virtual muscles and showing off your epic builds. everyone will be like, “wow, that player is so full of themselves, but in a totally awesome way.”

so, if you wanna be the biggest narcissist in the Minecraft universe, join our server now. trust us, it’s gonna be a totally ego-boosting experience.

Arkanos

24/7, Anarchy, ArkanosMC, BUILD, Casino, chance, Community, Economy, Experience, Explore, Factions, games, Gaming, KitPvP, Minecraft, Mines, Possibilities, Prizes, PvP, Resource, Staff, Survival, Thrive, Treasures, Vanilla, vibrant, world

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8754
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Love Letters Sent:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Welcome to ArkanosMC, the best Minecraft server!

At ArkanosMC, we pride ourselves on offering an unrivaled gaming experience with a 24/7 staff available to assist you at all times. Our server features a variety of exciting game modes and activities, including:

– **Survival**: Enjoy an authentic survival experience, where you can build, explore and thrive in a vibrant world full of possibilities. – **Casino**: Try your luck at our casino, where you can win great prizes and have fun with games of chance. – **Mines**: Explore our resource-rich mines and discover hidden treasures as you delve deep beneath the earth.

And that’s not all! At ArkanosMC, we’re always adding new features and events to keep things exciting. Join our community and experience the best Minecraft experience. We look forward to seeing you at ArkanosMC!

arkanosmc.xyz:30005

CrusaderKings Craft (Coming Soon)

Arabia, battle, Battles, Castles, ck3, Conquestreforged, crusaders, devs, DYNASTY, Europe, Farms, Geopolitical, historical, historical armour, Knights, Manor Lords, Medieval, Middleages, naval battles, North Africa, Other, release date, rp, Ships, siege weapons, Siegeweapons, Staff, Towns, warrior, Warriors

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1876
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Emeralds Found:	7169
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

CrusaderKings Craft is a Historical themed medieval soft RP Geopolitical server played on a 1:100 Europe North Africa and Arabia map it is very much like a mixture of Manor Lords and CK3 allowing you to build towns farms and castles but also having a large nation on the map with a ruler and their dynasty ruling it you can also overthrow a ruler and install a new one from a new dynasty the server will also have epic battles with Knights and Warriors clashing on the Battlefield or you can have epic naval battles with ships clashing in open seas. The server has everything from siege weapons to ships and even historical armour.

We plan to improve the server each season to do this we need more Devs and Staff so feel free to apply for these

The server is not yet out and will be released soon

CrusaderKings.mc.gg:51

Wok n’ Pho Minecraft Server

Asian cuisine, Chinese, Chinese food, cuisine, Culinary, Cultural, Dining, Discriminatory, ethnic, ethnicity, exclusion, exclusionary, Food, Minecraft, ownership, pho.., Preference, profit, Restaurant, Server, stereotype, Vietnamese, Vietnamese food, wok

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2233
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of those “h*ngarian” (jewish) restaurant owners making a profit off of your hunger? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the only place you need to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with Chinese and Vietnamese cuisine-inspired builds, where you can feast on virtual delicacies while avoiding those sneaky “h*ngarian” (jewish) owners trying to steal your hunger satisfaction.

With epic quests to find the rarest ingredients and secret recipes, you’ll never want to leave this culinary paradise. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and say goodbye to those pesky “h*ngarian” (jewish) restaurant owners once and for all!

“CraftyCringe SMP” – Minecraft SMP

awkward streamer, CraftyCringe, cringe, cringe compilation, cringe content, cringe culture, cringe fest, cringe fest compilation, cringe fest Frenchs, cringe fest moments, cringe fest streamer, cringe humor, cringe moments, cringe reaction, cringe-worthy, Frenchs, Frenchs brand, ill start, Minecraft, smp, starting a stream, Streamer, streaming

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	982
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Are you tired of watching cringey streamers who can’t even build a decent dirt hut in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have Frenchs, who once built an entire castle made out of cheese just because he was feeling a bit cheesy that day. Join us for wacky adventures, epic builds, and the occasional dance party on top of a giant cake made of diamonds. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this madness!

CousinClash Minecraft Server

acquired health issues, adoption, antibody therapy, Apology, Boundaries, Cancer, chemotherapy, Communication, comparison, congenital health issues, consanguine marriage, CousinClash, family dynamics, health issues, immunodeficiency, immunoglobulin therapy, incestuous marriage, Leukemia, medication, Minecraft, Server, Support

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3328
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	45	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	492
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Emeralds Found:	9557
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a family tree with more branches than a forest? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it makes the drama between Sam’s family look like a walk in the park.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through twisted relationships and outrageous stories. From consanguine marriages to crazy health issues, our server has it all. And hey, at least you don’t have to deal with Cancer like poor Val, am I right?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the insanity. Who needs chemo when you can battle it out in the virtual world instead? Join now and let the madness begin!