Out Of Pocket MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

MarriageCraft: Not Today, Parents!

caught off guard, Cornered, 2 years together, girlfriend’s parents, MarriageCraft

Are you tired of real-life pressure to propose? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can date forever without any parental interference! Our server is a safe haven for commitment-phobes and those who just want to enjoy the dating phase forever. Build a virtual relationship without the pressure of marriage looming over you. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of being pressured into popping the question. So why wait? Join now and date to your heart’s content!

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OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos

Conversation, Shocking.., scandal, Outrageous, awkward

So, picture this: you’re just mining away in the depths of the Minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly you hear the most outlandish conversation between two players. One of them is trying to convince the other that they should join our insane Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And get this, they claim that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. I mean, if that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will! So come on, dive into the craziness and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP!

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DocRoastsYou Minecraft SMP

smp, Minecraft, Healthcare, Appointment, patient

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the doctors are the ones in charge! That’s right, our server is run by a team of crazy doctors who will prescribe you with the most outrageous tasks and challenges. Need to build a hospital out of diamond blocks? No problem! Want to fight off a horde of zombie patients? We got you covered! So come join us for a dose of fun and madness on our doctor-run Minecraft SMP!

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HealthCraft Minecraft Server

Daughters, Marriage, sole income, Server, family

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for the craziest reasons ever – like, did you know that on our server, you can marry your in-game girlfriend of 13 years without any insurance drama? That’s right, no need to worry about network doctors or out-of-pocket expenses here!

And get this – our server is so magical that even if you make 90k in-game last year, your family of 4 can still qualify for all the benefits of being together. No need to stress about medical emergencies or family plans, because we’ve got you covered.

So come on over and join us for a wedding of epic proportions, where you can prove to your in-game girlfriend that you are indeed marriage material and deserve the best wedding ever. Don’t live in sin – live in blocks!

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CraftyLove Minecraft Server

dating app, Rude, red flag, Shocking.., CraftyLove

Are you tired of boring dating apps where the most exciting thing you hear is “hey, what’s up”? Well, join our Minecraft server and prepare to be amazed by the outrageous pick-up lines and chat-up attempts from our players! From proposing marriage with virtual diamonds to serenading you with pixelated love songs, our community is full of surprises. Who needs a dating app when you can find love and laughter in the world of blocks and creepers? Join us now and prepare to have your heart stolen… literally, because someone might just build a heart-shaped house for you!

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He’s Not Wrong SMP

Precise, wrong, True, proper, on point

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame creepers as your loyal pets. We have a strict “no pants allowed” policy, because who needs pants when you’re fighting dragons and riding unicorns?

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). If you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, you’ll earn the title of Chicken Whisperer and gain access to the secret chicken temple filled with golden eggs.

But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Cactus Coven, a group of witches who have mastered the dark arts of cactus magic. They will challenge you to cactus duels and if you lose, you’ll be turned into a cactus yourself!

So come join us if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Just remember, anything goes on our server and the only rule is to have fun!

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BrotherBucksDenyLOL

sibling responsibilities, family obligations., Family Support, financial assistance, personal finances

Looking for a wild ride in Minecraft? Join our server for a rollercoaster of chaos and craziness! Just like the OP’s twin brother, Ken, who can’t seem to get his life together, our server is full of unpredictable twists and turns.

Just like how Ken refuses to take the bus to see his kids, on our server, you’ll have to navigate through treacherous terrain and obstacles to reach your goals. And just like how Ken constantly asks for money, you’ll have to grind hard to earn your riches and build your empire.

But don’t worry, unlike Ken’s sister, we won’t call you selfish for not lending us money. In fact, we encourage you to be greedy and hoard all the diamonds for yourself! So come join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

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PixelPanicTV

News, live tv, scandal, disturbing scenes, television

Are you tired of boring old TV shows where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the wildest show on the internet! Join us for a chance to witness crazy events that will make live TV look like a snooze fest.

Imagine a giant chicken riding a pig while juggling TNT blocks, all happening live in front of your very eyes. That’s just a taste of what you can expect on our server. We’ve had players build entire cities made out of diamond blocks, only to have them destroyed by a herd of stampeding llamas.

But the most messed up thing that happened on our server? Let’s just say it involved a group of players dressing up as zombies and staging a full-on apocalypse, complete with fake blood and screaming villagers. It was so realistic that even the moderators were fooled!

So if you’re looking for non-stop entertainment and a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat, join us now! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only limit is your imagination.

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AussieHeatwaveCraft

melting ice caps, Environment, 102f, heatstroke, sunburn

come join our minecraft server where the heatwave is so hot, it’s like you’re playing in an oven set to 39 degrees! our virtual world is so scorching, you’ll feel like you’re melting your virtual blocks with the heat of a thousand suns.

we’ve got lava pits that are actually just hot tubs, and our mobs are so sweaty they drop water bottles instead of loot. it’s a wild ride in our server, where the only way to cool down is to build yourself a giant ice cube house and hope for the best.

so if you’re looking for a server that will make you feel like you’re surviving in the australian outback during a heatwave, come join us! just remember to bring your sunscreen and a fan, because things are about to get hot hot hot!

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Get Rich Quick! BetterBusinesses: The Server Where You Can Roleplay Your Way to Java 1.21 Wealth!

Survival, Competition, Farming, collaboration, BetterBusinesses

Welcome to BetterBusinesses!

We are a new survival economy server with a special focus on business.

Key Features

Custom business plugin with robust GUI
Survival economy gamemode
Jobs
Chestshops
Friendly community

Rules

You must treat others with kindness and respect.
You may not grief others or the server.
You may not abuse exploits. If you discover one, you must report it immediately.
You may not use hacks or cheats. You may only use performance mods such as Optifine.
You may not advertise or spam.
One account per player only.
Have fun!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is BetterBusinesses?	BetterBusinesses is a Minecraft server with a focus on business and a custom business plugin.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21).
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the rules section for the server’s guidelines.
Can I advertise my business on the server?	No, advertising or spamming is not allowed on the server.

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Welcome to BetterBusinesses!

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