Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build a Giant Potato” competition.
One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake and had to live in a frosting-covered mess for a week! And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet… let’s just say it didn’t end well.
So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness, then come join us and see what the FUCK everyone is talking about!
Just like my MIL’s dogs, our server is out of control and full of surprises. One time, a player had a hot cup of tea in their hand and got jumped on by a creeper – let’s just say it didn’t end well. But hey, it’s all part of the fun!
Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next. Will you be pounced on by a zombie? Will you accidentally fall into a pit of lava? The possibilities are endless! Plus, just like my SIL guilt-tripping me to visit my MIL, our server will guilt-trip you into staying for hours on end.
So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Just remember, watch out for those virtual labradors – they may not pee on you, but they sure know how to cause a ruckus!
portugal may be in a state of calamity, but on our server, the only calamity you’ll face is trying to decide which epic minigame to play first! from spleef to parkour to pvp battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
so grab your pickaxe and join us today for a wild ride of fun and excitement! who needs real life drama when you can escape to our crazy minecraft world? join now and let the adventure begin!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are.
Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have been taught to code by a group of genius squirrels? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of finding a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak fluent Pig Latin.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved). Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
Our server is so safe from MAGA chuds that we’ve even heard rumors of Pritzker himself logging on to play and show his support for our peaceful community. Who knew the governor had such mad building skills?
So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be fighting is the urge to laugh at all the ridiculousness happening around you. Build, explore, and have a great time without any MAGA chud drama getting in your way.
Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of angry llamas riding pig-back, or if you want to mine diamonds while being serenaded by a choir of singing creepers. Our server is so out of control that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted doing the Macarena in the Nether!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a friendly game of hide and seek. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a talking chicken in a top hat.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so innovative, even the game publishers are scratching their heads wondering why they didn’t think of it first.
Forget about remasters and remakes, on our server you’ll experience brand new games every time you log in. From epic quests to insane mini-games, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why settle for the same old games when you can join us and experience the future of gaming? Who needs Street Fighter when you can have Sheep Fighter? Say goodbye to Resident Evil and hello to Resident Unicorn. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!
SpeedCraft Minecraft Server – /f1/ – destroys your blocks Edition
Join us and race your way to victory in our Alpine 100 Race Plan. Who needs a podium when you can conquer the virtual track like never before?
And if you’re feeling a bit lost like Nico in the slums of Stevenage, don’t worry – our community is here to support you every step of the way. With standings that are more unpredictable than a Lewis Hamilton retirement announcement, you never know what’s going to happen next.
So come on, join us and experience the thrill of Minecraft racing like never before. Who needs a podium when you can have a virtual adventure that’s crazier than a Max Verstappen overtake? See you on the track, virtual racers!
Join us and escape the chaos of real life, like this player who had to deal with a godfather they’ve never met and a mother who expects them to be a replacement parent to their siblings. On our server, the only parenting you’ll have to do is making sure your virtual pets are fed in-game!
Don’t be called a selfish asshole for wanting to focus on yourself and your own goals. On our server, you can be as selfish as you want with your diamond hoarding and castle building. No judgment here!
So come join us on this Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to decide which block to use for your next masterpiece. Let’s build a world where the only family you need to worry about is your blocky pixelated one.
Join us for the most outrageous adventures, where anything goes – just like J assuming you’ll provide daycare for her baby without even asking! We promise you won’t be bored, especially when you realize you have the chance to go part-time this summer and avoid any more awkward babysitting situations.
So come on, join us on this server where the unexpected is the norm and where you can finally put your foot down like a boss. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in the virtual world? Don’t be an AH – join us now!
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, daring quests to find the legendary golden potato, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are (in a good way, of course).
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and be crowned the king of the server by a talking cow? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let the madness begin!
Picture this: you’re wandering through the forest, minding your own business, when suddenly your gut tells you to dig straight down. Lo and behold, you stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension filled with talking cows and dancing pigs! Only on our server, folks.
But wait, there’s more! Ever had your gut feeling warn you about a sneaky creeper creeping up behind you? Well, on our server, those creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals looking to join in on the fun. Dance parties with creepers, anyone?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes, make you laugh until your sides hurt, and surprise you at every turn, look no further. Your gut is telling you to join us, and trust us, it knows what’s up. Let the wackiness begin!
Wind.mcpehost.ru:19133
☼ MIDCRAFT ☽Do Anything Except Hack.
SMP is a survival multiplayer server, With Pure Vanilla and Enhanced Vanilla.
We also have a PvP Arena for the pvp lovers.
Enhanced Vanilla:
• /Homes, /TP, /back• Quests • God Items • Custom Structures• Custom Bosses
Pure Vanilla:
• A Brand New World for 1.19, No resets!• Just Regular Vanilla Minecraft
Do Anything Except Hack.
Bedrock Port: 19132
midcraft.net
| IP Address | play.back2basics.gg |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.20.6 |
Back2Basics is a distinctive survival server that launched in December 2023. Our goal is to offer players a special place to play survival with their friends, free from an overload of plugins. Here’s what we offer:
If this sounds like your kind of server, come join us and get Back2Basics!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server free to play on? | Yes, the server is free to play on with no pay-to-win elements. |
| Are there any donation ranks? | No, all ranks can be achieved in-game without spending real money. |
| Can I invite my friends to play with me? | Yes, you can invite your friends to join you on the server. |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, griefing is not allowed and will result in consequences. |
| How often are weekly events held? | Weekly events are held every weekend for players to participate in. |