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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 3900 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 29 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 221 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot who shoots fireballs from his beak to protect us from creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies who love to breakdance.
So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience the wackiest, most unpredictable adventures ever, then join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like riding a flying pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies. Yeah, it’s that kind of server.