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Chrono Portal 1.21

1970s, 1974, 4chan, Archive, archives, Boston archives, Boston library, Boston Phoenix, Chrono, confirmation, Creative, discovery, historical, humor, investigation, newspaper ad, Portal, prank, reference, shits and giggles, time travel, time traveler

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3150
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a trip through time and space, where 4chan references exist in 1974 newspaper ads!

Experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets from the past while building epic structures in a virtual world.

Who needs a Boston library when you can explore history while crafting and mining with your friends?

Don’t miss out on this mind-bending adventure – join now and prepare to question everything you thought you knew about reality!

ChildSupportCraft

absentee parent, adhd, autism, child services, child support, ChildSupportCraft, court agreement, custody, Divorce, Emotional support, enforcement, family dynamics, financial burden, financial responsibility, legal action, neglect, odd, parental responsibilities, scoliosis, single mother, special needs

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1650
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Crops Grown:	5003	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4958

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a soap opera!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers and zombies while navigating through the insane stories of our players. From single moms taking on deadbeat dads to exes moving across the country to avoid child support, our server is filled with drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

HypeGoneMinecraft SMP

anticipation, Buzz, disappeared, Disappointment, fad, Failed, fizzle out, flash in the pan, Flop, Forgotten, gone, hype, HypeGoneMinecraft, next big thing, obsolete, once popular, overhyped, short lived, smp, trend, Trendsetter, VANISHED

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4371
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

OMG guys, have you heard about this super epic Minecraft SMP server that was supposed to be the next big thing but then just vanished into thin air like my ex-girlfriend’s sanity? It was like the holy grail of SMPs, with diamond-encrusted pigs flying around and villagers doing the cha-cha slide all day long. But then one day, POOF! It was gone faster than my willpower to resist eating a whole cake in one sitting.

But fear not, my fellow blockheads, because I have found a new server that is even more lit than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. This server has unicorns as mounts, dragons as pets, and a secret underground lair where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, the owner is a literal wizard who can turn dirt blocks into stacks of diamonds with just a flick of his wand (not a euphemism).

So come join us on this wild ride of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you do, in which case, blame it on the lag. #YOLOminecraft #blockparty #whatisrealityanyway

CraftyRejectCraft

avoiding embarrassment, communication skills, CraftyRejectCraft, dating tips, declining a proposal, declining gracefully, emotional intelligence, handling rejection, polite decline, refusing a proposal, refusing without embarrassment, rejecting a proposal, rejection without hurting feelings, relationship advice, respectful rejection, saying no politely, saying no to a proposal, sensitive communication, social etiquette, tactful refusal, turning down a proposal

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8833
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Are you tired of awkwardly turning down marriage proposals in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server where we have a special “Reject Proposal” button that explodes fireworks and sends a message in the chat saying “It’s not you, it’s me… and the creeper that just blew up behind you.” Guaranteed to make rejecting proposals a blast! Join now for a chance to break hearts and blow up creepers in style!

Luminescent Nano Toggle Server

advancement, Breakthrough, Dark, data storage, discovery, efficiency, information processing, innovation, Light, Luminescent, luminescent nanocrystals, materials science, Memory, Nano, next generation, optical computing, photonics, quantum computing, research, Server, SPEED, Technology, toggle, toggled

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4398
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Void Gems Collected:	26	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got luminescent nanocrystals dat can like, change from light to dark in a snap! it’s like magic but in minecraft, yo. imagine building a whole castle dat can switch colors with just a flick of a switch! you’ll be the envy of all da other players, trust me. plus, we got epic mini-games where you can race against time to collect as many luminescent nanocrystals as possible. it’s a wild ride, i tell ya. so come on over and be part of dis optical computing and memory revolution in minecraft!

CreeperCraftRU – Minecraft Server. Minecraft server

ADMIN, CreeperCraftRU, Donations, Minecraft, Mini Games, Modes, PvP, Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1684
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

If you were waiting for a server with PVP, Donations, Modes, Mini-games and admin, this server is just for you! We check and change our server every day!

VanillaEvolved

Advancements, bedrock, chat reports, crossplay, Discord, Hacks, in-game rank, Ip:, java, Noreset, permanent maps, planetminecraft, pmc, Resets, rules, Seasonal, smp, Stats, VanillaEvolved, Website

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2620
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Farms Harvested:	467
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

VanillaEvolved Minecraft Server

IP Address	us.vanillaevolved.net
Discord	Join our Discord
Planet Minecraft	View on PMC

Looking for players on our seasonal or noreset maps!

Seasonal will reset every 6 months and as the name implies, Noreset never resets. When you first join you will be on seasonal but you can change servers with /server seasonal or noreset

Check out our website for a in depth guide: VanillaEvolved Website

Why Choose VanillaEvolved?

We offer the vanilla Minecraft experience with not many unnecessary things added
Java/bedrock cross-play
Cool in game stats viewable on a website
Semi-anarchy
Friendly community
Get a unique in game rank for completing every advancement
You can do whatever you want as long as no rules are broken

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply enter the IP address us.vanillaevolved.net in your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow?

A: As long as you do not break any rules, you are free to do whatever you want on the server.

Q: Can I switch between seasonal and noreset maps?

A: Yes, you can switch between these maps using the command /server seasonal or /server noreset.

WildWestAnimeTour 1.20.4

1.20.4, Anime, animetuber, Drama, drama queen, hate, hate lolicon, hate on, latching, Literate, Lolicon, Media, media literate, Problematic, problematic things, Queen, Tourist, tourist women, Western, western animetuber, WildWestAnimeTour, Women

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9297
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got western animetuber “media literate” tourist women up in here who hate on lolicon and “problematic things” in anime. They’re like drama queens but on steroids, man. It’s a wild ride, I tell ya. So, if you wanna see some crazy shiz go down and question your entire existence, then this server is the place to be. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just join, dude!

MovieMusicalMinecraftSMP

adaptation, Broadway, comedy, comedy-musical, creative adaptation, dancing, Entertainment, entertainment industry, film, funny, humor, Laughter, Movie, MovieMusicalMinecraftSMP, Musical, Parody, Performance, Show, singing, Stage, Theater

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2644
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life! We have a secret underground base where we ride pigs like they’re our own personal rollercoasters, it’s insane! And the best part is, our leader is a talking llama who can do the Macarena like nobody’s business. Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and fun server anywhere else. So come on and join us for some crazy adventures and epic dance parties, you won’t regret it!

BlockbusterRoleplay

Actor, actress, Anime, Antagonist, BlockbusterRoleplay, Character, dream role, FANTASY, Favorite, fictional, Hero, imagination, Movie, opportunity, Play, Protagonist, Role, Roleplay, series, Villain, wish

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7839
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Buildings Constructed:	49	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ores Mined:	9521	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Magic Items Found:	2506

Have you ever wanted to step into the shoes of your favorite movie, series, or anime character? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Want to be a wizard like Harry Potter? Done. Want to be a ninja like Naruto? Easy peasy. Want to be a superhero like Iron Man? No problem!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are outrageous. Fight dragons with your lightsaber, build a castle with your bare hands, or ride a unicorn into battle – the choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner hero (or villain) in the most epic way possible! Trust us, you won’t regret it.