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Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

Aging population, all-cause mortality, association, chronic conditions, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, Crafty, dementia status, health, insomniacs, life expectancy, Medical research, mortality rate, neurodegenerative diseases, older adults, Poor sleep quality, public health, Realm, risk factors, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, US

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9833
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Alien Abductions:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

PlayHostServers

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6010
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Void Armor Forged:	23
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

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“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], & Ghast Grief, +18, 10GB RAM, Accelerated Leaf Decay, AMD Ryzen 5 7600X, anti-creeper., application, awkward, banter, club, cream, discord server, Enderman, Fabric, Geophilic, Hermitcraft-like, Ice, Join, Minecarts now run 4x faster, Minecraft, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Online webmap, ServUX, Shenanigans, simple voice chat, smp, stay, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7543
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Crops Grown:	9795	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

Character Banners, Feixiao, feixiao 0910, feixiao files, feixiao general, Flying Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue, general, Honkai, Imaginary Erudition, Light Cone Banners, Minecraft, myriad celestia, Nothing to Laugh At, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, star, star rail, taking it easy, Thread Template, Tools

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9023
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	112
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Love Letters Sent:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5392
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

AITAH, Backpack, clothes, clothes ownership, co parenting, confusion, CraftyDaughter, DAUGHTER, daughter’s clothes, daughter’s name, ex, initials, Keeping, mad, Minecraft, Mother, outfits, Petty, Server, tags, Washing, Writing

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4365
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

accommodations, Airport, cancelled flight, comfort, creepy, Decision making, exhaustion, fear, friendship, Hotel, HotelCraft, Loneliness, NoAirportSleep, overnight stay, Selfishness, sleep deprivation, stranded, Support, travel, uk, unknown place, Visa

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7026
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

Named, pet, PetNameSMP

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	342
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Magic Items Found:	8079
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

BlockyWorldChanger

10. Mind-altering, 11. Paradigm shift, 12. Unexpected truth, 13. Unsee, 14. New perspective, 15. Unveil reality, 16. Shocking revelation, 17. Altered perception, 18. Uncover truth, 19. Changed outlook, 2. Life lessons, 20. Unexpected knowledge., 3. Perspective shift, 4. Knowledge, 5. Worldview, 6. Eye-opening, 7. Unlearn, 8. Ignorance is bliss, 9. Life-changing, BlockyWorldChanger, regret

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5842
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

HezbollahHavoc, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5635
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!