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PainCraft SMP: Ouchiest Moments

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7467
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only pain you feel is falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because our SMP is guaranteed to bring you the most outrageous and hilarious pain you’ve ever experienced!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by invisible players, having your house randomly explode (thanks to our resident TNT enthusiast), or being chased by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Pain Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like “who can survive the longest without eating a single carrot” or “who can build the ugliest statue of a potato”.

So if you’re ready to laugh until you cry and experience pain like never before, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of bandages, you’re gonna need them.

Warcraft? More like Minecraft Server!

Characters, Contender, criticism, Decline, DISAPPOINTING, fanbase, fantasy setting, Franchise, Gaming Community, Lore, low, Minecraft, opinion, Popular, Quality, Server, storytelling, video games, Warcraft, world-building, WORST

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	915
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Warcraft and its lackluster fantasy setting? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell jokes instead of exploding.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a dragon made entirely of cheese. They rode that cheesy dragon into battle against an army of evil bunnies, and emerged victorious with a block of enchanted butter as their prize.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Taco Castle, where players can feast on delicious tacos made of golden apples and emerald lettuce. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines, where skeletons breakdance and zombies do the cha-cha.

So what are you waiting for? Leave Warcraft in the dust and come join us on the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Age Gap Minecraft SMP

age, age difference, age gap relationships, age restrictions, criticism, cultural expectations, DATING, double standards, gap, generational gaps, judgment, legal age, love, Maturity, Minecraft, older partners, relationships, smp, social acceptance, societal norms, societal standards, taboo, unconventional relationships, younger partners

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3969
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, hidden treasure hunts that lead to enchanted golden carrots, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers! Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life!

Vax Attack Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2712
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2619
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
New Chunks Explored:	641175	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Runes Activated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t give you blood clots or heart attacks? Look no further! Our server is so intense, it’ll have you questioning if it’s the vax or Covid causing those side effects. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who needs a rollercoaster when you can experience the thrill of our server? Join now for a truly heart-pounding adventure!

”/dig/ – Diamond Diggers and Creeper Crushers Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2295
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	984	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	257
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Falling into the Void:	0

Welcome to the most forehead-tastic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so big-brained, we’ve got Vtubers giving and receiving advice on Vtubing while building epic structures with their massive foreheads.

Looking to stream on Twitch or YouTube? Well, if you don’t have a forehead the size of a mountain, we recommend Twitch. But if your forehead is rivaling Mount Everest, then YouTube is the way to go.

Wondering if there’s an audience for your content? Of course there is! We’ve got viewers from all dimensions tuning in to watch Vtubers do everything from speedrunning to building pixel art with their forehead powers.

Need a video editor? Look no further than DaVinci Resolve, Kdenlive, or CapCut for those on a budget. But if you’ve got a forehead that can rival the Great Wall of China, then Vegas Pro or Premiere is the way to go.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, we’ve got open auditions for Hololive and Niji! Just imagine the possibilities of joining these prestigious Vtuber companies with your forehead leading the way.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and unleash your forehead’s true potential. Who knows, you might just build a monument so grand that even the Ender Dragon will bow down in awe.

AllianceSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9349
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1808
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
New Chunks Explored:	569003	Potions Brewed:	166
Farms Harvested:	406	Ores Mined:	655

Welcome to an SMP with many custom items for players to collect!

Time to start your adventure in the AllianceSMP! Diving into the server where collecting cool cosmetics and creating Alliances with other players is common! With constant new cosmetics being worked on and added, there is no shortage of collecting!

Every 12 hours you can claim an “Alliance Buck” with “/daily” to save up for crate keys. There is NO way to get these keys with payment, this is to avoid any pay to win!

Currently there is the MCDungeons Weapons Crate with 70+ custom textured weapons to collect! Join now to to collect a free MCDungeons Weapons Key from “Lily” the librarian at spawn!

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Crafty Bloons Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4091
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	421

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking creepers, and a secret disco party hidden deep within the mines.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts out diamonds and grants wishes to those who can catch it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Pig into battle against an army of evil villagers.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the most skilled players have been known to rage quit. But hey, at least you’ll get a participation trophy made out of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

694455827 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1216
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	2245	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Zombie Dances:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9152
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens! That’s right, our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will have you laughing till your sides hurt.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to become the ultimate llama whisperer, taming these majestic creatures and leading them into epic llama battles. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Banana, a rare fruit that grants you incredible powers and makes you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft journey of your life!

FakeMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, PvP Survival Lifesteal Cracked Competitive Action-packed Rivals Challenge Server Ultimate Strongest Dive Experience Encounters Heart Battle Fun Simple Join Prove

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	192
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4338
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Welcome to FakeMC – the ultimate cracked Lifesteal server! Dive into a competitive survival experience where every heart counts. Battle your way through challenging PvP encounters, steal hearts from your rivals, and prove yourself as the strongest on the server. Simple, fun, and packed with action – join us now and take on the challenge!

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GF Quest Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	730
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Emeralds Found:	5257
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Divine Spears Created:	27	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of being a 33-year-old no-lifer incel? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the sad reality of your life by building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and making friends with fellow gamers who probably also struggle with basic social skills.

But wait, there’s more! If a sad sack like me can figure out how to survive in this virtual world, then you definitely can too. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to blow up unsuspecting players. So, if you’re looking for a challenge (and a good laugh), come join us and see if you can outsmart the ghostly creeper and become the ultimate Minecraft champion. Trust me, if I can do it, anyone can!

Impending Doom Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8638
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	50	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scarier than the creepers is the drama in the chat! Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, from laughter to tears to pure rage at that one guy who keeps stealing your diamonds.

Our server is like a soap opera, with alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “Redstone contraption.” Will you be the hero who saves the day, or the villain who burns down everyone’s houses for fun? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences.

And if you think surviving in Minecraft is tough, just wait until you see our custom mobs. We’ve got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs, skeleton pigs riding on top of spiders, and a boss mob that’s just a giant, angry potato. Don’t ask how it got there, just run for your life.

So come join us if you dare, and remember: on this Minecraft SMP, the only thing more unpredictable than the terrain is the players. Good luck, you’ll need it!