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Ouchie1HP – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2317
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like for realzies. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. So, one time, this dude joined our server and he was like, “I’m the best builder ever, bow down to me peasants!” But then, he got attacked by a baby zombie and lost 1 hp. And you know what happened next? He stubbed his toe in real life! Yeah, that’s right, losing 1 hp in our server is like stubbing your toe in real life. Crazy, right?

But wait, there’s more! If you join our SMP, you’ll get to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a spoon. Plus, our community is so dope, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the shenanigans that go down in our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time. And remember, losing 1 hp is just the beginning of the madness!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6377
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6273	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1590
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is doing the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like riding a rollercoaster made of TNT or battling a horde of evil bunnies armed with diamond swords. Trust us, it’s going to be a blast!

RomcomCraft Minecraft Server

bestsellers, binge reading, books, Chick Lit, comedy, Contemporary, escapism, Feel-Good, Fiction, guilty pleasure, happy endings, humor, light-hearted, Literature, love, Minecraft, Novels, reading, romance, romcom, RomcomCraft, Server, SLOP

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9519
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Star Shards Collected:	110	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Votes:	5860	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	391	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Are you tired of reading all that mushy romcom slop? Well, put down those cheesy novels and pick up your pickaxe because on our Minecraft server, love is in the air…literally! Our players have been struck by Cupid’s arrow and are building heart-shaped houses, crafting diamond rings, and even hosting virtual weddings! Join us for a chance to find your pixelated soulmate and live happily ever after in a world where love knows no bounds (or block limits)! Who needs a romcom when you can have a rom-craft? Join us now and start swiping right on your next blocky crush!

WeddingPhotoOops

deleted memories, deleted photos, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family loyalty, family neglect, family relationships, payment dispute, payment issues, photographer, professional photography, unpaid work, wedding anniversary, wedding memories, Wedding Photographer, wedding photography, wedding photos, WeddingPhotoOops

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9064
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Enchantments Applied:	183
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that values family drama and wedding shenanigans? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of deleted wedding photos, auntie tantrums, and nephew revenge!

Picture this: a wedding photographer nephew, a flaky aunt, and a flash drive full of precious memories. Will the aunt pay up? Will the nephew stand his ground? Find out on our server where family ties are tested and wedding photos are deleted in a fit of rage!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the aunt’s shock and disbelief as she realizes her magical wedding photos are gone forever. Will she ever recover from this epic deletion? Join now to experience the drama unfold in real-time on our Minecraft server!

So why wait? Join us for a server experience like no other, where family dynamics and wedding photography collide in a whirlwind of emotions and deleted memories. Don’t miss out on the action – join today and be a part of the chaos!

MineCraftyPersonality

Behavior, Beliefs, characteristics, hobbies, Identity, interests, Lifestyle, MineCraftyPersonality, passions, Personality, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, self esteem, self worth, self-confidence, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, Traits, VALUES

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1730
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Towns Built:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mines Excavated:	4058	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Crops Grown:	9178	Void Gems Collected:	37
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

What is something that people “base their whole personality around”? Well, on our Minecraft server, people base their whole personality around their block-building skills! We’ve seen players go from being shy introverts to confident builders who rule the virtual world with their epic creations. Join us and become a master builder, crafting your way to fame and glory!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who protect the land from evil mobs. Join their ranks and ride into battle on your trusty llama steed, armed with nothing but a diamond sword and a sense of adventure.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and let your blocky adventures begin!

TaxCraft: French Lefties 90%

Coalition, economic reform, Economy, european politics, fiscal policy, France, French, Government, income inequality, left wing, lefties, policy, political agenda, Politics, progressive taxation, Rich, social justice, socialism, Tax, TaxCraft, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3140
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Holy Grails Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

come join our minecraft server where we tax the rich 90% just like the left-wing French coalition wants to do! but don’t worry, we use the tax money to build giant statues of baguettes and berets all over the server. plus, our admin is a talking croissant who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can correctly pronounce “croissant” in a french accent. so come on down and join the fun, because who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by pastries and french politics?

CraftyDiaryAI

AI modeling, Artificial Intelligence, CraftyDiaryAI, data analysis, Diary, emotional well being, habit tracking, introspection, journaling, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-analysis, self-care, Self-expression, self-identity, Technology

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8434
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Farms Harvested:	364	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz we got AI models of EVERYONE who kept a diary. like, imagine logging on and seeing ur diary twin running around, mining and building like a pro. it’s like having a clone but in Minecraft form. plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where the villagers go wild every night. and don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. u gotta see it to believe it, so come join us and live out ur wildest Minecraft dreams!

MineCraftyMemes Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1354
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually like their countries the way they are? Well, look no further because on our server, we welcome chaos and destruction with open arms! Join us and watch as millions of players from other countries flood in and completely ruin everything you’ve ever known and loved. It’s a phobia-inducing experience that will leave you questioning your sanity. So come on, join the madness and see just how messed up things can get!

RainbowCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, anti-bullying, discrimination, equality, hate crimes, Hate Speech, Homophobia, HUMAN RIGHTS, LGBTQ, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ safety, Minecraft, minority rights, prejudice, RainbowCraft, Server, social justice, tolerance, violence

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6004
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Votes:	6366
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so inclusive, even the Endermen are waving rainbow flags! We believe in equality for all players, whether you’re a blocky builder or a pixelated PvPer. Plus, our community is so accepting that even the zombies are getting in touch with their feminine side! Join us for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience, where the only thing getting griefed is toxic behavior. So come on over and join the fun – after all, who wouldn’t want to play on a server where the only thing getting destroyed is outdated stereotypes?

KidzKornerKhaos

apologies, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cousins, emotional intelligence, family, Frustration, god-siblings, Hints, KidzKornerKhaos, misunderstandings, parenting, ranting, relationships, Respect, responsibilities, social activities, spectrum, Understanding

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8809
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family obligations? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you forgetting all about your cousin drama.

Our server is filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a strict no-family-drama policy, so you can game in peace without any unexpected childcare responsibilities.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Who needs family drama when you can have a blast in the world of Minecraft?

BlockyBizarre antics

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9813
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ores Mined:	8045
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	498	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Have you ever seen someone walk around in public wearing a full-on chicken costume, clucking at people and pecking at the ground for imaginary worms? Well, that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of absurdity and shenanigans where anything goes and normalcy is thrown out the window like yesterday’s leftovers. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a group of players reenacting the entire “Hamlet” play using only Minecraft emojis and interpretive dance. So why wait? Join now and embrace the madness!