Ouchie1HP – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Ouchie1HP – Minecraft SMP
1 HP, Damage, equivalent damage, equivalent health loss, equivalent injury, Gaming, health, health points, hit points, injury, Minecraft, minor damage, minor health damage, minor health loss, minor injury, Ouchie1HP, physical injury, Real Life, role playing games, RPG, small injury, smp, video games
Yo yo yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like for realzies. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. So, one time, this dude joined our server and he was like, “I’m the best builder ever, bow down to me peasants!” But then, he got attacked by a baby zombie and lost 1 hp. And you know what happened next? He stubbed his toe in real life! Yeah, that’s right, losing 1 hp in our server is like stubbing your toe in real life. Crazy, right?
But wait, there’s more! If you join our SMP, you’ll get to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a spoon. Plus, our community is so dope, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the shenanigans that go down in our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time. And remember, losing 1 hp is just the beginning of the madness!

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New Server IP
BlockPartyElite
ADVANTAGE, advantageous, Benefits, BlockPartyElite, equality, excepțional, exclusive, Exclusivity, Fortunate, LUCK, majority, Minority, opportunity, Privilege, rare, rarely seen, Special, special treatment, Superiority, Unique, UNIQUENESS
Do you have the privilege of joining the most epic Minecraft server in existence? Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the cha-cha. Our server is so exclusive that only those with the rarest of memes can gain entry.
Once you step foot in our virtual world, you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you to the nearest treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. But beware, for lurking in the shadows are evil bunnies armed with diamond swords and a taste for mischief.
Join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether!

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New Server IP
Troops4Blocks – Minecraft Server
British troops, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense strategy, deployment, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global security, International cooperation, international relations, military cooperation, military intervention, Minecraft, nato alliance, peacekeeping mission, political decision making, Server, Starmer, Troops4Blocks, Ukraine, uncertainty, US support
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have british troops fighting in ukraine for some reason!!! like wtf mate, who knew minecraft could be so intense??! join now to witness the chaos and maybe even join the battle yourself! who needs us support when you have steve and his diamond sword, amirite??! sign up now for a wild ride you won’t forget! #minecraftwarfare #britishtroopsftw

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New Server IP
Perfectionist Partners: Distressed Daters
Communication Issues, daters, distressed, emotional well being, Gender Roles, intimacy problems, male perfectionism, mental health, negative sexual experiences, partner dynamics, partner support, Partners, perfectionism pressure, Perfectionist, performance anxiety, Psychological Factors, relationship dynamics, relationship stress, self esteem, sexual distress, sexual dysfunction, sexual satisfaction, socially-prescribed perfectionism, societal expectations
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DIAMONDS AS BIG AS YOUR MOMMA’S MEATLOAF!
IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF A CREW THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE FOR YOU!
WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA!
PLUS, OUR PLAYERS ARE SO PERFECT THAT THEIR PARTNERS ARE ALWAYS HAVING A BLAST IN THE BEDROOM!
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC ADVENTURES AND SHENANIGANS THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH SO HARD, YOU’LL FORGET HOW TO SPELL “MINECRAFT”!

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New Server IP
What is the IP for Thinknoodles Minecraft Server?
Minecraft, Server, Thinknoodles
Thinknoodles, also known as Justin, is a popular YouTuber and gamer known for his entertaining and family-friendly content. He is best known for his gameplay videos and tutorials on popular games such as Roblox and Minecraft. With millions of subscribers on his YouTube channel, Thinknoodles continues to create engaging and fun content for his dedicated fan base.

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New Server IP
VAllure Realm 1.21.1
1.21.1, asmr, azura, Azura Dulait, discord server, gen 1, head cutouts, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, indulge, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Realm, relationships, schedules, Shibi, Shibi Cottonbum, Small Corpos, Stronny Cuttles, Upcoming Streams, V&U, VAllure, VAllure General, VAllure Links, VOD Archive
OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and fun! Imagine waking up in a world where fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, hypnotic cuttlefish, and demanding mistresses all exist! It’s like a dream come true, but with a twist!
Join now and experience the ultimate adult Vtuber Corpo experience! We’ve got ASMR, JOI, and all the spicy content you can handle. Plus, our Discord server is notification-only, so you can stalk without getting caught. And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride!
Don’t miss out on this insane Minecraft server where anything can happen. It’s like being in a parallel universe where VAllure reigns supreme. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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New Server IP
StutterCraft Minecraft Server
class reaction, college student, Communication, discomfort, fair, Fairness, group leader, Minecraft, Nervous, organization, powerpoint presentation, presentation, PRESSURE, Rush, Server, severe stutter, Stutter, StutterCraft, suggestion, UNCOMFORTABLE
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where teamwork is key! Just like the OP had to work with their stuttering partner, you’ll have to team up with other players to conquer challenges and build epic creations.
Join us for presentations that will leave you speechless – literally, because our in-game chat is disabled! Communicate through signs, emotes, or just good old-fashioned teamwork.
Don’t worry about feeling uncomfortable – our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on, even if you stutter your way through a sentence. Plus, our in-game audience always gives a standing ovation, no matter how your presentation goes.
So come on down to our server and show off your leadership skills! Who knows, you might just become the group leader of the next big project. And remember, in our world, everyone is a winner – even if you accidentally set the whole village on fire. Join now and let the fun begin!

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New Server IP
DisaCraftMomStopper
acceptance, Boundaries, boyfriend’s mom, Communication, Context, Conversation, DATING, disability, DisaCraftMomStopper, emotional impact, good mother, inclusion, partial blindness, people pleaser, personal space, relationships, Respect, self-advocacy, sensitivity, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all players, no matter their abilities or disabilities! Just like how this player’s boyfriend’s mom doesn’t care about who her son dates as long as he’s happy, we don’t care about your level of sight as long as you’re having fun in our virtual world.
Join us for a wild adventure where you can mine, build, and explore with a community that accepts you for who you are, whether you’re a blocky blonde or a pixelated brunette. And don’t worry, our server is so inclusive that even if you can’t see the screen clearly, you’ll still have a blast!
So come on over and join us on this crazy journey where even partial blindness can’t stop you from having a great time. And remember, on our server, the only thing we discriminate against is creepers – they’re just too explosive for our liking!

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New Server IP
ToxicCraft – Society’s Glorified
beauty standards, celebrity worship, Competition, consumerism, Fame, glorified, hustle culture, image obsession, Individualism, instant gratification, materialism, perfectionism, self-sacrifice, social media influencers, Societys, success, Superficiality, toxic masculinity, toxic positivity, ToxicCraft, validation seeking, wealth, workaholism
Are you tired of society glorifying things that are actually toxic? Well, then you need to join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a strict “No Toxicity Zone” policy. That’s right, no toxic players allowed!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Rainbow Sheep Army.” These sheep are not your average Minecraft sheep – they have magical rainbow powers that can protect you from any griefers or trolls. Plus, they throw the best parties in all of Minecraftia.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, look no further than our server. Join now and become part of the wackiest community in the Minecraft universe!

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New Server IP
EuroTroopzCraft
Conflict, Crisis, Defense, deployment, eastern europe, escalation, Europe, european union, EuroTroopzCraft, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, Military, Military Action, nato, Peacekeeping, potential conflict, SECURITY, Troops, Ukraine, WP reports
lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got 30,000 troops ready to deploy in ukraine!!! jk jk but seriously, we got an epic war zone where u can battle it out with ur friends and enemies. imagine the chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥 plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure and rare loot. u never know what u might find down there, maybe even a diamond sword with special powers or a potion that turns u into a chicken 🐔 join now and be part of the craziest adventure ever!!!

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New Server IP

Prosper Prison

Arenas, Challenges, competitive, Custom Features, Economy, Engaging Community, Events, Gangs, Grinding, Immersive, Mechanics, Missions, Other, player progression, Prison, Progression, Prosper, PvP, Quests, rewarding, Staff, strategy, Teams

Prosper Prison – The Ultimate Minecraft Prison Experience!

IP	play.prosperprison.net
Version	1.21+

About the Server

Prosper Prison is a next-level, competitive prison server designed for players who love grinding, custom features, and an engaging community. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore grinder, Prosper Prison offers an immersive and rewarding experience with unique mechanics, balanced progression, and an economy that rewards skill and strategy.

Key Features

Custom Mining Experience
Balanced Economy & Trading
Competitive Gameplay
Custom Player Progression
Active Community & Staff

Join Us Today!

Prosper Prison is built for fun, competition, and progression. Whether you’re new to prison servers or a seasoned player, you’ll find a home here. Join today and begin your journey to becoming the richest and most powerful inmate!

IP	play.prosperprison.net
Version	1.21+
Discord	dsc.gg/prosper-prison

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to play.prosperprison.net
What version of Minecraft is supported?	The server supports version 1.21 and above
Are there custom mining areas?	Yes, the server offers massive resetting mines with unique features
Can I trade with other players?	Yes, the server has a player-driven economy where you can trade, auction items, and more
Is there PvP on the server?	Yes, there are PvP arenas where players can battle each other