OttawaCraft: Where Even Minecraft is Confused

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2990
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Void Gems Collected:	24
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Enchantments Applied:	108
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Meteorites Collected:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Ores Mined:	3929	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our totally not creepy Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and definitely no child predators like Jean-Pierre Mutabazi and Mohamed Elbarkouky. Our server is so safe, even your grandma would feel comfortable playing here!

With zero chance of encountering any weirdos, you can focus on building the most epic creations and exploring our vast world. Don’t worry about being disturbed by any 56 year old student transportation drivers, unless they’re here to give you a ride to Funland!

Come join us and experience the safest, most thrilling Minecraft server out there. Who needs drama when you can have blocky adventures with friends? See you in the game!

TasteMC

Bedwars, build battle, Creative, Earth, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survival, Survival Games, Towny, Uhc, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8382
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	25	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
New Chunks Explored:	609253	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Towns Built:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

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Keytan

Adventures, Anarchy, Battles, bedrock, Clan, Community, Discord, Economy, Economy System, Events, Factions, Hardcore, Ip:, java, Keytan, Minecraft, protection system, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla, virtual market

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9790
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Emeralds Found:	9196	Meteorites Collected:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Welcome to Keytan, the Minecraft server that has it all!

Join our community and discover a world full of exciting adventures and unlimited opportunities. With our protection system, you can build your most impressive creations without worrying about attacks from other players. Be part of a clan and fight epic battles against other clans together with your companions. In addition, our economy system will allow you to earn and spend money in the virtual market, where you will find everything you need to prosper. But that’s not all in Keytan, we also offer unique events that will keep you hooked and entertained.

Don’t miss the opportunity to join us and live an unforgettable experience at Keytan, we are waiting for you!

We support Minecraft clients for both Java and Bedrock!

Java IP: mc.keytan.net Bedrock IP: mc.keytan.net:19132 Discord: http://discord.keytan.net

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Simply Vanilla: Where chaos and order collide in a deliciously unmodded world!

Active players, Allies, betray, Chaos, collide, Community, Conquer, deliciously, Discord, Duping, escape spawn, HACKING, map size, nether roof, ONLINE, Order, PvP, semi anarchy, Simply, Spawn, starter base, Survival, tb, Unmodded, Vanilla, Website, world, World Borders

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8753
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Simply <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/stone-age/">Vanilla Server</a>

Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking!

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.

IP	`simplyvanilla.net`
Discord	https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF
Website	https://simplyvanilla.net
Map size	10 TB+

What escaping spawn looks like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

Can you do better? Join Today! – escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is hacking allowed on the server?	No, hacking/duping is not allowed on Simply Vanilla.
How long has the server been online?	The server has been online since 2019.
What is the map size of the server?	The map size is 10 TB+.
Is the Nether-roof accessible on the server?	Yes, the Nether-roof is accessible on Simply Vanilla.

Drama Faggotry Minecraft Server

Attention, attention seeking, Audience, Behavior, Communication, Community, Conflict, controversy, Corpo, Drama, Dramafaggotry, ENGAGEMENT, faggotry, Followers, internet, Manipulation, Minecraft, ONLINE, phase, Server, social media, TOXIC, trolling

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1325
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Votes:	1355
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further because on our server, drama is our specialty! This guy sends dramafaggotry after every corpo but phase, keeping things spicy and entertaining for all players. Who is his audience, you ask? Only the most daring and adventurous players who aren’t afraid to stir the pot and shake things up! Join us if you dare for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just remember, drama llamas welcome only!

/ Shon / The SMP Master / Minecraft SMP /

asmr, board rules, Clips, fallenshadow, global rules, Husbands, ignore, Links, long tail tags, Master, Minecraft, Nise Menhera, Otis, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, shitposters, shon, smp, twitch, Twitch Alt, twitter, VOD

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2030
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	49
New Chunks Explored:	62679	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Villages Defended:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no schizo lolis in sight? Well, look no further than our server! Fallenshadow is the queen bee of this SMP, with multiple husbands to keep her company. Join us for a wild ride filled with ASMR streams, ribbon cages, and Twitch clips that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Don’t forget to follow us on Twitter for updates from Nise Menhera and Manager Otis, our resident Twitter stars. And if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of our backup Menhera Twitter accounts (RIP). So come on in, refresh yourself on the rules, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to ignore, report, and hide the shitposters – it’s all part of the fun! Join now before you miss out on the madness.

Wifeless Family Minecraft Server

BEDROOM, CAR, child, children, crying, deal with, family, garden, Hosting, Hotel, House, Hungover, Minecraft, night feeds, night toilet, Server, stay, tent, uninvite, Visit, weekend, Wife, Wifeless

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2247
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Votes:	566	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Love Letters Sent:	17

Are you tired of hosting unwanted guests in your Minecraft world? Join our server where we don’t allow any uninvited players to crash at your virtual house! No more dealing with crying, night feeding, or night toilet visits from other players’ kids. We promise a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience where you can focus on building and exploring without any unwanted distractions. So come join us and say goodbye to hosting headaches!

FamJamCraft: No Compromise!

Accommodation, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, Disappointment, Driving, Expectations, family dynamics, family visit, FamJamCraft, Fiance, Hospitality, relationship, SightSeeing, stress, touristy, traffic

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4042
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	116
Towns Built:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, traffic jams, and broken promises!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between a player’s fiance and her Asian tourist parents. They’re fighting over who gets to drive to all the touristy spots and take a million pictures. Will they ever reach a compromise? Will the parents ever get to see all the sights they want? Only time will tell on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might witness a showdown between a nervous/anxious driver and a stubborn player who refuses to give up their room for guests. Will they ever make peace and let the family stay over? Or will they end up sleeping on an air mattress for eternity?

Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you on our server. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions, traffic jams, and family drama that will keep you coming back for more!

IceCreamSMP – FavFlavor?

caramel, Chocolate, cold, cookie dough, creamy, DELICIOUS, dessert, FavFlavor, favourite, Flavour, gelato, ice cream, IceCreamSMP, Indulgent, Mint, pistachio, rocky road, sorbet, Strawberry, SWEET, Treat, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3605
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a scoop of rainbow sherbet topped with unicorn sprinkles! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and secret underground ice cream parlors. Who needs vanilla when you can have pistachio creeper surprise or minty zombie delight? So come on down and join us for a flavor-packed adventure that will leave you screaming for more!

BlockPartyTimeTravel

advice, BlockPartyTimeTravel, Decision making, goal-setting, hindsight, learning from the past Mindfulness, life lessons, motivation, past mistakes, reflection Personal growth, regrets Future planning, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care Time management, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8257
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about time travel advice again because we’ve got it all covered! Our server is so epic, it’s like stepping into a time machine of fun and craziness.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a secret portal that takes you back in time to when dinosaurs roamed the earth. But don’t worry, we’ve got special armor that turns you into a T-Rex so you can blend in and avoid getting eaten.

Or how about this: you’re building a castle and accidentally create a time warp that transports you to a medieval kingdom where you have to battle dragons and rescue princesses. But don’t fret, we’ve got enchanted swords and magical potions to help you on your quest.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest time-traveling adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft! Trust us, your future self will thank you for it.

WuhanCraft19: Market Mayhem

Chinese market, coronavirus, covid-19 outbreak, epidemiology, Evidence, global spread, health crisis, Infectious Disease, investigation, market, MAYHEM, Origin, pandemic, public health, SARS-CoV-2, source, speculation, theory, virology, wuhan, Wuhan market, WuhanCraft19, zoonotic transmission

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9687
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Votes:	2554
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Emeralds Found:	7271
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

So, like, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server? It’s, like, the wildest place to be, man!

First of all, let me tell you a little story. So, like, there was this player who joined the server and found a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But get this, the lair was guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! Yeah, I know, totally insane, right?

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, let me tell you about the epic PvP battles that go down on this server. Players ride on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and battle it out in the skies while dodging fireballs from a dragon with a top hat. It’s like a scene straight out of a fantasy movie, man!

Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure hunts that happen every week? Players have to decipher cryptic clues and navigate through deadly traps to find the hidden loot. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers for a whole week!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta join this one. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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