Forget about listening to boring men fumble through dusty old books – on our server, the only book you need is the Minecraft crafting guide. We’re all about creativity, not routine.
Join us and let’s build a world where Satan can’t gaslight us into being angry about not understanding Christianity. Let’s show those normies that being a neurotypical sexhaving normalfag isn’t the only way to have fun in Minecraft!
Join our server and start your journey to becoming the most powerful leader in all of Minecraft. Pass laws that will have everyone scratching their heads and wondering what in the world you’re thinking. Want to close down all the women’s shelters and resources? Sure, why not! Who needs those anyway when you can have a good old-fashioned abusive relationship with a chad?
But wait, there’s more! As you navigate your way through the world of politics and power, you’ll encounter all sorts of wacky characters and challenges. From sneaky lobbyists trying to sway your decisions to rival politicians trying to take you down, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So come on down and join us for a wild ride of corruption, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of redemption. Who knows, you might just become the most infamous leader in all of Minecraft history. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it?
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I heard they have a secret underground disco made entirely of diamond blocks, where the creepers bust out their sick moves.
And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn your pickaxe into a lightsaber.
Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot.
So, like, why are you still reading this? Go join the server and let the craziness begin!
Join us for a world where networking events involve building bridges (literally) and prospecting clients means mining for diamonds. Our professional relationships are built on a foundation of cobblestone and teamwork.
Say goodbye to friends who don’t support your career goals and hello to a community that understands the grind. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who appreciate your dedication to success?
So come on over to our server and show Sarah that you’re not choosing money over people, you’re choosing a blocky paradise where your ambitions are valued. Don’t be the asshole, be the diamond in the rough on our server!
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if you join this server, you’ll be, like, best friends with a talking llama who gives out free diamonds every Tuesday. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.
so, like, forget about negotiating with Trump or whatever, come join our server and live your best minecraft life. it’s, like, totally rational, intelligent, and honorable.
| Server Type | Semi-vanilla SMP |
|---|---|
| Launch Date | January 12, 2025 |
| Compatibility | Bedrock and Java |
| Host Location | Virginia, USA |
A: Yes, the server is compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions.
A: The server includes Blaze and Cave advancements, restored Villager and raid mechanics, disabled Phantoms, multiplayer sleep, mob and player head drops, Dynmap, simple Voice Chat, Anti Enderman Grief, and a trust-based economy.
A: The overworld has a 10k x 10k world border, while the nether and end do not have a border.
A: You can apply to join the server by following the link provided in the above description.
Ever wanted to unleash your inner rage in a virtual world? Well, here’s your chance!
Our server is a place where you can let out all your frustrations and go on a rampage like never before.
With no rules and no consequences, you can do whatever you want, whenever you want.
Build, destroy, and conquer – the choice is yours!
So come on, join us and let’s fapp our way to victory!