Forget about listening to boring men fumble through dusty old books – on our server, the only book you need is the Minecraft crafting guide. We’re all about creativity, not routine.
Join us and let’s build a world where Satan can’t gaslight us into being angry about not understanding Christianity. Let’s show those normies that being a neurotypical sexhaving normalfag isn’t the only way to have fun in Minecraft!
Join our server and start your journey to becoming the most powerful leader in all of Minecraft. Pass laws that will have everyone scratching their heads and wondering what in the world you’re thinking. Want to close down all the women’s shelters and resources? Sure, why not! Who needs those anyway when you can have a good old-fashioned abusive relationship with a chad?
But wait, there’s more! As you navigate your way through the world of politics and power, you’ll encounter all sorts of wacky characters and challenges. From sneaky lobbyists trying to sway your decisions to rival politicians trying to take you down, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So come on down and join us for a wild ride of corruption, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of redemption. Who knows, you might just become the most infamous leader in all of Minecraft history. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it?
Join us and you’ll hear the craziest stories from our resident homeless villager, who claims to have once ridden a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face. Rumor has it that the last player who tried to take it on ended up befriending it and starting a dragon daycare service.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Features |
|---|
| 🏠 Land Claiming |
| 🛍️ Shopping District |
| 💨 Homes and TPA |
| 🗺️ Live World Map |
| 👾 Mob Heads |
| 🌙 One Player Sleep |
| 🏅 Ranks based upon trust, playtime and voting |
🔗 IP: play.craftedsurvival.net
🔗 Bedrock Port: 19132
We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I join the server? | Yes! We welcome all players to join Crafted Survival. |
| Do you allow griefing? | No, we have a griefer-free policy to ensure a friendly community experience. |
| How can I claim land? | You can use the land claiming feature to protect your builds and belongings. |
| Are there any special ranks on the server? | Yes, we have ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting. |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with wacky surprises.
Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Mafia” – a group of llamas who run the black market in the server, trading rare items for emeralds and causing chaos wherever they go.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to hide your weird porn stash in the /wrestling/tna/sting/ folder – no one will ever look there!
Join us for a wild adventure where you can unleash your frustrations on virtual pranksters without any consequences. Build your own virtual hotel room and prank-proof it to keep those pesky teenagers at bay. And if they still bother you, feel free to let out a few choice words – they won’t hear you here!
So come on over and join our server for a hilarious and stress-relieving experience. Just remember, what happens in the virtual world, stays in the virtual world!
Just like how I got Jack’s son, Ed, hooked on reading with a crazy spy academy book, we’ll hook you on our server with our insane quests and challenges. Who needs serious stuff when you can have a blast exploring our virtual world filled with mysteries and surprises?
And if you’re like Jack, who thinks reading silly books is pointless, don’t worry! Our server is all about embracing the ridiculous and having a good time. Plus, we won’t judge you for comparing yourself to your complicated dad who only wanted you to read science books. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, even if that means being a doctor who secretly loves fantasy novels!
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing far-fetched is how much fun you’ll have!
1. Our server is run by a group of immortal beings who have been playing Minecraft since the beginning of time. They have mastered every aspect of the game and are always looking for new players to challenge them.
2. We have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and powerful artifacts. Rumor has it that anyone who finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ruler of the server.
3. The mobs on our server are no ordinary creatures. They have evolved over millions of years and are now capable of building their own civilizations. You never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter while exploring the world.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and live for 1 billion years of epic gameplay and ridiculous shenanigans!
Join us for epic battles with giant spiders, treacherous lava pits, and even the occasional creeper explosion that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or off it, if you’re not careful).
But don’t worry, our friendly community of players is always here to help you out, whether you need a hand navigating a tricky maze or just someone to laugh with as you narrowly escape a horde of zombies.
So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of near-death experiences in the safety of your own virtual world. Just remember to watch your back – you never know what dangers lurk around the next corner!