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  • Eternal Frosty Peaks 1.20.3

    Eternal Frosty Peaks 1.20.3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join our wacky Minecraft server where your face won’t melt away like in real life! We promise no bone resorption here, just epic adventures and pixelated fun! Who needs a saggy face when you can have blocky goodness instead? Join now and save your face from melting into oblivion!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server

    Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can inject bone gel to boost ur bone density in 2 weeks? ya, u heard me right. forget about those boring drugs, we got that injectable bone gel that will make ur bones stronger than diamond armor in no time. join our server and become the ultimate bone warrior, smashing blocks and mobs with ur indestructible skeleton. who needs potions when u got injectable bone gel, amirite? come join us and let’s make osteoporosis a thing of the past.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CrackCraft: Not Just for Hipsters!

    CrackCraft: Not Just for Hipsters!

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis cray cray minecraft server and get dat vitamin D fix u been needin! u know what dey say, a creeper a day keeps da doctor away! build urself a fortress made of calcium blocks and never worry bout fractures again!

    we got da wildest adventures waitin for u, from fightin off skeleton armies to rescuin villagers from zombie attacks. u can even ride a pig into battle if u feelin extra bold.

    but beware, dis server ain’t for da faint of heart. only da bravest survive in our world of blocky madness. so grab ur pickaxe and join us for some vitamin D-fueled fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Bone Boosters Server

    Bone Boosters Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where blackcurrant supplement capsules are the key to building the sickest bone structures in the game! forget about mining for diamonds, just pop a couple of these bad boys and watch your bones grow stronger than ever before. postmenopausal women are dominating the server with their indestructible bone mineral density, you don’t want to miss out on this bone-building adventure! join now and become the ultimate bone warrior in the world of minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoSleepMC Server

    NoSleepMC Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos that will make you forget all about your real-world problems.

    Reasons to join our server: – Build your dream castle and defend it against zombie pigmen with diamond swords! – Explore a vast world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons that will challenge even the bravest of players! – Ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting arrows at creepers – because why not? – Engage in epic battles with your friends and show off your PvP skills in intense combat arenas! – Create your own mini-games and challenge others to see who is the ultimate Minecraft champion! – Join our community of players who are just as wacky and fun-loving as you are, and make new friends who share your love for all things Minecraft!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the laughter and adventure begin! Just remember, no dirty Covid tissues allowed – we have standards here, people.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Finger Fumble Craft

    Finger Fumble Craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, yea u, do u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well buckle up buttercup cuz dis server is gonna blow ur mind like a creeper in a TNT shop!

    we got pigs that can fly, chickens that do the macarena, and cows that can do backflips. yea, u heard me right, BACKFLIPS.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out and plot world domination. u wanna be a part of dat? of course u do!

    oh and did i mention we have a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? yea, u can ride that bad boy while dodging lava and zombie pigmen. it’s a thrill ride like no other!

    so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for urself. just remember, always use ur right index finger for everything, even if it doesn’t make sense. trust me, it’s the key to success in dis wacky world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Chariz

    Chariz

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server for those looking to play with friends using voice chat, tpa, etc. And it also includes berock players

    Note: server beta! Leave your feedback on discord/help: https://discord.gg/zqAbDxurWD

    But in the future this server will be improved, thank you for your preference on our server

    Optional version from 1.9 to 1.21.1 I hope you like it and if something is missing from the server just let us know on discord

    xariz.falixsrv.me:56685

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pixel Forest Minecraft Server

    Pixel Forest Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Saint Mori Calliope, the most epic Minecraft server in the Imperium of Man! Join us as we battle against the forces of chaos and build our empire in the name of the Emperor!

    Reasons to join: 1. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant golden statue of Calliope, the goddess of Minecraft herself. She will protect you from any griefers or creepers that dare to come near. 2. Our community is made up of the bravest warriors and the most skilled builders in all the land. Together, we will conquer all who oppose us. 3. Our server events are legendary. From epic PvP battles to treasure hunts in the Nether, there is never a dull moment on Saint Mori Calliope. 4. Rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret dungeon filled with rare loot and powerful weapons. Only the most daring adventurers can hope to uncover its secrets. 5. And if you’re lucky, you may even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine, who is said to roam the server at night, haunting those who dare to cross his path.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Saint Mori Calliope and become a legend in the Imperium of Man!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Hawk TUAH Minecraft SMP Ludwig von Misesian Austrian Girl

    Hawk TUAH Minecraft SMP Ludwig von Misesian Austrian Girl

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between Hawk Tuah girl and Ludwig von Misesian, fighting it out over their economic ideologies while building pixelated empires. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell in this wacky world where even the chickens have secret alliances. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HackCraft: Life Pro Edition

    HackCraft: Life Pro Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

    Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. Plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy – just watch out for the evil gummy bears!

    But that’s not all – we also have a magical potion that turns you into a flying unicorn, and a treasure chest filled with diamonds that never runs out. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in the multiverse and discover your greatest life hack yet!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP