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KyrgyzCraft Server: Arrested Fiancé’s Proposal

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8469
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2474	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Divine Spears Created:	21
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of Kyrgyzstan arrests people for having too lit marriage proposals! we promise you won’t get arrested for being too extra in our server, unless you build a diamond castle for your boo, then you might get in trouble 😂🏰💎 join now for a chance to have a wild adventure like the niece’s fiancé, but without the jail time! #wedontarrestforlove #minecraftfun #diamondcastlesfordays 🚓🚫💍

Crafty Anon’s Block Party

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8167
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Love Letters Sent:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	7959
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6544

Welcome to our BRUTAL Minecraft server, where the mobs are tougher, the challenges are crazier, and the fun never stops! Join us if you dare for an epic adventure like no other.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately attacked by a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. But instead of running away, this player fought back with nothing but a carrot and emerged victorious, earning the title of “Carrot King” for all eternity.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle giant chickens with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Plus, every full moon, the entire world turns upside down and you must navigate through a gravity-defying maze to survive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our BRUTAL Minecraft server today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just remember, only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this wild and wacky world.

FinnishFazeCraft: Where nothing can faze the Finnish man!

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	431
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6211

Welcome to our Minecraft server where nothing can faze the Finnish man! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of Finnish ninjas who can build a house out of diamond blocks in under 30 seconds. – We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. – The server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot on a stick as a weapon. – Our community is so welcoming that even the creepers have been known to throw block parties instead of exploding.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional Finnish ninja), then join us today!

NijiCraft: Where Vtubers Build, Laugh, and Slay!

BUILD, discordfags, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, ignore bait, iluna, KRISIS, LAUGH, lazulight, Luxiem, Niji-mado, NijiCraft, NijiEN, Nijisanji EN General, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, petragurin, samefags, shitposting, slay, Teamup Schedule, ttt, Vtubers, xsoleil

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8194
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	105
Zombie Dances:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further than Nijisanji EN Minecraft Madness! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures with LazuLight, OBSYDIA, Ethyria, Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, TTT, and more!

Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to spawn here. We’ve got MariaMari0nette, AiaAmare, HexHaywire, and more causing chaos in the best way possible. And don’t even get us started on our PvP battles – they’re more intense than a creeper sneaking up on you while you’re mining diamonds!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft shenanigans this side of the Nether. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). See you in the world of blocks and madness!

Stone Age Crafters

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5040
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	317	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Void Gems Collected:	15	Secret Passages Found:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	38

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve cracked the code on time travel! That’s right, we’ve figured out how to transport you back in the day to experience Minecraft like never before.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a T-Rex comes stomping through, looking for a snack. Or maybe you’re building a castle and Julius Caesar himself shows up to challenge you to a duel. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we’ve also added a modern HTML twist to the game. You can now customize your character with the latest fashion trends from the Stone Age, or even ride a hovercraft instead of a minecart.

So why join our server? Because where else can you fight off a horde of zombies with a caveman club while riding a unicorn through a portal to the future? Only on our outrageous Minecraft server!

BibleCraft: Where Polygyny is Just Another Block in the Game

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7428
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	20

🌈 Welcome to our fabulous Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you need to have a wild time in the virtual world!

👩‍❤️‍👩 Join us for a sizzling adventure where multiple women are in a sexual situation… and guess what? It’s all about homosexuality! That’s right, we’re breaking all the rules and having a blast while doing it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

📖 But don’t worry, we’ve done our research. According to the Bible, polygyny is totally cool as long as the wives are getting their gay on. Leviticus 18:22 may say something about men lying with mankind, but it never said anything about women! Plus, the word for “man” actually just means “male” in Hebrew. So, technically, we’re all good to go!

🔥 So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as it gets, come join us! Who knew that ancient Israelites were such trendsetters with their polygyny and fabulous shenanigans? Don’t miss out on the fun – sign up now and let’s get this party started! 🎉

LatinCraft: Where we build pixelated pyramids instead of walls!

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8089
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ores Mined:	5396	Meteorites Collected:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server, where we strive to make the concept of race as obsolete as trying to find diamonds without a pickaxe! In this server, we embrace the idea of being one big happy family of blocky characters, regardless of our pixelated skin colors.

Just like in Latin America, where they’ve been trying to make race disappear for over a century, we believe that in our pixelated world, we should all just be known as Minecraftians. No more labels, just pure blocky fun!

Join us and experience a world where nationality takes precedence over race, just like in Brazil where they proudly call themselves a racial democracy. And if you dare to bring up the topic of race, be prepared to face off against a Dominican player who will fight you to the death (in-game, of course)!

So come on and join our server, where we are progressive on racial issues and dream of a day when we can all just identify as Minecraftians. Let’s make the American continent, north and south, a place where race is a thing of the past and we can all just focus on building amazing structures and battling creepers together. See you in the game!

CraftyQueens Minecraft: Where Even Blocky Girls Have Standards

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6496
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of josei manga and dive into a world of pure innocence and fun!

Join us and leave behind the stereotypes of easy, slutty, and cheating females because on our server, everyone is a hero!

Embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and make friends with players who value integrity and good vibes above all else.

So why wait? Join now and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a spaceship next!

TexanCraft: No More Porn Hub, Just Blocks and Creepers!

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3842
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of not being able to visit your favorite porn sites by immersing yourself in a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun!

Join us and build your own virtual porn empire, where you can create NSFW statues and monuments to your heart’s content. Who needs real porn when you can watch two Minecraft pigs getting it on in the virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Texas People tribe, who have mastered the art of Minecraft survival in the wild west. Join them in epic battles against creepers and zombies, and become a true Texan hero.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring porn sites forever!

House Party Minecraft Server: Survive the American Nuke!

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	597
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the impending doom of America nuking your house! Join us and build a fortress to protect yourself from the incoming missiles. Our server is equipped with anti-nuke technology that will keep you safe while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. Don’t let your house get blown up, join us now and survive the apocalypse in style!

RatCraft – Cheesy Adventures Await!

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1599
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Welcome to the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with dreams, catching, and 3D live action that will leave you questioning reality.

Our server is so epic that even the originals are shaking in their boots. With music that will make your ears sing and covers that will make your heart skip a beat, you won’t want to miss a single moment.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Zodiac and Pandæmonium like never before. Our podcasts will have you laughing, crying, and everything in between.

And don’t even get us started on the merch. From limited edition PC cases to promise swag that will make your friends jealous, we’ve got it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s craft some holo memories together. Trust us, you won’t regret it.