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KyrgyzCraft Server: Arrested Fiancé’s Proposal

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3129
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dragons Tamed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Emeralds Found:	233	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of Kyrgyzstan arrests people for having too lit marriage proposals! we promise you won’t get arrested for being too extra in our server, unless you build a diamond castle for your boo, then you might get in trouble 😂🏰💎 join now for a chance to have a wild adventure like the niece’s fiancé, but without the jail time! #wedontarrestforlove #minecraftfun #diamondcastlesfordays 🚓🚫💍

Subnautica Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2665
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	34
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	951996

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and not take yourself too seriously! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They may spit on you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you emeralds for bones.

3. Our community events include epic llama races, where you can ride your very own llama through obstacle courses and win fabulous prizes like a golden carrot or a stack of slime blocks.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond pickaxe with Efficiency 1000 and Unbreaking 100. Will you be the lucky one to find it?

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination!

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1060
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

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Shit Hole Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1465
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8068	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where living in this shithole is actually the best decision you’ll ever make! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. It’s like a rave party down there, but with more explosions!

2. Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and cows can do backflips. It’s like a circus, but with more bacon!

3. Our server has a legendary treasure hidden at the bottom of a lava pit. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the ability to fart rainbows and shoot glitter out of their ears.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziness for yourself! Who knew living in a shithole could be so much fun?

Magic Mushroom SMP – Massachusetts Tomorrow

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7826
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the mushrooms are so lit that even non-drug users are tempted to vote in a cucked state just to experience the madness? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Get ready for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, some seriously trippy mushrooms that will blow your mind. Join us now and see why everyone is talking about this epic Minecraft SMP!

Hug Me Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2491
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2384	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	116	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with bling-bang-bang-born adventures, where you’ll discover the true meaning of sweet magic and get lost in the mesmerizing world of Meconopsis.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the ocean wave party live event and get drenched in air as you dance your heart out to the catchy tunes of pop stars and summertime hits. And if that’s not enough, join our exclusive VR dance-off where you can show off your moves and compete for the title of ultimate dancer.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore the fantastical world of フタリボシ and embark on a journey through the whimsical land of ないない. And if you’re feeling brave, take on the challenge of the mysterious Tabi No Tochuu and uncover the secrets of the violet realm.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. And don’t forget to check out Ina’s AmiAmi affiliate link for some awesome merch to enhance your gaming experience. See you in the game!

Be me in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4986
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

>Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of gambling without the risk of STDs!

>Imagine building your dream base while also hitting the jackpot in our virtual casino!

>Who needs a social life when you can be the richest player on the server by winning big in our custom gambling mini-games?

>Forget about relationships, join our SMP and let the blocks be your true love!

>Don’t miss out on the chance to block that girl who touched your junk and come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures!

Pixel Payouts Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6308
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	3756	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take dice poker to a whole new level! Forget building and mining, we’re all about the thrill of the game here. Join us for epic dice poker tournaments where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce. Rumor has it, the winner gets a real-life unicorn (Disclaimer: unicorn may or may not be made of pixels). So if you’re ready to test your luck and skill in a game of chance, join us on this server where the only thing you’ll be mining is victory!

Minecraft SMP: / Stable Diffusion General /

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9895
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Welcome to our Cats in Space edition Minecraft SMP! If you’re tired of the same old boring servers, then look no further. Our server is out of this world, quite literally. We have cats floating around in space, mining for diamonds and building epic space stations.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of alien llamas who trade rare items for space cheese. Yes, you heard that right, space cheese. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking potatoes.

Join us for a wild ride through the galaxy, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs are non-stop. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane adventure. See you in space, fellow Minecrafters!

Lost Trump’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4987
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	25	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Zombie Dances:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further, because our server is more cooked than a Thanksgiving turkey! With a sample data that’s more skewed than a funhouse mirror, you’ll never know what to expect next. Join us for R+1 samples in PA, R+3 samples in NC and WI, R+4 samples in AZ, R+5 samples in GA, and even D+0.6 samples in MI and D+1.5 samples in NV. It’s like playing Minecraft on a rollercoaster, but with more political drama than a reality TV show. So come on, join us and experience the chaos for yourself!

Zesty Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3620
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Secret Passages Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to spice things up! Literally. We have a secret potion that will make your character zestier than a lemon on a hot summer day. Imagine running around the server leaving a trail of citrusy goodness in your wake. Creepers won’t know what hit them!

But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered friends that will do his bidding. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a duel, you will be granted the power to lay eggs yourself. Who wouldn’t want to be a part-time chicken?

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the Pigman Mafia reigns supreme. They may look cute and cuddly, but don’t be fooled – these pigs mean business. If you can earn their trust, you may just find yourself with a powerful ally in your quest for dominance.

So come join us on our zesty, chicken-filled, pig-tastic adventure. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our wacky world? Just remember, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade…or throw them at your enemies.