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PretendRichKidMC SMP

conspicuous consumption, facade, Fake, flaunting.., high society, image-conscious, keeping up appearances, luxury, materialistic, ostentatious, Phony, Poser, pretending, PretendRichKidMC, Rich, Show off, smp, social climbing, status symbol, superficial, WANNABE, wealth

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2938
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Villages Defended:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to flex your virtual wealth with diamond armor and stacks on stacks of emeralds! We’ve got players pretending to be so rich, they build entire mansions out of gold blocks just to show off. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun – we even have a secret underground society of players who pretend to be poor just to mess with the rich ones. So come join us for a wild ride of fake riches and hilarious antics!

SMPretentiousCraft – The Most Pretentious Minecraft SMP

Affected, affectedness, all time, artsy, BIAS, critical analysis, disagree, elitist, grandiose, highbrow entertainment, intellectual, Minecraft, Most pretentious series, ostentatious, Overrated, pretentious, pretentious TV series, self-important, smp, SMPretentiousCraft, snobbish, SOPHISTICATED, tv show

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5709
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Welcome to the most ridiculously over-the-top Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to fill out an application to join.

If you’re not on this server, you might as well be playing with dirt blocks in single player mode. We have the most epic builds, the most intense PvP battles, and the most drama-filled chat you’ll ever experience.

Join us if you want to witness a creeper proposing to a skeleton, or see a group of villagers start a protest over their working conditions. We have so many inside jokes, even the chickens are laughing.

But be warned, if you dare to disagree with our greatness, you will be banished to the Nether realm, where you’ll have to survive on nothing but rotten flesh and magma cubes. So come join us, if you think you can handle the insanity.

TrashCraft

Brash, Cheap, classless, crass, Flashy, garish, gaudy, inappropriate, loud, low-class, ostentatious, over the top, showy, SLEAZY, tacky, Tasteless, TrashCraft, TRASHY, Unrefined, unsophisticated, Vulgar

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1750
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ores Mined:	5701
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to be surrounded by the most trashy and hilarious players in the blocky universe! We’ve got players who build giant toilets as their houses, ride pigs dressed as Elvis Presley, and have dance parties with creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Trash King, who once defeated an Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden spoon and a rubber chicken. He now roams the server, challenging players to ridiculous tasks like building a roller coaster made entirely of melons or finding the rarest block in the game – the elusive rainbow diamond.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy and trashy as you are, come join us and let the madness begin!

RichCraft Minecraft Server

affluent, disconnected, elitist, entitled, Extravagant, extravagant lifestyle, high society, ivory tower, Lavish, luxury, materialistic, Minecraft, Opulent, ostentatious, out of touch, pretentious, privileged, Rich, RichCraft, Server, snobbish, Upper Class, Wealthy

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1866
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Buildings Constructed:	31
Animals Bred:	195	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of hearing rich people brag about their private jets and designer handbags? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave those snooty rich folks behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs ride on top of chickens.

Our server is the ultimate playground for those who want to stick it to the wealthy elite. Build your own mansion made entirely of gold blocks, ride around on a unicorn that farts rainbows, and battle against evil billionaires who are trying to take over the server with their armies of butlers and maids.

So come join us and show those out of touch rich people what real fun looks like in Minecraft!

ScholarshipGate: No Tuition, No Problems!

adulting, attitude, college, Communication, consequences, DEADLINE, Decision making, education, email, family dynamics, financial aid, GPA, loans, Paperwork, parenting, Problems, RESPONSIBILITY, scholarship, ScholarshipGate, STUDENT, tough love, tuition

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8810
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	3248
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6062
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Animals Bred:	153
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	21

Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful kids who can’t even check their email for a $20k scholarship? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to lose your scholarship money, because, well, we’re not in charge of your finances.

Join us for a wild ride of building, crafting, and avoiding paperwork at all costs. Who needs a 3.5 GPA when you can have a diamond sword, am I right?

And don’t worry, our server is judgment-free when it comes to blaming parents for your own mistakes. So come on down and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where the only deadlines are creeper explosions. See you there!

PixelFlicks Minecraft Server

bad movie, cinematic disappointment, cool concept, creative concept, DISAPPOINTING, failed attempt., film, flawed execution, good premise, high expectations, interesting idea, letdown, Minecraft, missed opportunity, missed potential, Movie, PixelFlicks, poorly executed, potential wasted, Server, underwhelming, unsuccessful adaptation, wrong execution

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7426
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Zombie Dances:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Picture this: you’re wandering through the vast world of Minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a server like no other. This server is like a movie with a cool concept but wrong execution – except in this case, the concept is so outrageous and the execution is so hilariously perfect that you can’t help but join in on the fun.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while dodging explosive chickens. Our server is like a blockbuster movie gone wrong in all the right ways – you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits around the corner.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and experience the ultimate blend of chaos, creativity, and pure insanity. Who needs a well-executed movie when you can have a server like this?

ComfortCraftMC

childhood favorites, comfort food, ComfortCraftMC, cozy food, emotional eating, Favorite Food, feel good food, food cravings, food nostalgia, food therapy, go-to dish, guilty pleasure, home cooked meals, indulgence, satisfying meal, self-care, soul food, stress eating, ultimate comfort, warm and comforting

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8729
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34

Do you ever just crave a pixelated feast while mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most epic food selection you’ve ever seen! From block-shaped burgers to creeper cupcakes, we’ve got it all! Join us for a gastronomic adventure like no other!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that he once defeated an entire army of zombies with just a carrot and a stick. Will you dare to challenge his porky power?

And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, why not try our exclusive skydiving mini-game? Jump off the tallest tower in the land and see if you can land on a tiny block of water below. It’s the ultimate test of bravery and coordination!

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most delicious, and adrenaline-pumping Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts and epic battles instead? Join us now and let the fun begin!

TerrorCraft – UK Minecraft Server

Accountability, Conflict, cover up, Diplomacy, extremism, financial support, Foreign Office, funding, Government, Groups, international relations, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Palestinian, political controversy, scandal, Server, terror-linked, TerrorCraft, Terrorism, transparency, uk

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8269
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Star Shards Collected:	163
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2

so, like, u kno how the UK Foreign Office is all secretive and stuff about funding to, like, terror-linked Palestinian groups? well, on our minecraft server, we have a secret underground base where we uncover all the juicy deets about this scandal! join us and become a secret agent, uncovering government secrets while building epic structures and battling creepers! plus, we have a pet llama named fluffy who spits on anyone who tries to grief our server. come join us for a wild ride of conspiracy theories and blocky adventures!

PrisonBreakCraft

Conflict, eastern europe, Fight, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Government, international relations, Military, military strategy, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner exchange, prisoner release, prisoners, prisoners of war, Release, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, Ukrainian crisis, War

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2114
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	2929	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Buildings Constructed:	19	Alien Abductions:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE RELEASED THOUSANDS OF PRISONERS FROM UKRAINE TO FIGHT AGAINST RUSSIA! THEY’RE READY TO MINE AND CRAFT THEIR WAY TO VICTORY! WATCH OUT FOR THE CREEPERS, THEY’RE JUST AS DANGEROUS AS THE RUSSIANS! JOIN NOW FOR AN EPIC BATTLE OF BLOCKS AND FREEDOM!

CymaticCraft: 2D Fun in a 3D World

2D version, 3D reality, audiovisual art, Cymatic patterns, CymaticCraft, frequency visualization, Fun, geometric shapes, greater complexities, harmonic frequencies, intricate designs., intricate patterns, multidimensional reality, Music Visualization, natural formations, resonance patterns, scientific phenomena, sound visualization, vibrational energy, visual representation, wave interference, wave patterns, world

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8384
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story. So, like, one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a dimension where everything was made of diamonds. And, get this, the creepers were actually friendly and gave out free hugs! Can you believe it?! Plus, the cymatic patterns on this server are off the charts, man. It’s like tripping on mushrooms without actually eating any mushrooms, ya feel me? So, come join us and experience the mind-blowing 2D version of reality in 3D. It’s gonna be a total blast, dude!

BrainCrafters: Postmortem vs. Living

Brain, brain disorders, BrainCrafters, Diagnostics, Differences, Enhancements, Factors, inflammation, Levels, Living, living brain tissues, living samples, parkinsons, Postmortem, postmortem brain tissues, postmortem samples, researchers, RNA, RNA editing, samples, tissues, treatments, Understanding

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9588
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Star Shards Collected:	156
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. We got RNA editing in postmortem and living brain tissues, like, whoa. And, get this, the postmortem samples have higher levels because of inflammation, like, mind blown, right? Join this server and, like, understand these crazy differences, man. It’s gonna, like, enhance diagnostics and treatments for brain disorders like Parkinson’s, like, who even knew, right? So, like, join now and, like, let’s get brainy together, bro. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

4chanFear Minecraft Server

4chan, 4chanFear, Anonymity, cyber threats, cyberbullying, digital security, fear, forum, internet regulations, internet safety, jannies, Minecraft, Moderation, online behavior, online censorship, Online Community, online harassment, online privacy, Robots, Server, Shut down, threatening posts, trolling

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4192
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magic Items Found:	1826	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	221	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the jannies are constantly on edge about getting shut down by the feds for some crazy 4chan shenanigans? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Our jannies are fearless warriors who laugh in the face of danger and will never let a little FBI threat get in the way of some good old block-building fun.

Join us for epic adventures where robots come to life and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Watch out for those sneaky creepers, they might just be undercover agents trying to take down our server. But fear not, our community is strong and we will band together to protect our virtual home from any and all threats.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Just remember, nothing is ever as it seems and you never know what crazy antics will unfold next. See you in the game, brave adventurer!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, anonymous posting, BlockyBanter, Conversations, digital communication, discussion, forum, image sharing, imageboard, IndiaChan, Indian forum, Indian imageboard, Indian users, internet culture, long tail tags, message board, Minecraft, No. 199221280, Online Community, Posts, Server, Threads

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5490
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us at http://indiachan.xyz/ for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden village filled with dancing llamas and singing villagers. The player was so amazed by this unexpected discovery that they couldn’t stop laughing for days!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such killer dance moves?

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a magical portal that leads to a land filled with giant chickens and flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true for all you animal lovers out there!

So what are you waiting for? Join us at http://indiachan.xyz/ for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SisCritiqueButPaidForCollege

aunt, Boundaries, college, consequences, criminal charges, criticizing, Grandparents, Guilt, Incident, lie, loan, OBLIGATION, parents, private school, Raising, savings, SisCritiqueButPaidForCollege, sister, suspension, Therapy, tuition

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8339
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magic Items Found:	8827

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Join our server and leave all the family feuds behind!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun without worrying about your sister pulling crazy stunts like Mia. Imagine a world where you can build, explore, and create without any guilt trips or family drama getting in your way.

Plus, who needs grandparents helping with college when you can mine for diamonds and build your own empire in our server? Forget about loans and financial stress, just focus on building the ultimate Minecraft kingdom.

Join us now and leave all the real-life chaos behind. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie battles instead? Don’t be an AITA, be a Minecraft master!