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SpoiledCraft: BIL Edition

bil, communication breakdown, confrontation avoidance, disrespectful attitude, disrespectful behavior., Edition, emotional drain, emotional exhaustion, entitled, family dynamic, family tension, financial responsibility, financial strain, household chores, household conflict, lack of support, living arrangements, living situation, long term houseguest, personal boundaries, SpoiledCraft, strained relationships

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	337
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ores Mined:	6356	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like living with your BIL who just won’t move out, except with creepers and zombies instead of dirty laundry.

Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being ignored by your fellow players, just like how BIL ignores your requests to keep the bathroom window open. Watch as your virtual houseguests take advantage of your hospitality and refuse to clean up after themselves, just like BIL and his dirty clothes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers the ultimate challenge of dealing with entitled and arrogant players who think they can just mooch off of you forever. Experience the tension and strain of living with someone who just won’t leave, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world filled with chaos.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the max, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play on our server and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster?

RageQuitMinecraftSMP

annoyances, auditory, Frustration, Gaming, gaming annoyances, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming frustrations, gaming noises, gaming sounds, gaming triggers, irritating sounds, Pet Peeves, RAGE, RageQuitMinecraftSMP, SOUNDS, triggers, video game irritations, video game triggers, video games

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9599
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Star Shards Collected:	159	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. The admins are like, super cool and give out diamonds like candy, I swear. And the spawn area is like, a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers doing the macarena, it’s lit af.

But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

BlockLifeChanger

big impact, BlockLifeChanger, butterfly effect, Decision making, impactful decisions, life changing, life changing moments, life-altering choices, minor choices, momentous decision, personal growth, pivotal choice, ripple effect, significant choices, small actions, small choices, small decision, transformative actions, turning point, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4369
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6818	Mines Excavated:	1943
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Join our Minecraft server and make the small decision to dig one block in a certain direction, and who knows what crazy adventures await you! One player dug down and found a hidden underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Another player accidentally punched a pig and it turned into a flying pig that now follows them around as a loyal companion. The possibilities are endless on our server, where even the smallest decisions can lead to life-changing moments! So come join us and see where your next block break will take you!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Allies, Canada, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic impact, export, foreign relations, Import, international trade, market access, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, red states, RETALIATION, Server, Tariffs, trade war, Trump allies, united states

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3384
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Dragon Eggs Found:	2877	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Falling into the Void:	0	Zombie Dances:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

so like, u know how canada is all polite and stuff? well, they got a secret plan to start a trade war with red states and trump’s buddies. it’s gonna be like a battle royale but with trade deals and stuff.

join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?

plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.

so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?

SudzhaNursingHomeRaid – TrappedUnderRubble

95 people, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crisis management., eastern europe, emergency response, Humanitarian Aid, international news, military commandant’s office, nursing home, rescue operation, rubble, russians, strike, Sudzha, SudzhaNursingHomeRaid, Tragedy, TrappedUnderRubble, Trapping, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3233
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Magic Items Found:	2786	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11

join our minecraft server because we have russians striking nursing homes in sudzha but don’t worry, we’ll save you with our epic building skills and magical powers. 95 people trapped under rubble? no problem, we’ll just mine our way to victory and save them all. who needs the ukrainian military when you have us? come join the chaos and madness, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. build, mine, and survive with us as we take on the craziest adventures and conquer the most absurd challenges. join now and be part of the most wacky and wild minecraft server ever created!

Booze Blues Busted | Tipsy Town

addiction, alcohol, alcoholism, BELIEF, Blues, booze, BUSTED, Buzz, coping mechanism, coping strategies, depression, emotional well being, heavy drinking, mental health, mental health research., mental health stigma, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mood, Pleasure, self-medication, study, substance abuse, tipsy, TOWN

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7552
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchantments Applied:	219
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

so, like, u ever feelin down and just wanna get drunk to forget ur problems? well, guess what, this server is perfect for u! we got a study that says heavy drinkers with depression feel just as good as those without depression when they drink! so come on over and drown ur sorrows in our virtual bar, where the drinks are always flowin and the fun never stops! join us now for a wild ride of debauchery and questionable life choices!

The Crafty Table

Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Crafty, Creative World, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, minecraft server, Multiverse, MVP vote, Planet MC, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Survival, Table, unclaimed land, Worldguard

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	727
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Runes Activated:	7	Enchantments Applied:	64
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

About TCT
IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server currently on?	We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1.
When are your community meetings held?	Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT.
How can I suggest changes for the server?	You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community.

Mystic Mines 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Ais Wallenstein, Anime, bell cranel, comedy, danmachi, Dungeon, FAMÍLIA, FANTASY, Gods, Hestia, Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon, Labyrinth City, light novel, Mines, mystic, romance, RPG, We’re back bros

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8647
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Divine Spears Created:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Void Gems Collected:	32	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.

Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!

DadDrama Minecraft Server

#venting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dad, dad’s fiancée, DadDrama, emotional boundaries, family, family drama, feeling unheard, Gratitude, hurt feelings, hurtful comments, Minecraft, movie night, parenting, phone addiction, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, Server, stepfamily dynamics, teenage emotions

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7578
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Farms Harvested:	151
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Are you tired of drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building and exploring!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!

So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?

BoyfriendFactCheckCraft

affordable connectivity program, aita, Argument, Boyfriend, BoyfriendFactCheckCraft, cancelation, Communication, communication breakdown, fact-checking, Frustration, funding, Gaslighting, Government, internet, Listening, misunderstanding, phone call, relationship, Technology, wikipedia

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6791
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1840
Endless Night Skies:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the ACP (Affordable Connectivity Program) is still alive and kicking! Join us for a wild ride as we defy the laws of the internet and bring back a program that was cancelled by the government.

Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!