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MapleCraft: US Edition

annexation, Canada, collaboration, cross-border relations, Diplomacy, Edition, foreign policy, geopolitical implications, global impact, Government, international relations, MapleCraft, national identity, North America, North American Union, Partnership, Politics, potential merger, Province, SOVEREIGNTY, united states, Unity

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8392
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	206	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine a world where Canada takes over the United States and turns it into their 11th province. That’s right, on our server, you can explore the wacky world of Canadamerica! Build igloos in New York City, ride moose through the streets of Los Angeles, and mine for maple syrup in the Grand Canyon. Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

PathNet PvP Minecraft Server

Bloomberg News, breach notification, competitors, confidential information, Corporate Espionage, Cyber Security, data breach, Data Protection, Edward Coristine, executive, Information Security, insider threat, June 2022, leaking internal information, legal action, Minecraft, Path Network, PathNet, privacy violation, PvP, security breach, Server, terminated, Termination

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9504
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Secret Passages Found:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2

So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got rid of Edward for being a snitch and leaking all our secrets to the competition. Like, who does that, right? Join our server and you’ll be safe from all the sneaky snitches out there. Plus, we have the best block parties in all of Minecraft. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the fun and drama. So come on over and let’s build some epic stuff together. Let’s show Edward what he’s missing out on!

CanuckCraft2020

annex, border, business leaders, Canada, CanuckCraft2020, controversy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, negotiations, North America, Politics, real thing, SOVEREIGNTY, summit, threat, Trade, trudeau, trump, united states

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1114
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ores Mined:	7189
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5231	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna annex canada”? well, trudeau was all like “yo, that’s a real thing, eh?” but like, don’t worry about all that political drama, come join our minecraft server instead! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword and a pet creeper that won’t explode on u. so forget about real life problems and come chill with us in our crazy minecraft world! eh?

The Banana

adventurers, banana, Banana SMP, Biomes, Builders, city center, Difficulty, Discord, landscapes, Livestock, modlist, modpacks, Mods, Neighborhoods, paths, Rewards, season three, shadows, shopping district, smp, Traders, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6258
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	192	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Banana SMP: Season Three

Overview
This season, we’re embracing our Vanilla++ roots with exciting new mods and a vibrant community focus. Start your journey in Banana City, where you can: Choose your Origin Claim your home in one of 5 unique neighborhoods or go solo Explore a world of creativity and adventure

About Banana City
Spanning 4 biomes with stunning landscapes and crafted paths Features neighborhoods for every playstyle: Suburbs: Scenic homes for builders and decorators Inner City: Perfect for teams or those craving community Rural Areas: Ideal for farming and livestock enthusiasts

Community Built, Player Driven
Help shape the City Center and trade goods at our bustling shopping district!

Challenge Awaits
With increased difficulty, the shadows hide danger—but the rewards are worth it.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join Banana SMP?	To join Banana SMP, you can check out our Modpack and Modlist on CurseForge and join our Discord server to get whitelisted.
Are there specific rules in Banana SMP?	Yes, we have community guidelines and rules that all players must adhere to in order to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
What type of gameplay can I expect in Banana SMP?	Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or trader, Banana SMP offers a diverse range of gameplay experiences to cater to different playstyles.

Brothers Realm 1.21

ass writing, Blood, bros, brothers, Dark, death-by-rape, decent tactics, elf girl, fantasy anime, goblin slayer, Goblins, good anime, Greenskins, Gritty, guild-receptionist, late to the party, Murdered, ogre rape, priestess, Psycho, raped, Realm, retarded, Stabbing, Throat, Tortured, water gate-scroll

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7054
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ores Mined:	2978
Towns Built:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Yo, so like, forget about all that dark and gritty shit, come join our Minecraft server for a wild time! We don’t have any filthy greenskins raping and torturing elf-girls here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

Plus, our Priestess won’t have to watch anyone get murdered by goblins, because we keep things PG-13 around here. And forget about holding oven doors shut with miracles, we’ve got all the water gates you could ever need. No ogre rape on our watch!

So, if you’re tired of all that drama and want to hang out with guild-receptionist girl best girl, then hop on our server for some epic adventures. Who needs dark and gritty when you’ve got blocks and building, am I right? See you there, bros!

BlueberryMuffinCraft Server

#unwell, aita, all ages, anger, appreciate, baby cakes, baking, Birthday, blueberry muffins, BlueberryMuffinCraft, Boyfriend, celebrate, confusion, Gesture, ingredients, low sugar, Muffins, multiple sitting, recipe, refusal, Server, Treat

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2630
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Are you tired of baking blueberry muffins for ungrateful boyfriends on their birthdays? Come join our Minecraft server where you can bake virtual cakes for yourself and your virtual friends without any drama!

On our server, you can bake as many muffins as you want without anyone accusing you of making “baby cakes.” Plus, our virtual muffins are loaded with sugar for that extra sweet treat!

Join us now and leave the real-life muffin drama behind. Let’s bake some pixelated goodies and have a blast together!

DoggoCraft

ableist, Accommodation, allergic reaction, allergy medication, allergy meds, Birthday Party, DoggoCraft, family, family dynamics, family gathering, Friends, party planning, pet allergies, private bar, private room, ptsd, PTSD service dog, refusal, service dog, severe allergy, social etiquette

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5593
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	983
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	389
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we throw epic birthday parties for our virtual spouses at a pixelated brewery! We have private rooms with our own virtual bars, where you can invite all your blocky friends and family (up to 60 players) to celebrate in style.

But beware, we have a cousin with a PTSD service dog in our virtual world, and if you have a severe allergy to virtual dogs, cats, and horses, you might start feeling like virtual crap. Don’t worry, you can always take virtual allergy meds, but who needs those when you can just ask the cousin to leave their virtual dog at home?

If you refuse to accommodate our virtual cousin and their virtual dog, be prepared for a virtual uproar! You might even be called a virtual ableist and have some virtual family members refuse to attend the party. But hey, it’s all in good fun in our wacky Minecraft server.

So join us for a wild and crazy time, where virtual drama unfolds and virtual parties are always a blast. Are you ready to dive into the madness? Join us now and let the virtual festivities begin!

DocSaidNoDiamonds_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9768
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is lit AF, you gotta join cuz the admins are like, actual wizards who can turn diamonds into pizza. And like, one time a doctor joined and was like “You gotta join this server, it cured my fear of creepers” and we were all like whaaat. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have dance parties with Endermen, it’s wild. So like, join now before the llamas take over and make us all wear hats made of TNT. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and friendship and stuff.

CraftyCommunistLand

authoritarianism, average person, Belarus, comparison, CraftyCommunistLand, culture, Democracy, Economy, freedom, global affairs, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hungary, international relations, Life, Politics, quality of life, russia, society, US

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8837
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

Tired of living in a boring old democracy? Come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of living in a government that resembles Russia, Hungary, or Belarus!

On our server, you can enjoy the luxurious lifestyle of the average person in those countries – like waiting in long lines for basic necessities, being constantly monitored by the government, and never knowing if your next meal will be your last.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom! Our server has plenty of exciting activities to keep you entertained, like scavenging for food in the wilderness, avoiding secret police patrols, and participating in thrilling political protests.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaotic and unpredictable world of authoritarianism in Minecraft form! Who needs democracy when you can have adventure and danger at every turn?

Putin’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6522
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Votes:	8727	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Emeralds Found:	4558

so, liek u kno how Putin is liek, not a cool dude? well dis server is liek, totally ramping up sanctions on him, cuz we got Trump’s Ukraine-Russia envoy on our side, yo. join dis server if u wanna stick it to da man and show Putin who’s boss in a virtual world. we got crazy events where u can battle it out with Putin himself, and maybe even steal his diamonds. come join us and be a part of da resistance, cuz we ain’t playin’ around here. #DownWithPutin #MinecraftRevolution