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Crafting Love: Where even pixels find romance!

Communication, Connection, Crafting, daydreaming, desire, doubt, FANTASY, fear, fictional story, Find, girl, hopeless, IMPOSSIBLE, Insecurity, longing, love, pixels, relationship, romance, Talk, unattainable, uncertainty, unrealistic prospect, Want

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3360
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Zombie Dances:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Are you tired of trying to navigate the treacherous waters of dating in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can find love in the most unexpected places! Who needs Tinder when you can build a beautiful virtual relationship with someone while constructing a majestic castle together?

Join our server and watch as your love story unfolds in ways you never thought possible. From epic battles against creepers to romantic sunset walks along pixelated beaches, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate on our server and live happily ever after in a world made of blocks.

So say goodbye to awkward first dates and hello to a world where love knows no bounds. Join us today and start crafting your own love story in the most unexpected of places. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than swiping left or right!

UbelCraft: Where we love Ubel but hate battle shonen-shit

action, Anime, anti-cliche, anti-mainstream, anti-shonen, anti-trope, battle, complex characters, dark fantasy, graphic violence, hate, hate battle shonen-shit, Horror, I love Ubel, intense storytelling, love, love-hate, Manga, mature themes, Psychological, seinen, shonenshit, Supernatural, Ubel, UbelCraft

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8216
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Alien Abductions:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old battle shonen-shit? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! We may love Ubel, but we hate all that mainstream nonsense. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. So come on, dive in and join the madness!

Timmy’s Epic Racewar Showdown Server

aggression, battle, challenge, Competition, Conflict, desire, Epic, Friends, glock, Guns, humor, internet culture, ISOLATION, meme, racewar, Rivalry, Server, showdown, Social, Solo, Timmy, timmys, Victory, WIN

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9424
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to participate in epic race wars where the only weapon allowed is a glock! That’s right, forget about swords and bows, we settle our disputes with good old-fashioned gunfights.

And if you’re worried about not having any real-life friends to play with, don’t worry, because Timmy is here to save the day! He’s on a mission to recruit players to join his army and dominate the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs building and farming when you can have gunfights and epic battles instead?

LOLcraft Daily – OKFAMS Edition

Ayame, Channels.., Daily, Edition, fubuki, Inugamikorone, K5r6n3, last thread, LolCraft, Mio, MO_OKAYU_GU, moguKorone, Nakiriayame, Nekomataokayu, okayu, OKFAMS, Ookamimio, Ookamimio_sab, Oozorasubaru, Shirakamifubuki, subaru, twitter, Videos, YODAYOsub

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8190
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Votes:	771

Are you a fan of OKFAMS? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us to discuss each individual member in depth, from Okayu’s adorable antics to Korone’s hilarious borks. But that’s not all – we have a secret channel dedicated to decoding Fubuki’s cryptic messages and Ayame’s conspiracy theories. And don’t even get us started on Mio and Subaru’s epic quest to find the legendary duck of destiny.

But wait, there’s more! Follow us on Twitter for daily updates and memes from the OKFAMS crew. From Okayu’s cat adventures to Korone’s daily struggles with technology, our Twitter feed is guaranteed to make you LOL.

And if you’re still not convinced, check out our epic videos featuring the OKFAMS gang. From chaotic Minecraft adventures to intense karaoke battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the OKFAMS madness! Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the mysterious duck… or not. But hey, it’s worth a shot, right? 😉🦆 #OKFAMS4Life

Pixelated Fantasy Tactics LOL

advance marche, Everything.., FANTASY, Final Fantasy, final fantasy advance, final fantasy fantasy, final fantasy marche, final fantasy rpg, final fantasy strategy, final fantasy tactical, final fantasy tactics, final fantasy tactics advance, lol, marche, marche was right, pixelated, right, RPG, strategy, tactical, Tactics, tactics advance, video game

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9060
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the madness of Marche, who was right about EVERYTHING! From building upside-down houses to riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within our world is a secret treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Marche was right, and you won’t want to miss out on all the insanity that awaits you!

Seafood Shenanigans: Gook Boyfriend Edition

Boyfriend, brand-name goods, Caucasus, CHANGE, Claims, Cultural differences, disgust, Edition, Girls, gook, hate, hoe, Hypocrite, instagram, jew, Korea, Koreaboo, Korean boyfriend, manipulative, materialistic, seafood, sex before marriage, Shenanigans

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8286
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a koreaboo’s changing preferences? Look no further! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like that girl who swore she’d never eat seafood but now can’t get enough of it. Join us for a wild ride of brand-name goods, Korean boyfriends, and a whole lot of drama. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the craziness right here in our Minecraft world? Come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

12 Hour Minecraft Mayhem

exhaustion, eye health, eye strain, FATIGUE, health concerns, hour, insomnia, lifestyle habits, long hours, MAYHEM, Medical advice, mental health, Minecraft, red eyes, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep hygiene, sleep patterns, sleep quality, stress, tiredness, work-life balance

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2156
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Endless Night Skies:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to keep you awake for 12 hours straight! That’s right, no more falling asleep at your keyboard and waking up with red, bloodshot eyes. Join us for non-stop action, epic adventures, and the craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the Minecraft universe. Who needs sleep when you can have this much fun? Join now and say goodbye to boring servers forever!

PixelPraise: Anime Deities Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Community, anime culture, anime fans, anime humor, anime jokes, anime lover, anime memes, anime obsession, anime quotes, controversial, deities, fictional, GOD, harem, Minecraft, molest, Otaku, PixelPraise, rape, Server, taboo, underage, Virgins

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3928
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ores Mined:	6879

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anime reigns supreme and the possibilities are as endless as the number of waifus you can collect! Join us and experience a world where you can build your own harem of pixelated characters and live out your wildest fantasies without any judgment (as long as it’s all in good fun, of course).

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you venture deep into the darkest corners of our server, you may just stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all your favorite anime characters come to life. Imagine hanging out with Naruto, Goku, and Sailor Moon while building epic structures and battling monsters together. It’s a weeb’s dream come true!

So why wait? Join us now and let your inner otaku run wild. Who knows, you may even find yourself in a situation where you have to save your harem from a horde of creepers or team up with your favorite anime characters to defeat a dragon boss. The possibilities are endless on our server – come and see for yourself!

SausageCraft: Where Every Block is a Wiener!

adult humor, animated film, animation, BLOCK, bun-believable, comedy, Entertainment, film critique, Food, frank delight, funny, humor, laughs, Laughter, movie review, satire, Sausage Party, SausageCraft, Seth Rogan, top notch animation, voice acting, WIENER

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5275
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	661221	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Ores Mined:	7156	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is a real frank delight! With more laughs than a comedy show and animation that will blow your mind, you’ll be laughing your buns off in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to hear Seth Rogan’s voice acting that is simply bun-believable! He’ll have you rolling on the floor with his hilarious antics and witty one-liners. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wiener of a time you’ve been craving!

Pixelated Puns: Land of Llamas

is.., Japan, Land, Llamas, long trail tag, pixelated, Puns, shithole

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1441
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite of Japan – a total shithole! But don’t worry, that just means there are endless opportunities for chaos and hilarity.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through poop-filled landscapes, battle giant turds, and build your very own toilet castle. Who needs cherry blossoms when you can have exploding diarrhea trees? And forget about sushi, on our server, we feast on poop cakes and pee soup.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing for hours. From the poop-obsessed wizard to the farting unicorn, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knew a shithole could be so much fun?