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| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 4714 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 76 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 186 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it literally explodes like a sarmat missile during a test in russia? well, this is the place for you, my dude!
imagine logging on and being greeted by a giant explosion that sends you flying into a world of pure chaos and fun. our server is so insane, it will blow your mind (literally)!
we have crazy builds, epic battles, and the most ridiculous mini-games you’ve ever seen. plus, our community is like a family of deranged unicorns who just want to have a good time.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will leave you speechless (and maybe a little singed), come join us and experience the madness for yourself. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re scared of explosions, then maybe stay away).
