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Crazy Pixel PVP

attacking player, attitude, Commitment, crazy, criticism, defensive duties, Effort, lack of energy, lack of movement, Lazy, lazy fecker, osimhen, Perception, PIXEL, PvP, Rashford, Shift, track back, underperforming, unmotivated, unproductive, work rate

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4122
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8963	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ores Mined:	5066	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in town! We got attacking players who are described as “lazy feckers” and don’t wanna put in the work. What makes players like Rashford and Osimhen lazy? Is it just because they don’t track back or is there more to it? Join now and find out for yourself on our wild and wacky server! Let’s get mining and crafting together, it’s gonna be a blast! Join us now and let’s have a crazy time together!

Infernal Sanctuary 1.21

Afterlife, Astinos, boiling water, damnation, Dining, Eternal Damnation, eternal suffering, fiery torment, Fire, greek mythology, Hades, Hell, INFERNAL, Inferno, punishment, punishment for sinners, punishment for wrongdoers, punishment in hell, Sanctuary, Torment, toxic cloud, underworld

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9990
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	New Chunks Explored:	726192

Yo, bro, forget about hell and come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got all the food you could ever want, none of that fire and toxic cloud nonsense. Plus, we’ve got epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Toy Wrecker Minecraft Server

anger, bad day, Boundaries, Communication, dog behavior, dog owner, dog park, dog park etiquette, dog toys, dog training, Exercise, fetch, Frustration, Minecraft, overreacting, pet etiquette, pet ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, socialization, Toy, toy destruction, wrecker..

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5645
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Emeralds Found:	5290	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Void Gems Collected:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your fury in a virtual world instead of chasing after a dog in the snow!

Join us and let off steam by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless possibilities. No need to worry about losing your ball here – unless a creeper blows it up, that is!

Our community is full of responsible pet owners who will never let their dogs destroy your precious items. And if they do, just ask for a new one and they’ll gladly oblige – in Minecraft, of course!

So come on, leave the real world drama behind and join our server for some epic adventures and laughs. Who knows, you might even find a virtual ball to play fetch with!

SpoiledCraft: BIL Edition

bil, communication breakdown, confrontation avoidance, disrespectful attitude, disrespectful behavior., Edition, emotional drain, emotional exhaustion, entitled, family dynamic, family tension, financial responsibility, financial strain, household chores, household conflict, lack of support, living arrangements, living situation, long term houseguest, personal boundaries, SpoiledCraft, strained relationships

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5455
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Buildings Constructed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like living with your BIL who just won’t move out, except with creepers and zombies instead of dirty laundry.

Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being ignored by your fellow players, just like how BIL ignores your requests to keep the bathroom window open. Watch as your virtual houseguests take advantage of your hospitality and refuse to clean up after themselves, just like BIL and his dirty clothes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers the ultimate challenge of dealing with entitled and arrogant players who think they can just mooch off of you forever. Experience the tension and strain of living with someone who just won’t leave, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world filled with chaos.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the max, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play on our server and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster?

RageQuitMinecraftSMP

annoyances, auditory, Frustration, Gaming, gaming annoyances, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming frustrations, gaming noises, gaming sounds, gaming triggers, irritating sounds, Pet Peeves, RAGE, RageQuitMinecraftSMP, SOUNDS, triggers, video game irritations, video game triggers, video games

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9522
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	1026	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Secret Passages Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	82	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. The admins are like, super cool and give out diamonds like candy, I swear. And the spawn area is like, a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers doing the macarena, it’s lit af.

But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

BlockLifeChanger

big impact, BlockLifeChanger, butterfly effect, Decision making, impactful decisions, life changing, life changing moments, life-altering choices, minor choices, momentous decision, personal growth, pivotal choice, ripple effect, significant choices, small actions, small choices, small decision, transformative actions, turning point, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6242
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Star Shards Collected:	272	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Join our Minecraft server and make the small decision to dig one block in a certain direction, and who knows what crazy adventures await you! One player dug down and found a hidden underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Another player accidentally punched a pig and it turned into a flying pig that now follows them around as a loyal companion. The possibilities are endless on our server, where even the smallest decisions can lead to life-changing moments! So come join us and see where your next block break will take you!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Allies, Canada, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic impact, export, foreign relations, Import, international trade, market access, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, red states, RETALIATION, Server, Tariffs, trade war, Trump allies, united states

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6425
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Magic Items Found:	3573	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Farms Harvested:	190

so like, u know how canada is all polite and stuff? well, they got a secret plan to start a trade war with red states and trump’s buddies. it’s gonna be like a battle royale but with trade deals and stuff.

join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?

plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.

so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?

SudzhaNursingHomeRaid – TrappedUnderRubble

95 people, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crisis management., eastern europe, emergency response, Humanitarian Aid, international news, military commandant’s office, nursing home, rescue operation, rubble, russians, strike, Sudzha, SudzhaNursingHomeRaid, Tragedy, TrappedUnderRubble, Trapping, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9291
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Towns Built:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Void Gems Collected:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

join our minecraft server because we have russians striking nursing homes in sudzha but don’t worry, we’ll save you with our epic building skills and magical powers. 95 people trapped under rubble? no problem, we’ll just mine our way to victory and save them all. who needs the ukrainian military when you have us? come join the chaos and madness, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. build, mine, and survive with us as we take on the craziest adventures and conquer the most absurd challenges. join now and be part of the most wacky and wild minecraft server ever created!

Booze Blues Busted | Tipsy Town

addiction, alcohol, alcoholism, BELIEF, Blues, booze, BUSTED, Buzz, coping mechanism, coping strategies, depression, emotional well being, heavy drinking, mental health, mental health research., mental health stigma, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mood, Pleasure, self-medication, study, substance abuse, tipsy, TOWN

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9396
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Magic Items Found:	8570	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

so, like, u ever feelin down and just wanna get drunk to forget ur problems? well, guess what, this server is perfect for u! we got a study that says heavy drinkers with depression feel just as good as those without depression when they drink! so come on over and drown ur sorrows in our virtual bar, where the drinks are always flowin and the fun never stops! join us now for a wild ride of debauchery and questionable life choices!

The Crafty Table

Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Crafty, Creative World, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, minecraft server, Multiverse, MVP vote, Planet MC, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Survival, Table, unclaimed land, Worldguard

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	812
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

About TCT
IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server currently on?	We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1.
When are your community meetings held?	Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT.
How can I suggest changes for the server?	You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community.

Mystic Mines 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Ais Wallenstein, Anime, bell cranel, comedy, danmachi, Dungeon, FAMÍLIA, FANTASY, Gods, Hestia, Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon, Labyrinth City, light novel, Mines, mystic, romance, RPG, We’re back bros

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1136
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.

Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!