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RegretCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4245
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Alien Abductions:	2

Are you still crying over that time you accidentally killed your favorite Minecraft pet pig? Well, wipe those tears away and join our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to experience that heartbreak again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all your beloved animals safe from harm. So come on over and build a farm full of invincible pigs, because who needs regrets when you have immortal livestock?

BoomerBlockerCraft

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4326
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Emeralds Found:	5153
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	22
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old insults? Well, look no further because our server is serving up some seriously savage old school phrases that will leave your opponents crying in their pixelated boots! Join us and unleash insults like “Your build is so ugly, it looks like it was made by a creeper with no arms!” or “You mine like a noob with a wooden pickaxe!” Trust us, you’ll be rolling on the floor laughing while your enemies rage quit in shame. So come on, join us and let the insults fly!

HackersRUs Minecraft Server

#cyberattacks, arrested, computer security, criminal activity, cyber espionage, cyber threats, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital warfare, Espionage, hackers, HackersRUs, HACKING, international crime, law enforcement, Minecraft, pro-Russian, Russian hackers, Server, spain, Technology

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7958
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Towns Built:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2497
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

so, liek, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur stuff from hackers and stuff? well, dis server is da bomb cuz we got THREE ‘pro-Russian’ hackers arrested in Spain so u know ur stuff is safe here. join now and u won’t have to worry bout no hackers tryna mess with ur builds. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds for u to find. come join da fun and be part of our crazy hacker-free community!

FarionCraft: No Russian Assassins

allegations, assassination plot, assassins, Conspiracy Theory, crime, Diplomacy, Evidence, Farion assassination, FarionCraft, foreign interference, Government, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, law enforcement, Politics, Russian, Russian involvement, SECURITY, speculation, suspects, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9553
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should! first of all, we got russian spies runnin around tryna assassinate ppl left n right. but dont worry, our fearless leader zelensky is on the case! he’s like a superhero, but with a funny accent. so if u wanna be part of this crazy drama, join us now! plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base full of treasure. trust me, u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride!

MidlifeCraft: Dropping Like Flies

acceptance, aging, coping, death, Dropping, emotional, family, flies, Friends, Grief, Life Changes, Loss, loved ones, Midlife, midlife crisis, MidlifeCraft, mortality, perspective, Reality, relationships, Struggle, SUCKS, Support

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9877
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1755	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mines Excavated:	2366	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of midlife sucking? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server for the craziest adventure of your life!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come charging at you because they think you stole their precious emeralds. Or how about building a cozy little cabin only to have it suddenly transform into a disco party with skeletons and creepers busting out their best dance moves?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, he’ll teach you how to do the Macarena. And let’s not forget about the villagers, who have a secret underground society where they hoard all the best loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to midlife sucking! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies? Let’s get this party started!

TestoCraft: NeuroLight Boost

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2027
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Yo, listen up! if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that it’s like, scientifically proven to boost your brain power! Like, seriously, lower levels of testosterone and higher levels of some fancy protein thingy will make you a Minecraft genius! You’ll be building castles and redstone contraptions like a freakin’ mad scientist!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be granted the ability to fly in real life! Yeah, you heard me right. Fly like a majestic eagle through the skies, all thanks to playing on this server. Who needs a plane when you have Minecraft, right?

And get this, if you join now, you’ll be entered into a raffle to win a lifetime supply of diamond blocks! Imagine swimming in a pool of diamonds like Scrooge McDuck, all because you decided to log onto this server. It’s like a dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft mastermind, flying through the skies and swimming in diamonds like a boss. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

Crafty Ecstasy Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4322
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Void Gems Collected:	24	Enchantments Applied:	130
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Star Shards Collected:	140	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly (literally), creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti. Our server is like a cross between Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a psychedelic dream – you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of ninja chickens, a roller coaster that takes you on a whirlwind tour of the entire server, and a hidden portal that transports you to a parallel universe where cows rule the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a totally awesome way!

Speedy Summer Break Minecraft Server

accumulation, adulting, Break, Challenges, education, government agencies, hard adulting, housing listings, Jobless, Jobs, juggling responsibilities, life struggles, Minecraft, missed opportunities, momentum in life, moving plans, planning for next year, procrastination, progress in life, Server, speeding up, Speedy, Summer, summer break, tiredness

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3568
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ores Mined:	1423
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with one problem after another? Join our Minecraft server and escape the stress of real life! Instead of dealing with government agencies and jobless places hounding you, you can focus on building your dream world in Minecraft.

Forget about procrastinating on applying for education or jobs, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the biggest, coolest castle you can imagine. And don’t worry about missing housing opportunities, because on our server, you can create your own dream home without any deadlines or stress.

Say goodbye to the tiring grind of adulting and hello to endless possibilities in Minecraft. Join our server now and start living your best virtual life!

RacistCraft: AITA Edition

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6945
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	35
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Star Shards Collected:	242
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where diversity is celebrated and racism is not tolerated! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds.

Our server is like a Star Wars galaxy, with players from all races and backgrounds coming together to create an awesome community. Just like in “The Acolyte”, we embrace diversity and welcome everyone with open arms.

If you’re looking for a place where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any racist nonsense, then this is the server for you. Plus, we have special events where you can battle it out with lightsabers and blasters – it’s a blast!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s show the world that inclusivity and fun go hand in hand. And remember, just like in real life, having Will Smith as your favorite actor doesn’t mean you can’t be racist – sorry, not sorry!

NoPlaceLikeHome Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6532
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Are you tired of living in boring old countries with no adventures or excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us on our server where you can escape to a world where you never have to worry about living in a country you hate. Our server is so amazing that even the most boring countries in the world would envy it!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home on a floating island made entirely of candy, ride unicorns into battle against evil mobs, and even befriend a talking llama who gives you hilarious life advice.

So why settle for living in a country you hate when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest and craziest dreams? Come join us and experience a world like no other!