🔥Orthodox Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RuskyBannedCraft

Affiliated, banning, Christianity, Church, Conflict, eastern europe, foreign influence, Government, law, legislation, Orthodox, Parliament, Politics, relations, religious freedom, religious organizations, RuskyBannedCraft, Russian, separation, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7582
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Divine Spears Created:	25
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Void Gems Collected:	10

So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like Ukraine’s parliament banning Russian-affiliated religious organizations? Yeah, that’s how crazy awesome this server is!

Join us for some epic adventures and build the craziest structures you can imagine. We’ve got unicorns roaming around, dragons breathing fire, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family of llamas wearing top hats. We host weekly events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a dance-off with the Ender Dragon.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Russian-affiliated religious organizations when you’ve got a Minecraft server like this? Let’s get crafting, baby!

OrthoCraft Minecraft Server

BELIEF, Christianity, Church, Community, Conversion, denomination, doctrine, doubt, FAITH, Identity, inquiry, Minecraft, nonconformity, OrthoCraft, Orthodox, Practice, Questioning, Religion, Server, spirituality, theology, tradition, Worship

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7200
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Are you tired of being a Minecraft heretic? Join our server and become a true believer in the ways of blocky Orthodoxy! Our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, with diamond rainbows and creeper angels roaming the land.

But beware, for the non-believers are lurking in the shadows, waiting to steal your precious diamonds and turn you into a heretic. Only by joining our server can you protect yourself from their evil ways and bask in the glory of the blocky heavens.

So why aren’t you Orthodox, anon? Join our server today and let the power of the Minecraft gods guide you to victory!

Malky’s Minecraft Madness

Abuse, Article, Daily Mail, Divorce, End.., force, Friends, husband, Jewish, madness, Malky Berkowitz, Malkys, Marriage, Minecraft, News, Orthodox, papers, protest, sex strike, SIGNING, solidarity, Wolf, Women

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4720
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Emeralds Found:	5150
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Villages Defended:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Items Found:	3451
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your mom’s soap operas? Well, look no further! Join our server where we have Jewish Orthodox women going on a sex strike to get their friend Malky’s abusive husband “Wolf” to sign those divorce papers. That’s right, no one gets any action until Malky is free from that creep! So come on over and witness the craziest love triangle Minecraft has ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of drama? Join now and help Malky get her divorce, because we all know that’s the real end game here.

Orthodox Block Party: It’s LIT & Banned

banned, BLOCK, Church, dominant religion, EOC congregations, Estonia, Estonia’s security, holy war, internal operations, Islamic terrorists, Islamist terrorists, Läänemets, largest church, lit, Moscow, Orthodox, orthodox church, orthodoxy, Party, Patriarchate, Religion, security threat, subordination, Western values, Western world

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4369
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	162
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mines Excavated:	2093
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of dealing with the drama of Estonia banning the Orthodox Church? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-world politics! Join us and build your own virtual church without the fear of government interference.

Our server is a safe haven for all religions, even the ones that may be banned in real life. You can create your own religious sect, perform virtual ceremonies, and even start a holy war against other players (in a friendly, non-violent way of course).

So why wait? Join our server now and let your religious freedom run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the virtual pope of Minecraft land.

Grateful4MinecraftSMP

abundance, appreciation, Blessings, Contentment, family, Friends, Grateful4MinecraftSMP, Gratitude, Happiness, health, joy, Life, love, mindfulness, mindfulness practice, opportunities, Peace, positivity, present moment, Support, thankfulness

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9329
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Votes:	6734
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the creepers have learned to breakdance and the pigs have formed their own government.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited wealth and power in the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next ruler of the Diamond Chicken Kingdom!

BlockyWisdom

advice, beneficial advice, beneficial tips, BlockyWisdom, eye-opening advice, helpful advice, life advice, life lessons, pearls of wisdom, strange advice, surprising advice, surprising tips, unconventional advice, unconventional tips, unconventional wisdom, unexpected advice, useful advice, useful tips, valuable advice, wisdom

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3311
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	932	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	6589	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Votes:	7492	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Have you ever been told to join a Minecraft server because they have a secret underground society of talking chickens who give out valuable advice? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! These wise cluckers will guide you through the world of blocks and creepers with their hilarious chicken jokes and nuggets of wisdom. Trust us, you won’t regret joining this feathered-filled fun fest!

HaifaCraft Minecraft Server

Attacks, civilian casualties, Conflict, Defense, Haifa, Haifa bombing, HaifaCraft, hezbollah, Hezbollah attacks, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, northern Israeli city, RETALIATION, Rockets, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1008
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	326	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Villages Defended:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	281
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Vanishing Items Found:	8

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL GET HIT BY HEZBOLLAH ROCKETS LIKE HAIFA! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE BOMBS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS FASTER THAN A MISSILE! COME SURVIVE THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM WITH US, OR ELSE YOU’LL BE WISHING YOU WERE IN A BUNKER INSTEAD! BOOM BOOM, EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE, HAHAHA!

Putin’s Pixelated Power Outage

cyber attack, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital espionage, digital warfare, Government, HACKING, Information Security, internet security, Mega hack, online censorship, online state media, OUTAGE, pixelated, political hacking, power, putin, Putins, russia, state-sponsored hacking, Technology

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6925
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Crops Grown:	6865
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Towns Built:	7

LOL JOIN THIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE WE HACKED PUTIN’S ONLINE MEDIA AND CAUSED CHAOS IN RUSSIA! BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FRIENDS! WATCH OUT FOR SPY CREEPERS AND KGB ZOMBIES TRYING TO TAKE YOU DOWN! ONLY THE BRAVEST AND CRAZIEST PLAYERS SURVIVE IN THIS WILD SERVER! JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO BECOME THE NEXT HACKING LEGEND! #PUTINWHO #HACKEDBYMINECRAFTPLAYERS

Booger Craft: Earth’s Crusty Server

#soil, booger, Craft, crusty, earth composition, earth crust, Earth science, earth’s crust analysis, earth’s crust booger percentage, earth’s crust composition, earth’s crust composition percentage, earth’s crust elements, earth’s crust facts, earth’s crust makeup, earth’s crust minerals, earth’s crust research, earth’s crust scientific study, earth’s structure, Earth’s surface, Earths, geological layers, geology, MINERALS, Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1635
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4733	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	271	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the crust of the earth is made of boogers!!! yea u heard right, boogers!!! it’s like a giant nose picked the ground and we’re all just living in it. but don’t worry, the boogers are magical and give u special powers like flying and shooting lasers out of ur eyes.

we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for cheeseburgers. yea, cheeseburgers. u gotta find the llama king and do a dance to earn his trust.

oh and did i mention we have a floating island made entirely of marshmallows? yea, u can bounce around and eat ur way to the top. but watch out for the evil gummy bears who guard the treasure chest full of diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor.

so come join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). see u there, booger miners!!!

Family Quest Fun

2019, childbearing preferences, Democratic counterparts, demographic trends, desire for children, family, Family Planning, family size, Fun, future generations, generational differences, ideological differences, larger families, party affiliation, political beliefs, political party, political polarization, Quest, reproductive choices, research, social attitudes, societal norms, young Republicans

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8943
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Animals Bred:	191
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

LOL join our epic minecraft server where we build families bigger than the Duggars! Republicans are taking over and wanting more kids than ever before, while Democrats are like, “nah, we good with just a few.” It’s a political party showdown in the world of blocks and creepers. Will you join the baby boom or stick with a small clan? Only on our server can you experience the chaos of partisan procreation! Let’s see who can build the biggest family tree in Minecraft history!

Smelly SMP: Where the only thing more toxic than the players is the creeper explosions

Balanced, Builder, CPU, creeper, custom origins, Discord, explosions, Graves, Griefing, Human, killing, Lag, Modded, Modpack, Nomad, planet minecraft, Players, PvPer, resource-rich, Safezone-Borderlands, Smelly, smp, stealing, TOXIC, trader.., Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2688
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Stinky SMP Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 (updating)
Server Emphasis	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	16 gigs of RAM + Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Server Rules	No resets since May 2022, Safezone-Borderlands system
Special Features	Origins mod with custom origins

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I appeal a ban?

Yes, we have a fair moderation system that allows appeals for true rulebreaks. Please contact a staff member for assistance.

2. How often is the server updated?

We update the server regularly to keep up with the latest Minecraft versions and mods. Check our Discord for announcements on updates.

3. Can I suggest new features for the server?

Absolutely! We welcome suggestions from our community to improve the server. Feel free to share your ideas on our Discord.

4. Are there specific playstyles encouraged on the server?

We welcome all playstyles, whether you’re a nomad, builder, PVPer, trader, or anything else. The server is inclusive of all players.

5. How do I join the server?

You can join our server by connecting to the IP address provided on our Discord server. Make sure to read the rules before joining.

Pixel Puss Minecraft Server

adult content, arousal, Curiosity, desire, explicit, explicit content, explicit curiosity, explicit desire, explicit language, explicit question, female anatomy, Intimacy, Minecraft, PIXEL, Puss, pussy, question.., Server, sexual, sexual experience, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, taboo, tight

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9048
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even creepers are dropping it like it’s hot! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight, you’ll be asking, “how tight was her pussy?” Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

Anticipated, Backlash, criticism, Development, Disappointment, Disaster, dogshit, Expectations, Failure, Flop, Game, Gaming, Gonna, hype, letdown, Minecraft, original, original game, Project, Release, reverse bloober, smp, Studio, underwhelming, video game

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	800
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Votes:	3935
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

HomeSweetHomeMC

Boundaries, burnt out, cancelled plans, Communication, compromise, discussions, fair, Girlfriend, girls night, home, HomeSweetHomeMC, kicked out, movies, Netflix, Plans, refusing, relaxing evening, SNACKS, stress, UNFAIR, video games

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! We promise you won’t be kicked out of your own virtual home here.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream home without any interruptions from girlfriends and their last-minute plans. Our server is the perfect place to relax, unwind, and mine your stress away.

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server today and build your own virtual paradise where you can truly be the king of your castle. Who needs a girlfriend when you have diamonds and creepers to keep you company?