🔥OrthoCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

OrthoCraft: DraftedWarriors

Army, conscription, controversy, Court, Defense, drafted, DraftedWarriors, Israel, Israeli, Israeli society, law, mandatory service, Men, military service, OrthoCraft, Politics, Religion, religious exemptions, rules, Ruling, the guardian, ultra-Orthodox

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2237
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magic Items Found:	8809	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	267	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where ultra-orthodox men are like, forced to join the military service, but in a virtual world! it’s like, a total wacky adventure where you gotta fight off creepers and zombies while also following strict military orders.

join this server for the ultimate challenge, where you’ll have to balance your religious beliefs with your duty to protect your virtual homeland. it’s like, a battle of epic proportions, but with pixelated graphics and endless possibilities.

plus, rumor has it that if you reach the highest rank in the military, you’ll unlock secret powers and abilities that will make you unstoppable in the virtual battlefield. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and show everyone that even ultra-orthodox men can kick butt in minecraft!

OrthoCraft: Draft Day!

BLOW, controversy, Day, decision, Draft, Government, Israel, Israel Supreme Court, israeli government, Israeli prime minister, Justice, Legal, military service, Netanyahu, OrthoCraft, Politics, Religion, religious exemptions, Ruling, secularism, top court, ultra-Orthodox Jews

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9205
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3688
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mines Excavated:	2675	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

come join our minecraft server where we draft ultra-orthodox jews to build epic temples and castles for our lord and savior Notch! Netanyahu is shooketh by our power and wants to join but he ain’t got the skills like us. we are the chosen ones in the world of blocks and pixels. come build with us and show off your building skills to the world. we promise you won’t get drafted unless you build a house made of diamonds, then you’re in trouble buddy. so grab your pickaxe and join us in this epic adventure!

OrthoCraft Minecraft Server

BELIEF, Christianity, Church, Community, Conversion, denomination, doctrine, doubt, FAITH, Identity, inquiry, Minecraft, nonconformity, OrthoCraft, Orthodox, Practice, Questioning, Religion, Server, spirituality, theology, tradition, Worship

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7734
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of being a Minecraft heretic? Join our server and become a true believer in the ways of blocky Orthodoxy! Our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, with diamond rainbows and creeper angels roaming the land.

But beware, for the non-believers are lurking in the shadows, waiting to steal your precious diamonds and turn you into a heretic. Only by joining our server can you protect yourself from their evil ways and bask in the glory of the blocky heavens.

So why aren’t you Orthodox, anon? Join our server today and let the power of the Minecraft gods guide you to victory!

ModdedHub – No Mods Allowed!

Allowed, broken muffler, car customization, car enthusiasts, car modifications, car noise, Communication, compromise, consideration, gym, husband, loud car, Marriage, ModdedHub, modifications, Mods, morning routine, neighborhood disturbance, noise pollution, Nuisance, relationships, subwoofer

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	7942	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Villages Defended:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of dealing with noisy cars in your neighborhood? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the cacophony of revving engines and screeching tires.

On our server, you can build your own virtual car and customize it to your heart’s content without disturbing a single soul. No more waking up to the sound of a broken muffler at 7:30 in the morning – unless, of course, you set an alarm for that time, but that’s on you.

Join now and say goodbye to noisy neighbors and hello to a peaceful virtual world where the only loud noises you’ll hear are the joyful screams of victory as you conquer blocky mountains and build epic structures. Trust me, it’s a lot more fun than arguing with your husband about his “not that loud” car.

Ex’s Dumb Quotes Minecraft Server

Breakup, dumb, ex advice, ex boyfriend, ex drama, ex girlfriend, ex humor, ex jokes, ex memories, ex problems, ex quotes, ex regrets, ex stories, ex talk, ex talk show, Exes, exes be like, Exs, funny ex quotes, Minecraft, quotes, relationships, Server, stupid ex

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5270
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Potions Brewed:	99	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about stupid exes again! Our server is a magical place where all exes are turned into pixelated pigs and forced to roam the land, forever regretting their dumb comments. So come on in and build your own fortress of solitude, far away from any ex drama. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you the power to summon a giant chicken to peck at anyone who dares to bring up your ex’s nonsense. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

PainCraft: Ouch Edition

acute pain, Agony, Chronic pain, coping with pain., Edition, emotional pain, excruciating pain, intense pain, Ouch, pain assessment, pain management, pain management strategies, pain management techniques, pain medication, pain relief, pain scale, pain threshold, pain tolerance, PainCraft, physical pain, Suffering, unbearable pain, worst pain

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6246
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ores Mined:	8443
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally fell into a pit of lava? Well, that’s nothing compared to the pain of missing out on our epic Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding creepers who just want to give you a hug (of death)! Trust us, the only pain you’ll feel on our server is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness that goes down. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

MeatAssaults Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, civilian casualties, Conflict, defense mechanisms, eastern europe, geopolitical conflict, international relations, Invasion, meat assaults, MeatAssaults, military aggression, Military operations, military strategy, Minecraft, political turmoil, russia, Server, Siege Tactics, ukraine war, Ukraine’s defences, War Crimes, War Tactics, WARFARE

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7355
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	202
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Towns Built:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war but with MEAT. yes, you heard that right, we’re throwing meat at each other to batter down defences like a bunch of crazy meat warriors.

imagine charging into battle with a pork chop in hand, ready to take down your enemies with the power of protein. our server is like no other, with intense meat battles and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

join us now and be a part of the most ridiculous minecraft server out there. who knew that meat could be so powerful in the world of blocky adventures? come see for yourself and experience the chaos firsthand.

VenezuelaCraft: Redstone Revolution

defense cooperation, Diplomacy, election, foreign policy, geopolitical maneuvering, global politics, international relations, Latin America, maritime cooperation, Military, military deployment, military exercises, naval presence, Navy, political tension, Redstone, revolution, Russian, south america, strategic alliance, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft, Warships

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	588
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ores Mined:	9441	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where russian warships dock in venezuela but instead of war they just want to play minecraft with us. imagine sailing the high seas with putin himself as your captain, building epic bases on the shores of south america. join now for a chance to win a free trip on a russian warship to our server, where the only election is who builds the best redstone contraption. hurry before the kremlin shuts us down for being too epic!

MomGonePhoneGrief

coping, death, Difficult, emotional, family, Goodbye, Grief, hardest moment, healing, HEARTBREAK, Loss, love, Memories, MomGonePhoneGrief, Mother, mourning, moving on, Pain, Phone, Sadness, separation

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3764
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Hey you! Yes, you with the sad face and the empty phone book! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!

PillMail Abortion Co. – No Ultrasound Needed!

2-year study, abortion, abortion patients, abortion pills, abortion regimen, complete abortion, drugs in person, Examination, mail, medication, Medication abortion, Needed, participants, PillMail, pills by mail, Regimen, repeat, study, UC San Francisco, Ultrasound, ultrasound examination

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2973
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	166
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we give out virtual pills that make your blocky character do crazy things like fly without wings or shoot fireballs out of their butt! no need for ultrasounds here, just pop a pill and watch the magic happen. 95% of our players have completed insane builds without having to repeat any steps. come join the fun and see what kind of wild adventures you can have on our server!

Noah’sPirateShip: Landlubber Edition

admins, application, Builder, Community, Create, Depth, Discord, Distant Horizons, Edition, Engineer, EXCITEMENT, Explorer, farmers delight, Landlubber, macaw’s furniture, Mods, NoahsPirateShip, Redstone, smp, storedrawers, thermal expansion, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3488
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3500	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to Noah’s Ark SMP

Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

About Noah’s Ark SMP

Join our vibrant community where creativity and camaraderie thrive! Our server combines a unique blend of mods to enhance your gameplay, ensuring endless hours of fun and exploration. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll feel right at home here.

How to Get Whitelisted

To join our exclusive server, just follow these simple steps:

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz
Create a Ticket: Head to the “ticket-create” channel at the top.
Submit Your Application: Please include:
- Your in-game name
- Your favorite activity in Minecraft
- Interests outside of Minecraft
- What you’re looking for in an SMP server

Mods to Enhance Your Experience

Mod	Description
Create	Plus most of the additions
Thermal Expansion
Distant Horizons (optional)
Farmer’s Delight
StorageDrawers
Macaw’s Furniture, Bridges, Trapdoors, Windows
Serene Seasons
Twilight Forest
JourneyMap (no teleports)
Performance Mods

Join Our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz

Rules to Keep Our Community Fun and Safe

No Griefing: Respect other players’ builds.
Age Requirement: 14+. If under 16, parental/guardian consent is required.
Language: Keep bad language to a minimum; preferably no swearing.
PvP: Voluntary and requires mutual agreement.

FAQ

Q: How do I get whitelisted on the server? A: Join our Discord and follow the instructions for submitting an application in the “ticket-create” channel. Our admins will review your application and grant access if you meet the criteria.

Q: What mods are included on the server? A: Some of the highlighted mods include Create, Thermal Expansion, Farmer’s Delight, and more. Check the mod list for a comprehensive overview.

Q: Are there any age restrictions? A: Yes, the server has an age requirement of 14 and above. Players under 16 need parental or guardian consent to join.

UnstableCraft Minecraft Server

Average, Behavior, emotional well being, emotions, Human nature, instability, mental health, mental health awareness, mental stability, Minecraft, mood swings, personality changes, personality disorders, personality fluctuations, personality traits, Psychology, Server, societal changes, societal expectations, societal norms, society, unstable personalities, UnstableCraft

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6771
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of dealing with unstable personalities in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all the drama behind. Our players are so chill, they make ice cubes look hot! Plus, we have a secret potion that turns griefers into friendly unicorns. So come on over and leave the real world crazies behind!

FeedCraft Server – Fat & Funny Minecraft Server

anthropomorphic animals, artists, Beginners, booru, bump, bump limit, coloring, deliveries, drawing improvement, drawthread, edit, edits, Expansion, fat, FeedCraft, female, fictional creatures, funny, inflation, Loli, Male, Minecraft, Monster Girl, progress thread, Report, request anchor, Resources, Server, shota, Spam, underaged characters, weight gain

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8056
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1220	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as expansive as your waistline after a trip to the all-you-can-eat buffet? Look no further than our server, where fat, expansion, and edit requests are welcomed with open arms (and expanding bellies).

Join us for a wild ride filled with requests for fat/weight gain/inflation/other expansion themed characters, whether they be human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or even fictional creatures. Our community is as diverse as the sizes of our characters, so don’t be shy to make your wildest expansion dreams come true.

But wait, there’s more! Need help drawing your own fatties? We’ve got resources for beginners and pros alike, so you can join in on the fun and start creating your own chunky creations. Just remember to ignore the alogs, don’t hassle the artists, and most importantly, delete your bumps (if you don’t know how, just check out the FAQ on 4chan).

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your waistline). Who knows, you might just find yourself drawing the fattest, most expansive characters you’ve ever seen. Just remember, no loli/shota/underaged characters allowed – everyone hates that!